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an antiques dealer receives a package from a recent estate sale, and begins to pull random things out of the box - old plates, some humorous cartoon character coffee mugs, the usual
at the bottom is a small, dusty old box. the dealer opens it, and gazes with wonder at what he sees. the brilliant gold of the face, the elegance of the lettering
the next day he puts the watch in his special items display case, and by the end of the day, his store is packed with customers
but this does not bring him joy, instead he has locked himself in his office, sobbing
they aren't buying
they are loving
and they won't stop loving
because in this little antiques shop, according to one new arrival from an otherwise normal collection of someone's things, it is time to gently caress.
*cue Twilight Zone end theme*
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Aug 12, 2021 18:50
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- Code Jockey
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I don't care about the rules, im'a gently caress anyway
for what it's worth I think much better of you than this, you aren't a gently caress in my book 
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Aug 12, 2021 23:27
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- Stoner Sloth
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an antiques dealer receives a package from a recent estate sale, and begins to pull random things out of the box - old plates, some humorous cartoon character coffee mugs, the usual
at the bottom is a small, dusty old box. the dealer opens it, and gazes with wonder at what he sees. the brilliant gold of the face, the elegance of the lettering
the next day he puts the watch in his special items display case, and by the end of the day, his store is packed with customers
but this does not bring him joy, instead he has locked himself in his office, sobbing
they aren't buying
they are loving
and they won't stop loving
because in this little antiques shop, according to one new arrival from an otherwise normal collection of someone's things, it is time to gently caress.
*cue Twilight Zone end theme*
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Aug 13, 2021 03:35
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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This gently caress are sick
lmbo
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Aug 13, 2021 04:15
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- Escape From Noise
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Born in a mountain, raised in a cave. Absolutely zero loving is all that I crave.
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Aug 13, 2021 04:26
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- Hiekka
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muh muh
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if you start loving when it's time to gently caress and never stop is it a crime? if yes then that's my crime and my pet is sadly dead (unrelated)
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Aug 15, 2021 12:14
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- Escape From Noise
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This, but replace "wake-up" with "gently caress".
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Aug 15, 2021 13:27
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- Escape From Noise
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gently caress time starts at 5:30p central on Monday. Get ready to gently caress.
Oh man. I'm so bad at figuring out time zones.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:45
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- Escape From Noise
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Man... that's 7 am Tuesday for me. Bogus!
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Aug 15, 2021 13:46
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Buddy!!!! Your ain't ever heard of a wake up n gently caress????
At 7 am? More like wake up and gently caress that!
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Aug 15, 2021 13:48
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- Escape From Noise
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Mornings, especially early mornings, are awful. Although I'd rather wake up early for work and get it done than start and finish late.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:59
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- Code Jockey
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yawning, I stretch and push the snooze button on my alarm clock, which is displaying F U C K on its red 8 segment LCD display as smooth jazz plays
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Aug 15, 2021 15:04
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- pnac attack
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by Fluffdaddy
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yawning, I stretch and push the snooze button on my alarm clock, which is displaying F U C K on its red 8 segment LCD display as smooth jazz plays
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 15, 2021 16:04
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- RavenousScoot
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two workplace rivals arguing over one regularly finishing the coffee and not making a new pot
their watches chime in unison and they both sigh knowingly and begin to clear the breakroom table
time to gently caress
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Aug 15, 2021 22:52
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- RavenousScoot
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Do I get to fill out like a review form or score card afterwards?
you get a punch card like for 7/11 coffees, but it doesn't explain what happens when it's filled out
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Aug 15, 2021 23:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Arg! Late again to the loving!
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Aug 16, 2021 01:11
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- Code Jockey
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*buys an automatic watch winder from Hims*
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Aug 16, 2021 04:42
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Actually: it is not yet time to gently caress. Soon, it will be time to gently caress.
A clock that has two positions: Not Time to gently caress, and, Time to gently caress.
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Aug 16, 2021 07:03
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Anton Chigurh telling you to flip the coin with a slight undercurrent of menace, but instead of it being about if he'll kill you or not, it's about whether it's time to gently caress or not.
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Aug 16, 2021 09:06
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- RavenousScoot
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I'm not a player I just gently caress a lot
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Aug 16, 2021 10:27
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- Escape From Noise
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A snake, eating its own gently caress.
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Aug 16, 2021 11:56
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- RavenousScoot
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Hmm, gently caress Street. Alright, you go down 3 lights, right. You get on Bush Highway. You go past Vagina Street. You gon' get off at Dick, you gon' make a left on Dick, right? You gon' run right into Walls. The next block is Clit Boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it's kinda wet down there. You gon' pass Guts now, that poo poo takes you to Tits Project. My man, Balls, will be out—be around there somewhere, you know what I mean? Urm, gently caress is around there somewhere, so. Or—you could go 45 minutes—you could take Butt Avenue to—to Hershey Highway, you know what I mean? Up Spine and—and—and—and you be at—you be at—y—you'd be at the mouth—you be at—you be at the mouth of the—the mouth of the tunnel right there. You know what I mean?
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Aug 16, 2021 12:08
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May 16, 2024 18:20
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Hmm, gently caress Street. Alright, you go down 3 lights, right. You get on Bush Highway. You go past Vagina Street. You gon' get off at Dick, you gon' make a left on Dick, right? You gon' run right into Walls. The next block is Clit Boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it's kinda wet down there. You gon' pass Guts now, that poo poo takes you to Tits Project. My man, Balls, will be out—be around there somewhere, you know what I mean? Urm, gently caress is around there somewhere, so. Or—you could go 45 minutes—you could take Butt Avenue to—to Hershey Highway, you know what I mean? Up Spine and—and—and—and you be at—you be at—y—you'd be at the mouth—you be at—you be at the mouth of the—the mouth of the tunnel right there. You know what I mean?
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