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two workplace rivals arguing over one regularly finishing the coffee and not making a new pot
their watches chime in unison and they both sigh knowingly and begin to clear the breakroom table
time to gently caress
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May 16, 2024 12:18
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- RavenousScoot
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Do I get to fill out like a review form or score card afterwards?
you get a punch card like for 7/11 coffees, but it doesn't explain what happens when it's filled out
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Aug 15, 2021 23:01
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- RavenousScoot
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I'm not a player I just gently caress a lot
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Aug 16, 2021 10:27
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Hmm, gently caress Street. Alright, you go down 3 lights, right. You get on Bush Highway. You go past Vagina Street. You gon' get off at Dick, you gon' make a left on Dick, right? You gon' run right into Walls. The next block is Clit Boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it's kinda wet down there. You gon' pass Guts now, that poo poo takes you to Tits Project. My man, Balls, will be out—be around there somewhere, you know what I mean? Urm, gently caress is around there somewhere, so. Or—you could go 45 minutes—you could take Butt Avenue to—to Hershey Highway, you know what I mean? Up Spine and—and—and—and you be at—you be at—y—you'd be at the mouth—you be at—you be at the mouth of the—the mouth of the tunnel right there. You know what I mean?
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Aug 16, 2021 12:08
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- RavenousScoot
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my watch is synced up to the atomic gently caress clock
all of you loving a few seconds too soon or too late, while I gently caress with atomic precision
I have to set my gently caress watch a few minutes late or I usually find myself a bit early 
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Aug 19, 2021 01:52
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The Neighborhod gently caress Watch
these upstanding community members spread the word up and down the street like paul revere when it is time to gently caress
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Aug 21, 2021 02:52
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Will we be issued actual horses or is it a segway type of deal? Or perhaps a bring your own bike?
a segway with a bumper sticker reading "save a horse, it's time to gently caress!"
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Aug 21, 2021 02:58
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May 16, 2024 12:18
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- RavenousScoot
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do my fucks roll over, or can I like cash them out at the end of the year or do they expire...?
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