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I was the gunman in the alleged “suicide by gunshot” of Salvador Allende, under orders from Nixon himself.
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Aug 7, 2021 17:04
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Did you get the words "cult" and "conspiracy" mixed up?
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Aug 7, 2021 17:05
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Im a sasquatch and my dick is 4 inches long with 4 additional inches of dangling foreskin
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Devils Affricate posted:Did you get the words "cult" and "conspiracy" mixed up? No
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Nibiru
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Aug 7, 2021 17:28
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I'd be hollow earth dinosaurpeople have been selling rare earth metals to the Chinese to destabilise the oil powers and stop them drilling into their houses.
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Aug 7, 2021 17:42
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The clitoris
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That hollow earth one. Due to all the lizard people live in my stomach and what not.
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alex jones didn't kill himself
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Bigfoot is real and he is my daddy
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googled these and perma anybody who votes for hillsong
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Talk about reptilian erasure......
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Deus Ex: The Conspiracy
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The real ones. Pearl Harbor was not only warned about, but was the important link to drawing the United States into world war 2 and away from isolationist policy. The US had been trying to provoke Japan prior to the attack because the American public was not interested in a war that, complete with the most horrific genocide of the modern era, would actively take on the festering wound of racist ideology that the voting public was still largely fond of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Harbor_advance-knowledge_conspiracy_theory?wprov=sfti1 9/11 is something recent enough that most people reading this will remember. The 9/11 commission has implicated the Saudi royal family, and produced startling facts about lapses in intelligence and leadership. Nothing was done except to begin the longest war in American history, against a country that did not train the mujahideen guerrilla fighters that made this attack possible, nor the royals who have been found out as funding it. I would say not all Saudi royals were involved, but that’s like saying the CIA funded South American narcoterrorism and therefore the rest of the American government was not at fault for the role of a few people in its leadership. https://www.politico.eu/article/attacks-will-be-spectacular-cia-war-on-terror-bush-bin-laden/ Perhaps lol, the rise of crack cocaine in Los Angeles? Maybe all those black soldiers in Viet Nam, shipping back M-16s in pieces to their relatives in LA would have led to an all American uprising of an oppressed populace? Something California knew all about, when Black Panthers protested in Sacramento during a Regan speech. Open carry was taken away from Californians in an instant. Here’s a couple of links, courtesy of Gurf: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/articles/radiolab-presents-more-perfect-gun-show https://www.npr.org/2021/06/02/1002107670/historian-uncovers-the-racist-roots-of-the-2nd-amendment All the conspiracy of the KKK throughout the south, the conspiracy of the Proud Boys and all their ilk now. All the strangers cooperating for a common goal, with a common thread tying all of them. I think I’d be the real conspiracies. Summed up in a quote from the Politico article: “it was a very difficult sell to communicate the urgency to this.” I’d be xenophobic racism.
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I'm lady d ramping the car for a cool jump and hitting the tunnel ceiling
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Oshi- this is gbs. Sorry. I’d be ur mom.
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Globohomo
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Israel being controlled by jews
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That you are Evil Pick due to your username and av
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I don't really think so but I wish I miss her.
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I’d be chemtrails for sure
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Skidmarks, the working man's chemtrails
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Icochet posted:Skidmarks, the working man's chemtrails ! You are amazing
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Conspiracy Theory starring Mel Gibson
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Spinz posted:!  It's easy with the power freemasonry. I used to pay contractors for my masonry but then I befriended a prison warden and now I waltz through life with effortless brilliance
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Im penises are inverted vaginas
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I believe the process church disintegrated and former members run really nice animal sanctuaries now minus any acid cult type nonsense. That sounds, well not like my favorite thing ever, but much preferable to the others.
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Im a fat woman rubbing her belly as if I was pregnant
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9/11 was orchestrated by Something Awful to make a timely Yackety Sax meme
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On second thought I’d like to be The Gunpowder Plot, because despite my failure, people will remember me for centuries.
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weaponized ghost sasquatch
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Def aliens and bat boy. I'm basically the Weekly World News.
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i make poopie
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Over two summers, I built two retaining walls out of stacker blocks for my in-laws, as a thanks for inviting me to live with them. I remember my FIL doing some kind of square footage calculation to determine the increase of square footage value, then planting citrus trees a vineyard on the tiers in his sloped yard. He sold his house during the pandemic, and got huge offers over asking price for the rose garden at the foot of the slope. Free masonry is better than payin rent.
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Icochet posted:Israel being controlled by jews Whoa whoa what the gently caress
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Im the alabama leprechaun
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Season 1, ep 25
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