- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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When I forget something I just retrace my steps and it's there
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Aug 17, 2021 02:34
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It's time to gently caress
drat it! I just had to take care of paperwork at the ward office!
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Aug 17, 2021 02:50
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one two three o'clock, four o'clock gently caress
five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock gently caress
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Aug 17, 2021 06:26
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we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight!
loving is canceled due to rain.
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Aug 17, 2021 13:21
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- Escape From Noise
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Sorry. I don't know how to gently caress.
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Aug 17, 2021 14:14
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by Fluffdaddy
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one two three o'clock, four o'clock gently caress
five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock gently caress
nine ten eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock gently caress
we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight!
when the clock strikes gently caress they'll be awestruck, we're gonna lick and suck when the clock strikes gently caress. we're gonna. gently caress around the clock tonight, we're gonna gently caress gently caress gently caress till the broad daylight, we're gonna gently caress we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight
*sax solo*
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Aug 17, 2021 14:46
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- IGgy IGsen
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"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
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During the great gently caress drought of the last week or so when it wasn't time to gently caress I studied loving, now I know the theory of loving and I'm ready to gently caress. At least theoretically.
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Aug 17, 2021 18:41
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nine ten eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock gently caress
when the clock strikes gently caress they'll be awestruck, we're gonna lick and suck when the clock strikes gently caress. we're gonna. gently caress around the clock tonight, we're gonna gently caress gently caress gently caress till the broad daylight, we're gonna gently caress we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight
*sax solo*
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Aug 17, 2021 19:13
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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You merely adopted the gently caress. I was born in it. Molded by it.
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Aug 18, 2021 03:04
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I walk into Tracksuits, Etc and ask the gentleman folding a purple velour Fila what he recommends to best coordinate with... this, I say with a devious and - horny? - smirk, pulling the watch out of my breast pocket
The entire store falls instantly silent, and the man gasps, his posture unsteady as he braces against Fall 1994's Adidas display, a wave of emotion nearly bringing him to his knees
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Aug 18, 2021 06:02
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"Check this out, I have this rad watch that can play Donkey Kong," says Pete, the school friend who always has the cool video game and electronic stuff. All our buddies crowd around to watch Mario and Donkey Kong battle on the tiny LCD screen.
"Oh yeah? Check out this watch I took from my dad's dresser," I respond, looking around for teachers before shaking my wrist, causing the watch to slide down my arm.
"Whoooa it says the F word!"
"That's so cool!"
Their faces lit up with the glee that unexpected profanity encountered in the world tended to bring out in school age kids.
"And check this out," I say, proudly, as I push a small button on the side, "this is the best part."
The watch began to quietly play smooth jazz music.
In the distance, the recess monitor began to look at the gym teacher in a way she never had before.
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Aug 18, 2021 06:14
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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While you were partying, I studied the gently caress
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BIG rear end LATINA TEEN CHASED BY LESBIAN LOVING TREX ON HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE TREX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN VROOMING SOUNDS WHEN I FLOOR IT TOWARD THE BIG BOOTY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUGHT A BIG rear end LATINA TEEN WHILE ON A HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TREX SEX NOISES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY GRUNTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Aug 18, 2021 08:36
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BIG rear end LATINA TEEN CHASED BY LESBIAN LOVING TREX ON HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE TREX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN VROOMING SOUNDS WHEN I FLOOR IT TOWARD THE BIG BOOTY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUGHT A BIG rear end LATINA TEEN WHILE ON A HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TREX SEX NOISES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY GRUNTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Aug 18, 2021 08:48
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BIG rear end LATINA TEEN CHASED BY LESBIAN LOVING TREX ON HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE TREX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN VROOMING SOUNDS WHEN I FLOOR IT TOWARD THE BIG BOOTY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUGHT A BIG rear end LATINA TEEN WHILE ON A HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TREX SEX NOISES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY GRUNTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Aug 18, 2021 09:00
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my watch is synced up to the atomic gently caress clock
all of you loving a few seconds too soon or too late, while I gently caress with atomic precision
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Aug 19, 2021 00:41
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- RavenousScoot
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my watch is synced up to the atomic gently caress clock
all of you loving a few seconds too soon or too late, while I gently caress with atomic precision
I have to set my gently caress watch a few minutes late or I usually find myself a bit early 
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Aug 19, 2021 01:52
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by Fluffdaddy
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i wanna know what gently caress is. i want you to blow me
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