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I'm afraid that loving no longer exists. You're too late OP.

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You get what you give (a gently caress)

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I'm gonna come clean, I have no idea what loving is. I just acted like I did to be cool. I'm so so sorry!

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FutonForensic posted:

🥵 gently caress or die 💀

Well, it's been real, everyone!

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nut posted:

no no no I do gently caress, it’s just not time

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Mormon Nailer posted:

think of the synergy.

:hmmyes:

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Is cybersex still a thing?



U tell me.

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Isn't loving a French thing? Something about a big aquatic dog?

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Mormon Nailer posted:

I think you're mixing it up with that place in Austria.

Fugging? Nah, it just sounds sorta similar.

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I make sure I’m always wearing



Where do I send my check or money order???:f5:

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Cleveland fucks!
Cleveland fucks!
Cleveland fucks!

Ohio!

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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these fuckers from the sick completion of their appointed rounds

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Damnit it. Should have put "pounds" for "rounds".

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Pressure's off!

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Like sands though the hourglass, so are the fucks of our lives.

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Born in a mountain, raised in a cave. Absolutely zero loving is all that I crave.

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This, but replace "wake-up" with "gently caress".

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Mormon Nailer posted:

gently caress time starts at 5:30p central on Monday. Get ready to gently caress.

Oh man. I'm so bad at figuring out time zones.

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Man... that's 7 am Tuesday for me. Bogus!

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Buddy!!!! Your ain't ever heard of a wake up n gently caress????

At 7 am? More like wake up and gently caress that!

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Mornings, especially early mornings, are awful. Although I'd rather wake up early for work and get it done than start and finish late.

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Arg! Late again to the loving!

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Anton Chigurh telling you to flip the coin with a slight undercurrent of menace, but instead of it being about if he'll kill you or not, it's about whether it's time to gently caress or not.

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A snake, eating its own gently caress.

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Mormon Nailer posted:

It's time to gently caress

drat it! I just had to take care of paperwork at the ward office!

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Stoner Sloth posted:

we're gonna gently caress around the clock tonight!

loving is canceled due to rain.

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Incorrect, I have hosed

Sorry. I don't know how to gently caress.

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BIG rear end LATINA TEEN CHASED BY LESBIAN LOVING TREX ON HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE TREX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN VROOMING SOUNDS WHEN I FLOOR IT TOWARD THE BIG BOOTY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUGHT A BIG rear end LATINA TEEN WHILE ON A HOVERBOARD THEN gently caress. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TREX SEX NOISES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY GRUNTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

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Mormon Nailer posted:

I hear it is time to funk

Do the dog catcher
Dog catcher

Justwalkin'thedoooooooog

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RavenousScoot posted:


like paul revere

So they don't finish?

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

that’s the sex number.

WTF?

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Zil posted:

Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Okay, but just so you know, you're going to have to find someone to cover your shift and you're gonna have to cover one of theirs. If you know what I mean.

*As I joylessly pump my hips* It's a living!

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Mormon Nailer posted:

It's 2021, Gaye sex is happening, get over it

I'm always trying to get a little Bootsy

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