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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
This game sucks horrifically but at least I got to enjoy the widest right field goal I've ever seen

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

fast cars loose anus posted:

This game sucks horrifically but at least I got to enjoy the widest right field goal I've ever seen

I think that kicker is their punter, so he was likely just going for the coffin corner.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
dak.exe has prepared a statement

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Shinjobi posted:

dak.exe has prepared a statement

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I have it on mute but did they really flash "Dak is Back" across the screen? Aren't they interviewing him while he is away from the team with a shoulder injury that will keep him out till week 1?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





They have to show Dak sitting down because when he walks he moves like a crab now.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Da Nooch

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:siren:BEN DINUCCI TIME:siren:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
more like Ben DiNot gonna make the team.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hey its'a me! Ben a DiNucci! *Italian noises*

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I did it all for Dinucci

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Oof lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ey, I'ma flat! Like-a pizza!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

This is the sustenance I've been craving

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm grateful that was a third down sack. Could you imagine if that had happened on second down?!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh no, Pittsburgh has decent field position to end up with a missed field goal.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm grateful that was a third down sack. Could you imagine if that had happened on second down?!

Unthinkable

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
ligma sack

oh hey a touchdown

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Touchdown?


Boooooooo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Touchdown FF7 Hands!

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Is it too early in the season to say the Cowboys are frauds?

LOL at these kicks.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Hughmoris posted:

Is it too early in the season to say the Cowboys are frauds?

Who convinced you they were good in the first place?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Yesss yesssss more missed kicks for the missed kick god!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'd say cut all kickers but I want more clownball.


DRAFT MORE KICKERS!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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hahaha another missed kick

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


ball age

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
YO gently caress I'M MISSING THE FIRST GDT OF THE SEASON

also "Pig" with Nicholas Cage is very good, pass it on

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Sloman better polish up that non-football resume

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Who convinced you they were good in the first place?

The Fox pre-game crew told me the Cowboys were the team to beat this year.

:mad:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

surf rock posted:

YO gently caress I'M MISSING THE FIRST GDT OF THE SEASON

also "Pig" with Nicholas Cage is very good, pass it on

My friend was dating the girl that provided the titular pig in that movie and got to meet Nic Cage.

Also :lol: that Gibson guitar tie-in for The Protege.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh no DiNucci

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
:lol:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






*dead Super Mario noise*

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

:italy:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Nice checkdown there for Haskins.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Did John Lynch borrow Payton Mannings torso?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Quiet Feet posted:

Did John Lynch borrow Payton Mannings torso?

Definitely borrowed his shirt.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hughmoris posted:

Definitely borrowed his shirt.

All the new inductees are wearing that polo.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
drat, 6'4" corner? Looking like Randy Moss running around back there.

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