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Vei

Mormon Nailer posted:

Please refer to this chart when it is time to gently caress:



dam lizards ain't fuckin!?

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
if i were a lizard, i'd be a lizard that fucks

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at the appropriate time ofc

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Vei

pnac attack posted:

if i were a lizard, i'd be a lizard that fucks
if u were a lizard u would fit in with the lizards at my complex... so many baby lizards this summer, they were definitely fuckin

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
what does that have to do with fuckin?

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Vei

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


pnac attack posted:

what does that have to do with fuckin?

I don't have time right now, but imagine I typed up a byob version of the birds and bees.

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
it's been 6 pages and i feel less ready for my tinder date than ever

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Zil posted:

I don't have time right now, but imagine I typed up a byob version of the birds and bees.

the birds and the b-y-o-bs

Vei

pnac attack posted:

it's been 6 pages and i feel less ready for my tinder date than ever
the trick is to hold A when the pokeball opens

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pnac attack posted:

it's been 6 pages and i feel less ready for my tinder date than ever

have you put on the watch

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

Code Jockey posted:

have you put on the watch

no. i'm afraid

maybe it isn't time to gently caress after all

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I hear it is time to funk

Do the dog catcher
Dog catcher

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pnac attack posted:

no. i'm afraid

maybe it isn't time to gently caress after all

this is understandable

when it's time, you will know

that it is time to gently caress

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
Sir Nose D'Voidoffuck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNXkw96HC7k

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Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

I hear it is time to funk

Do the dog catcher
Dog catcher

Justwalkin'thedoooooooog

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showing up to the orgy with a low resolution image of the gently caress watch set as the watch face on my android watch

I am shunned the entire evening and spend most of my time at the snack tables

RavenousScoot

The Neighborhod gently caress Watch

these upstanding community members spread the word up and down the street like paul revere when it is time to gently caress

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


RavenousScoot posted:

The Neighborhod gently caress Watch

these upstanding community members spread the word up and down the street like paul revere when it is time to gently caress

Will we be issued actual horses or is it a segway type of deal? Or perhaps a bring your own bike?

RavenousScoot

Zil posted:

Will we be issued actual horses or is it a segway type of deal? Or perhaps a bring your own bike?

a segway with a bumper sticker reading "save a horse, it's time to gently caress!"

Escape From Noise

RavenousScoot posted:


like paul revere

So they don't finish?

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my fuckwatch is in military time :smug:

its now fuckteen hundred hours

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
when i came to this country, i learned the language entirely by watching nature documentaries.

unrelated but i feel like i stand little chance of finding a mate

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

pnac attack posted:

if i were a lizard, i'd be a lizard that fucks

skinky

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




Code Jockey posted:

my fuckwatch is in military time :smug:

its now fuckteen hundred hours

in my Timezone it’s 69 o’clock :chord:



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that’s the sex number.



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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

that’s the sex number.

WTF?

more falafel please

forums poster

so is it time to gently caress yet




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Randy Travesty

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It is time to gently caress

Stoner Sloth

the timing of the screw

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




oh would you just look at the time



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Awww, gently caress it's time

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That is a fancy loving clock



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

frump truck

hello... again!

Mormon Nailer posted:

It is no longer time to gently caress.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mormon Nailer posted:

It is no longer time to gently caress.

Oh thank god

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh thank god

Bad news

It is time to gently caress

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




going for a nice walk around the hills

my wife just asked me what the time was

and you know what I answered with :pervert:



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the gently caress watch is the band of warriors at castle black that enforces the celibacy policy

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