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Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Vlad the Impale Ale

# ? Aug 7, 2021 08:53

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# ? May 12, 2024 20:10

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Vlad the Impale Ale

# ? Aug 7, 2021 10:26

cruft

rear end-penny posted:

capybara in the streets, chupacabra in the sheets.

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# ? Aug 7, 2021 16:01

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Can't stop hearing the word "hefeweisen" in my head now, said with a cliche Dracula inflection

# ? Aug 7, 2021 18:48

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they can, but romanian beer is p bad, so i'd imagine they'd go for the far superior wines and spirits of the region. otoh, im not sure if draculas are tee-teetotallers or not. that would actually be good to know, since if you are drunk they wouldnt drink your blood

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# ? Aug 8, 2021 12:23

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Escape From Noise posted:

Now I'm curious about the Jesus of Draculas.

in islam, dracula is considered a great prophet, but not the son of dracula god

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# ? Aug 8, 2021 12:27

Escape From Noise

Count Drinkula sure can. I'm actually beginning to become concerned that he may have a problem.

# ? Aug 8, 2021 17:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Can't Drinkula more like it, he's just making you think a big goblet of fresh blood is a tallboy of Steel Reserve because he's embarrassed about his dietary restrictions

# ? Aug 8, 2021 17:21

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Count Drinkula and his son Al-a-Carte

# ? Aug 8, 2021 17:47

cruft

Armitag3 posted:

Count Drinkula and his son Al-a-Carte

The Earl of Shott

# ? Aug 8, 2021 18:10

Ventral EggSac

"are you drinking wine from a can?"

# ? Aug 9, 2021 13:32

Prof. Crocodile

Escape From Noise posted:

Count Drinkula sure can. I'm actually beginning to become concerned that he may have a problem.

iirc Sylvester Stallone once sang a song about count drinkula in some terrible old movie or another, and he sang it while wearing a sparkly cowboy outfit.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:48

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

dracula suffers from a rare disorder called �baby tummy�

# ? Aug 9, 2021 16:47

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smackula just needs a bit of medicine, man, he'll pay you back next week. for real this time

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:15

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crackulas can inhale p much any other drug as well, but can be brought down by ayahuasca

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:18

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snackulas can't be defeated, but seriously, sharing those doritos wont hurt you

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Snackula up for a late-night snack at noon, rifling through the rotter drawer and finding an expired but possibly still good bag of blood and some Takis Diablitos in the chip cabinet.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:20

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in my humble effort to satiate your fiance, mister harker, i was giving her some rather grim snacks from my far-off country...

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:31

Ass-penny

Nosfereefer posted:

in islam, dracula is considered a great prophet, but not the son of dracula god

In Islam they are known as dracallahs.

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:23

take the moon: by sebmojo

Prof. Crocodile posted:

iirc Sylvester Stallone once sang a song about count drinkula in some terrible old movie or another, and he sang it while wearing a sparkly cowboy outfit.

this does sound like a problem

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# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:33

take the moon: by sebmojo

Nosfereefer posted:

snackulas can't be defeated, but seriously, sharing those doritos wont hurt you

Mormon Nailer posted:

Snackula up for a late-night snack at noon, rifling through the rotter drawer and finding an expired but possibly still good bag of blood and some Takis Diablitos in the chip cabinet.

lol

full i am the one, but afraid of the sun

# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:36

take the moon: by sebmojo

snackula can eat any snack but sun chips

# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:37

cruft

take the moon posted:

snackula can eat any snack but sun chips

# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

take the moon posted:

full i am the one, but afraid of the sun

DIG through the freezer and
BURN through the wrapper and
SLAM in my mouth cause I'm SNACKULA

# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

Prof. Crocodile posted:

iirc Sylvester Stallone once sang a song about count drinkula in some terrible old movie or another, and he sang it while wearing a sparkly cowboy outfit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4raj5m575M

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