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I'm afraid that loving no longer exists. You're too late OP.
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You get what you give (a gently caress)
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Aug 5, 2021 07:37
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I'm gonna come clean, I have no idea what loving is. I just acted like I did to be cool. I'm so so sorry!
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Aug 5, 2021 15:44
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Well, it's been real, everyone!
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Aug 5, 2021 17:52
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no no no I do gently caress, it’s just not time
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Aug 6, 2021 12:49
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Aug 6, 2021 13:17
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Is cybersex still a thing?
U tell me.
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Aug 6, 2021 13:29
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Isn't loving a French thing? Something about a big aquatic dog?
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Aug 7, 2021 01:37
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I think you're mixing it up with that place in Austria.
Fugging? Nah, it just sounds sorta similar.
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Aug 7, 2021 02:06
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Cleveland fucks!
Cleveland fucks!
Cleveland fucks!
Ohio!
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Aug 7, 2021 12:20
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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these fuckers from the sick completion of their appointed rounds
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Aug 11, 2021 16:42
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Damnit it. Should have put "pounds" for "rounds".
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Aug 11, 2021 16:52
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Pressure's off!
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Aug 12, 2021 17:05
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Like sands though the hourglass, so are the fucks of our lives.
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Aug 12, 2021 17:39
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Born in a mountain, raised in a cave. Absolutely zero loving is all that I crave.
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Aug 13, 2021 04:26
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This, but replace "wake-up" with "gently caress".
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Aug 15, 2021 13:27
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gently caress time starts at 5:30p central on Monday. Get ready to gently caress.
Oh man. I'm so bad at figuring out time zones.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:45
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Man... that's 7 am Tuesday for me. Bogus!
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Aug 15, 2021 13:46
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Buddy!!!! Your ain't ever heard of a wake up n gently caress????
At 7 am? More like wake up and gently caress that!
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Aug 15, 2021 13:48
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Mornings, especially early mornings, are awful. Although I'd rather wake up early for work and get it done than start and finish late.
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Aug 15, 2021 13:59
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Arg! Late again to the loving!
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Aug 16, 2021 01:11
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Anton Chigurh telling you to flip the coin with a slight undercurrent of menace, but instead of it being about if he'll kill you or not, it's about whether it's time to gently caress or not.
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Aug 16, 2021 09:06
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A snake, eating its own gently caress.
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Aug 16, 2021 11:56
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It's time to gently caress
drat it! I just had to take care of paperwork at the ward office!
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Aug 17, 2021 02:50
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we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight!
loving is canceled due to rain.
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Aug 17, 2021 13:21
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Sorry. I don't know how to gently caress.
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Aug 17, 2021 14:14
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BIG rear end LATINA TEEN CHASED BY LESBIAN LOVING TREX ON HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE TREX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN VROOMING SOUNDS WHEN I FLOOR IT TOWARD THE BIG BOOTY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUGHT A BIG rear end LATINA TEEN WHILE ON A HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TREX SEX NOISES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY GRUNTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Aug 18, 2021 09:00
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I hear it is time to funk
Do the dog catcher
Dog catcher
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Aug 21, 2021 01:16
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So they don't finish?
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Aug 21, 2021 03:58
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WTF?
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Aug 21, 2021 08:22
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Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome
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Aug 23, 2021 03:09
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Wish.com frack watch
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Aug 24, 2021 04:41
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Okay, but just so you know, you're going to have to find someone to cover your shift and you're gonna have to cover one of theirs. If you know what I mean.
*As I joylessly pump my hips* It's a living!
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Aug 25, 2021 04:12
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It's 2021, Gaye sex is happening, get over it
I'm always trying to get a little Bootsy
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