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Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

We need to put a "leave a gently caress, take a gently caress" thing on the counter for those orbs short on fucks

Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I make sure I�m always wearing

i give this to u not that u may remember to gently caress, but that u might forget about loving for a time. for no gently caress is ever hosed, nor is it even kissed.

-william fuckner

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# ? Aug 7, 2021 19:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'm PISSED the gently caress watch doesn't retail for 69.69

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 7, 2021 19:57

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I ignored the warning

I tried keeping up with the watch

my funeral is on Sunday at gently caress o'clock

# ? Aug 7, 2021 20:08

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Code Jockey posted:

I ignored the warning

I tried keeping up with the watch

my funeral is on Sunday at gently caress o'clock

Will there be loving and no-loving seating?

Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

Zil posted:

Will there be loving and no-loving seating?

yes, but the large gold-foil-covered clock on the wall hanging over my exhausted, dessicated corpse will make it clear which one you should sit in, as dictated by the time

# ? Aug 7, 2021 22:08

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

The polite, kind, cool, and nice in the year 2021 response is "not for long" given with a smile, right-eye wink, and a hand extended outward equal parts 'come on, hurry up', 'not if you don't want to be', and 'was that a joke or not?'

# ? Aug 11, 2021 07:16

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wearing this watch on my left wrist and my limited edition Beastie Boys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL watch on my right wrist and every moment of every day wondering which path I will pursue

# ? Aug 11, 2021 07:42

cruft

Code Jockey posted:

wearing this watch on my left wrist and my limited edition Beastie Boys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL watch on my right wrist and every moment of every day wondering which path I will pursue

gently caress, or get ill.
gently caress, or get ill.

What if you gently caress somebody with the flu?

# ? Aug 11, 2021 13:56

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

you sick fucks

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# ? Aug 11, 2021 14:26

cruft

pnac attack posted:

you sick fucks

This is an easy mistake to make! Maybe this will help:

I sick gently caress
You sick gently caress
He/she/they/it sick fucks
We sick gently caress
Y'all sick gently caress
They/Those sick gently caress

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:38

FutonForensic

I gently caress sickly

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:40

FutonForensic

This gently caress are sick

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:41

Escape From Noise

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these fuckers from the sick completion of their appointed rounds

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Escape From Noise posted:

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these fuckers from the sick completion of their appointed rounds

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:51

Escape From Noise

Damnit it. Should have put "pounds" for "rounds".

# ? Aug 11, 2021 16:52

pnac attack: by Fluffdaddy

Escape From Noise posted:

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these fuckers from the sick completion of their appointed pounds

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# ? Aug 11, 2021 20:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It is no longer time to gently caress.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 10:23

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Despite the best efforts of the thread I somehow didn't gently caress while it was time to gently caress.

But hey, that's okay. The clock goes round and round and round and soon it will be time to gently caress again.