but i don't remember how. please share tips so i don't embarrass myself on my tinder date | |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:09 |
Mormon Nailer posted:As a gently caress expert, you just gotta go on instinct. thank you for at least trying to actually help with my very serious question. i think a lot of this can be adapted to my physiology. my warble/strut aren't half bad, so i've got that going for me. i guess a lot of it really is just putting your pinnae out there and puffing up those airsacks but it's hard, you know? ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 04:57 |
kuskus posted:Is there a Walmart or Rite Aid nearby? People often forget the proper supplies. ok i tried this. it seemed to be going well at first, she loved the song and was giggling through the condensed milk stuff but gave me a kinda weird look when i said good night and was gone when i woke up. now the group chat is calling me "mello jello" and she's not answering my texts ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 18:09 |
you sick fucks
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 14:26 |
Escape From Noise posted:Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these fuckers from the sick completion of their appointed pounds ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 20:10 |
Mormon Nailer posted:It is no longer time to gently caress. gosh DANG it ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 16:49 |
i hosed so hard, and came so far but in the end, it didn't even matter ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 17:44 |
Code Jockey posted:yawning, I stretch and push the snooze button on my alarm clock, which is displaying F U C K on its red 8 segment LCD display as smooth jazz plays ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 16:04 |
Code Jockey posted:one two three o'clock, four o'clock gently caress nine ten eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock gently caress Stoner Sloth posted:we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight! when the clock strikes gently caress they'll be awestruck, we're gonna lick and suck when the clock strikes gently caress. we're gonna. gently caress around the clock tonight, we're gonna gently caress gently caress gently caress till the broad daylight, we're gonna gently caress we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight *sax solo* ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 14:46 |
i wanna know what gently caress is. i want you to blow me
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 02:09 |
if i were a lizard, i'd be a lizard that fucks
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 23:58 |
at the appropriate time ofc
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 23:58 |
what does that have to do with fuckin?
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 00:05 |
it's been 6 pages and i feel less ready for my tinder date than ever
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 00:11 |
Code Jockey posted:have you put on the watch no. i'm afraid maybe it isn't time to gently caress after all ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 00:15 |
Sir Nose D'Voidoffuck
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 01:01 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNXkw96HC7k
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 01:06 |
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 15:18 |
Mormon Nailer posted:
i will find the sign and disobey it ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 01:56 |
Mormon Nailer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoOXbP7hmc0 i think i "get" loving now ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 04:54 |
but then again, maybe not
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 05:06 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:09 |
Zil posted:I have found the gently caress lamp you sure did ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 08:01 |