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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > it's time to fuck
 
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Stoner Sloth

Mormon Nailer posted:

It is no longer time to gently caress.

running out of gently caress steam half way up gently caress mountain

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2021 15:55
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:32
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Stoner Sloth

 im all out of gently caress, im so lost without you

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2021 17:03
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Stoner Sloth

 like a carole king a side, we've moved on from 'i feel the earth move' to 'it's too late'

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2021 17:08
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Stoner Sloth

Escape From Noise posted:

Like sands though the hourglass, so are the fucks of our lives.
* # ¿ Aug 12, 2021 17:43
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Stoner Sloth

pnac attack posted:

i hosed so hard, and came so far
but in the end, it didn't even matter
* # ¿ Aug 12, 2021 18:30
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Stoner Sloth

 looks like we're up gently caress creek without a paddle

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2021 18:30
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Stoner Sloth

Code Jockey posted:

an antiques dealer receives a package from a recent estate sale, and begins to pull random things out of the box - old plates, some humorous cartoon character coffee mugs, the usual

at the bottom is a small, dusty old box. the dealer opens it, and gazes with wonder at what he sees. the brilliant gold of the face, the elegance of the lettering

the next day he puts the watch in his special items display case, and by the end of the day, his store is packed with customers

but this does not bring him joy, instead he has locked himself in his office, sobbing

they aren't buying

they are loving

and they won't stop loving

because in this little antiques shop, according to one new arrival from an otherwise normal collection of someone's things, it is time to gently caress.

*cue Twilight Zone end theme*
* # ¿ Aug 13, 2021 03:35
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Stoner Sloth

 'art of the gently caress' by dongald hump

* # ¿ Aug 13, 2021 03:36
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Stoner Sloth

 what time is it??

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2021 02:18
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Stoner Sloth

 get your gently caress on

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:35
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Stoner Sloth

Code Jockey posted:

one two three o'clock, four o'clock gently caress
five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock gently caress

we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight!

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2021 07:58
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Stoner Sloth

 put your gently caress rags on and join me hon

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2021 15:55
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Stoner Sloth

 repent sinners for the time of the Fuckening is at hand

* # ¿ Aug 19, 2021 17:28
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Stoner Sloth

 the timing of the screw

* # ¿ Aug 21, 2021 10:17
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:32
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Stoner Sloth

 time flies when you're having gently caress

* # ¿ Aug 25, 2021 07:40
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