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Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

In the future cities will make human sacrifices in order to win the privilege of hosting the Olympics. In the 2044 Olympics Miami will win the privilege by creating a 100ft tall pyramid of humans and lighting it on fire. Similarly, the torch relay tradition will change such that the torchbearers light themselves on fire and use the burning bodies of their predecessor to light their own torch.

Further into the future, partially inspired by the consequences of climate change, the sports element will be removed entirely and the Olympics will simply be an event consisting of mass sacrificial immolation. As far as the public is aware, the Olympics have always been an event intended to appease the Sun God who has been warming up the planet and evaporating the oceans.

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