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"Dragonball Z is non fiction" was my favorite when I first heard about it like 20 years ago in an ALOD on the front page, and nothing has changed that opinion
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People that "disappear" in large national forests are actually bird people to begin with and they had to go to the woods to help out in big bird battles. I would be that one for sure.
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I'm the manifold conflicting beliefs about the "conspiracy" that killed Kennedy. Who was the second gunman sent by? Gun nuts! Libertarians! The Illumuminati! The Jews! The CIA! Russia! The Libs! The Communis! Republicans! Nixon! A time traveller! Aliens! All the above!!! The evidence proves it!!! Err not conflicting beliefs I mean facts known only to we conspiracy hypothesists, I mean theorists. If you doubt all that, just remember some conspiracies are now accepted as true even by the mainstream... therefore we shoukd never dismiss any of them, amiright (yes). Some evil Illuminati-controlled sheeple made a documentary I saw a few years ago where they went to the room the first shot came from, and noticed a utility pole between the window and where Kennedy's car was when he and a retinue member were shot. They did the math, and convincingly described how the second shot must have deflected off the pole.... well convincing to sheeple. Rubbish of course, you and I know the truth because we're smarter, more incisive, and better informed than the foolish masses. I only believe what I read on conspiracy and Trump blogs and threads like this one, and the concealed facts that truth tellers I like, and who are like me, tell me. Checkmate Libs!!!    tldr: So you were too scared to read it because it's THE TRUTH eh. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Aug 7, 2021 |
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Aug 7, 2021 22:17
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fat earth theory
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Aug 7, 2021 23:02
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There one where Democrats are extremely competent socialist marxists.
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Ain't No Planet X Comin Cuz Ain't No Space Cuz Ain't No Globe Earth
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Solipsism with a dash of "Those Who Walk Away From Omelas". The solipsist didn't want to live the life he was suppose to and now reality is falling apart like a story book that lost the plot.
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Aug 7, 2021 23:23
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Hannah Montana being a sequel to Scarface
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BigBadSteve posted:I'm the manifold conflicting beliefs about the "conspiracy" that killed Kennedy. Who was the second gunman sent by? Gun nuts! Libertarians! The Illumuminati! The Jews! The CIA! Russia! The Libs! The Communis! Republicans! Nixon! A time traveller! Aliens! All the above!!! The evidence proves it!!! The correct answer - Carlos Marcello and Santo Trafficante Jr.
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JFKs death was a fart gone horribly wrong. That's why you don't see so much leather seats these days.
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Wall Balls posted:phat earth theory
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Icochet posted:JFKs death was a fart gone horribly wrong. That's why you don't see so much leather seats these days. You're saying Jackie let one out so grim his head exploded?
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goatface posted:You're saying Jackie let one out so grim his head exploded? Pretty sure Jackie didn't do it, you can see from the footage that she tried to escape the smell. John F's own fart ricocheted his own skull in twain
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Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Scientists are constantly acquiring advanced knowledge by a centuries-old and powerful technique, which involves formulating, experimentally testing, and refining or rejecting hypotheses.
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Xaintrailles posted:Scientists are constantly acquiring advanced knowledge by a centuries-old and powerful technique, which involves formulating, experimentally testing, and refining or rejecting hypotheses. Whoa, that’s a bit far-fetched, even for this thread.
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Aug 8, 2021 00:57
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Gang stalkers always filling my Brita filter before it gets empty
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Aum has their own anime so they're obviously the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVnscHsPfR4
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Solvent posted:The real ones. Lol like at this fool who actually thinks they exist.
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Lizard people. Lizards chilling out on a warm rock, minding their own drat business. But they have human hopes and dreams, like chilling out on a warm rock tomorrow too
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mind the walrus posted:UFO that turns out to be swamp gas Swamp gas that turns out to be a UFO. And by that I mean aliens in my butt.
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Aug 8, 2021 12:14
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I'd be the Steve Irwin is alive and hiding out in the Torres Strait from both his Wife and the ATO.
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are the LaRouche people still out there
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i worship the goddess Henti. shes an anime goddess and she whispers the secrets of the world to me
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I’m tired of pretending that I’m not what you would call a 5th dimensional energy lizard
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Imagine if the giant tunnels Elon is compelled to dig are to let the spider giants out from their cocoon hell nests in the center of the earth where they've been prevented from fully mind controlling us and laying their precious eggs in our eye sockets could you imagine what those burrows smell like haha as a joke I mean like if we did make perfect tunnels to get down there to smell them I mean lol that'd be crazy
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I’m Jonestown but the central tenet is Tuggin
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Archer666 posted:Aum has their own anime so they're obviously the best Top ten insane cult imo
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Archer666 posted:Aum has their own anime so they're obviously the best this guy can fly? well maybe i have to reconsider this whole aum thing, they might be on to something.
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Caesar Saladin posted:this guy can fly? well maybe i have to reconsider this whole aum thing, they might be on to something. Pretty sure he's just bouncing really high. I mean technically still a super power I guess. Unless he's on a trampoline. Usually people don't meditate on trampolines, so that would still be in the pro's for joining that death cult.
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Caesar Saladin posted:this guy can fly? well maybe i have to reconsider this whole aum thing, they might be on to something. If he could levitate or fly I don’t think hanging him would have worked nearly as well as it did.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:People that "disappear" in large national forests are actually bird people to begin with and they had to go to the woods to help out in big bird battles. uhh i have read everyone of david paulides books and have not seen this theory mentioned once. link please.
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Aug 9, 2021 08:51
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I'd be 9/11 because George Bush did me
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:uhh i have read everyone of david paulides books and have not seen this theory mentioned once. link please. Look if there is any birds that live near you that your on good terms with, you can just ask them. Most birds are more then happy to talk about it. Hell it's usually hard to get them to shut up talking about the woodland big bird battles.
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Aug 9, 2021 08:56
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I want to be a David Icke style "The royal family are 7 ft tall alien lizards wearing rubber suits" style conspiracy. But instead of 7ft tall lizards, they are 3 ft tall wombats, and instead of the suits being made out of rubber, their disguises are made out of velvet. Because that makes more sense.
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I am the chicken wing shortage conspiracy, aka the planshortage Biden is forcing chicken wing suppliers to sell their wings to China and Mexico, in turn causing a shortage for American purveyors who must now switch to other parts of the chicken such as the thigh or nugget ("boneless wing") But the most wicked effect is we are seeing vegetable wing alternatives like cauliflower wings grow in popularity, which pleases the liberal vegan elite that helped put Biden in power. I have even heard that Biden has Monsanto working on a "soy wing," a specially grown wing shaped soybean that will, of course, feminize the men who eat them into placative obsequious transwomen The signs are all there folks, this is when the demonrats take over. Cauliflower wings are so drat good it will be hard to resist the New World Order.
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I'm several conspiracies in one. To start, I am the trans conspiracy. I transitioned and became inarguably way hotter to people of all genders and orientations, but I'm also way stronger and more confident. I am what you were warned about  The second is that I'm Cicada. In that I put out a lot of hype and bullshit, say nonsensical bullshit under the guise of knowing stuff and when people figure me out there's only disappointment. I wish I was Tommy Wiseau, but mortals and immortals alike shall never become unto like him.
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A flat earther once told me that any unfit celebrity who became fit after the age of 35-40 had been replaced by reptilians, and that Barron Trump is in fact a superior clone of Donald Trump groomed to be the supersoldier of the right. This person and I then smoked some outrageously good weed in a ufo bong while they showed me videos of "UFOs" that were literally far-away airplanes seen at night, which they posted on Youtube at some point. I am all the conspiracies in that person's world. Tosk fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Aug 9, 2021 |
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my conspiracy theory is that yeah, epstein probably did kill himself. controversial, i know
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