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im not allowed to, court order
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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You know how like your hand smell like wet dog aftewards haha right |
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no no no I do gently caress, it’s just not time
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nut posted:no no no I do gently caress, it’s just not time 
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Aug 6, 2021 12:49
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Is the time to gently caress universal or is it different in other countries? Because, like, if we're talking what would be normal times in American timezones that can result in a lot of bad times for loving for me. I'm at work right now.
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IGgy IGsen posted:Is the time to gently caress universal or is it different in other countries? Can't you just like, go to a conference room |
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Mormon Nailer posted:Can't you just like, go to a conference room I work from home and there's nobody to gently caress here.
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I have definitely left a butt print on a conference room table. And my knees. So. It's possible, just block your time on your outlook calendar, reserve the room, and get crankin. Eta: look we all gotta work as a team so I'm gonna need you to open an incognito window and think of the synergy. |
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Mormon Nailer posted:think of the synergy. 
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Aug 6, 2021 13:17
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Man, I wish this whole loving thing was easier.
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Is cybersex still a thing? |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Is cybersex still a thing?  U tell me. |
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Aug 6, 2021 13:29
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Escape From Noise posted:
Gonna go with "no". Cyber *loving* however... [I AM NOT GOING TO WARN THIS THREAD AGAIN: STAY ON TOPIC OR I'M GOING TO START HANDING OUT SIXERS IN MY MIND] |
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IGgy IGsen posted:I work from home and there's nobody to gently caress here. Looks like you need to think outside of the box
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Someone: Ha ha yeah don't worry I totally know what loving is Me: Really? Because yesterday you said "I'm hosed" when your car broke down. Is that what loving is? A broken down car? Someone: ...I'm hosed. |
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Aug 6, 2021 21:03
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I am a virgin |
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Aug 6, 2021 22:13
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Bright Bart posted:I am a virgin so am i |
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Aug 6, 2021 22:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQabz-ElFT4
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I have just the thing for neophyte fuckers who want to gently caress around at gently caress o clock https://i.imgur.com/sEL73WY.jpg |
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Aug 6, 2021 23:09
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is it time to gently caress yet? the answer, sources say, is NO. |
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it is time to reveal the new clock, now what to wear. this dalmation fur coat is too... extravagant. mink? no... ah yes. my wolf shouldervest. perfect.
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Mormon Nailer posted:Wait am I the only person in here who has ever hosed I have also done loving many times very successfully my favorite part is when you do that thing with your genital that people are supposed to do while having a successful and correct intercourse session that's the best |
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Code Jockey posted:I have also done loving many times very successfully Intercourse? Why the gently caress were you in Pennsylvania??? |
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Mormon Nailer posted:Intercourse? Why the gently caress were you in Pennsylvania??? for the Intercourse! I thought that's what it was! You drive through town, you go through that one tunnel, and boom, you become a Man! |
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Code Jockey posted:for the Intercourse! I thought that's what it was! You drive through town, you go through that one tunnel, and boom, you become a Man! Oh. Uhhh, so, that would never work for me, because I'm not nor have I ever been a man, and I really really don't want to be one. |
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I just wanna gently caress. And it's time to gently caress. In fact I may gently caress tonight. I have all of my scissors sharpened and ready. |
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Mormon Nailer posted:Oh. Uhhh, so, that would never work for me, because I'm not nor have I ever been a man, and I really really don't want to be one. I'm beginning to wonder if I've ever been one either after this discussion but being a man is not a prerequisite for loving, as I am loving right now regardless of that status loving posting, which is the type of loving I do best |
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Isn't loving a French thing? Something about a big aquatic dog? |
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Escape From Noise posted:Isn't loving a French thing? Something about a big aquatic dog? I think you're mixing it up with that place in Austria. |
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Mormon Nailer posted:I think you're mixing it up with that place in Austria. Fugging? Nah, it just sounds sorta similar. |
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Forget it, Jake. It's gently caress. |
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Aug 7, 2021 05:06
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I make sure I’m always wearing 
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I make sure I’m always wearing Where do I send my check or money order??? 
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Aug 7, 2021 11:21
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Ohio.
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or the lovely folk at bored panda dot com
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Cleveland fucks! Cleveland fucks! Cleveland fucks! Ohio! |
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Escape From Noise posted:Isn't loving a French thing? Something about a big aquatic dog? Hmm, I can't be sure, but I think you're confusing loving with a French Water Dog. It's an easy mistake to make. I do it all the time! (Confusing loving with a French Water Dog, that is.) |
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gently caress is the only acceptable pizza topping. 
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