Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Hmm?
Aum Shinrikyo
The Process Church
Q Anaon or related
Peoples Temple
Hillsong
Some Anime religion
Jesus
View Results
 
  • Post
  • Reply
HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
angels are aliens
the elect of the tribes of israel get places on the space colony (aka the kingdom of god), armageddon (the thousand years of tribulation etc) is when the aliens terraform earth, and jesus is like the guy from avatar, a human genetically built to be remote controlled by the aliens to try to be more approachable than the terrifying form of angels. he said he was going to return because that's when the colony ship arrives

the part in exodus where moses goes up into the cloud on the mountain its actually a space ship and that's why they're all sore afraid

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply