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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > it's time to fuck
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 No nut, no butt, no butts

It's no longer time to gently caress

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 06:08
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 I didn't get to use my gently caress yet though

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 06:41
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 One gently caress per customer only during gently caress time, please hold your tickets

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 06:42
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more falafel please

forums poster

 is there a hut I could rent, when it's time




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!
* # ? Aug 22, 2021 06:42
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Yes, you may rent, The gently caress Hut 3

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 06:58
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mormon Nailer posted:

Bad news

It is time to gently caress

Dehumanize yourself and face to gently caress

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 08:50
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RavenousScoot

 do my fucks roll over, or can I like cash them out at the end of the year or do they expire...?

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 16:30
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 No ticket, no gently caress. Tickets are only valid 7 days from point of acquisition. Check your time stamps, it says valid only during time to gently caress. So don't dilly dally.

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 17:40
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Mormon Nailer posted:

No ticket, no gently caress. Tickets are only valid 7 days from point of acquisition. Check your time stamps, it says valid only during time to gently caress. So don't dilly dally.

But can I dally my dilly? :ohdear:

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 17:46
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Zil posted:

But can I dally my dilly? :ohdear:

It's not time. :colbert:

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 17:54
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Code Jockey

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Mormon Nailer posted:

No ticket, no gently caress. Tickets are only valid 7 days from point of acquisition. Check your time stamps, it says valid only during time to gently caress. So don't dilly dally.

scalping gently caress tickets outside the stadium

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 18:43
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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




 the gently caress stadium



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* # ? Aug 22, 2021 18:48
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Code Jockey

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the gently caress stadium

it's opening day at the gently caress stadium

i can't wait to see my favorite athletes gently caress

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 19:18
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the gently caress stadium

Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 19:19
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Code Jockey

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Zil posted:

Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome

two men enter

two men leave, smiling

* # ? Aug 22, 2021 19:26
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Escape From Noise

Zil posted:

Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome
* # ? Aug 23, 2021 03:09
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
"Sex don't mean that much to me. I ain't--I ain't ever have no little white girl let me hold her hand, date her, take her to prom. Fitst time I did it, I was a pimp. It was about this pimpin'. So now when it's time to gently caress... I am like 'okay'. But nothing more, you know what I'm saying?"

-An actual pimp, ftom the documentary American Pimp (1999)

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Aug 24, 2021
* # ? Aug 23, 2021 15:24
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Guess what everybody

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 15:37
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Mormon Nailer posted:

Guess what everybody

Is it, is it time?

*puts on spectacles and opens pocket watch*

*angles watch to show you it isn't set and needs you telling me the hour of loving so that I can set it*

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 16:04
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 It is not time to gently caress.

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 17:10
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Code Jockey

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Mormon Nailer posted:

It is not time to gently caress.

*points defiantly at watch* :mad:

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 20:56
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Code Jockey posted:

*points defiantly at watch* :mad:

Wind your watch, you're 48 minutes ahead.

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 22:42
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Code Jockey

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Wind your watch, you're 48 minutes ahead.

That's ridiculous, this is the highest quality fuckwatch money can buy and it has never been incor-

*looks at watch face again*

Wait a minute, "Time to Fack"? :argh:

* # ? Aug 24, 2021 01:00
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Code Jockey posted:

That's ridiculous, this is the highest quality fuckwatch money can buy and it has never been incor-

*looks at watch face again*

Wait a minute, "Time to Fack"? :argh:

God damnit, I told you to stop buying poo poo from Knackered Knickers n' Knockers!!!

* # ? Aug 24, 2021 01:08
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Escape From Noise

 Wish.com frack watch

* # ? Aug 24, 2021 04:41
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Escape From Noise posted:

Wish.com frack watch

Tried to order some loving supplies from wish, but all I got was a DVD of Meet the Fockers.



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome
* # ? Aug 24, 2021 04:44
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Ya'll seen Booksmart and one of the protagonists tells the other main gal "Yeah your parents were oddly cool thinking we're hooking up. Which is surprising now that I think about it with their whole Jesus thing."

Time for Ivy League loving. Just like regular loving but surprisingly fewer condoms involved which is weird with their whole Ivy League deal.

* # ? Aug 24, 2021 16:14
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
*Trembling while holding the mic*

I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my coach. My sister. My best friend. And most of all my producer for helping me lose my virginity this winter. I know grandma looking down from up there proud of all of us. But really I couldn't have done it without the clock striking 3 AM aka the gently caress time on that early March Tuesday morning up at Metropolis dance club.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Aug 24, 2021
* # ? Aug 24, 2021 16:18
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

It is not time.

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 00:13
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 That is an oddly specific sign



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome
* # ? Aug 25, 2021 00:41
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 It's time to FUNK

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 01:18
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Mormon Nailer posted:



It is not time.

i will find the sign and disobey it

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* # ? Aug 25, 2021 01:56
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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




 much like this alamy crow I also disrespect signs



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* # ? Aug 25, 2021 02:52
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Guess what time it is

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 02:53
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoOXbP7hmc0

Ooooh he'll ya

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 02:54
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 Going to have to give a rain check, still sore from yesterday



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome
* # ? Aug 25, 2021 02:56
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Okay, but just so you know, you're going to have to find someone to cover your shift and you're gonna have to cover one of theirs. If you know what I mean.

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 03:00
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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Everyone is always mentioning about how it's time to gently caress... but has anyone ever talked about how it is that time fucks us all?

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 03:47
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
You can gently caress some things some of the time, but you can't gently caress all of the things all of the time.

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 04:12
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Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Okay, but just so you know, you're going to have to find someone to cover your shift and you're gonna have to cover one of theirs. If you know what I mean.

*As I joylessly pump my hips* It's a living!

* # ? Aug 25, 2021 04:12
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