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HEY JEFF, THATS A NICE HAT FOR A CLOWN TO WEAR  TO THE CIRCUS  IDIOT
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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 look at this pissbaby fucker. can’t stand looking at pure poo poo !!!!!!!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 06:39
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Haha, oh me? I’m just checking out some tunes. Stumbled upon this album here: Tracklist Jeff Bezos Is A Frozen Shithole 4:32 Jeff Bezos Is A Dogshit Dildo 3:53 Jeff Bezos Is loving Over 6:25 Jeff Bezos Is Steven Stapleton's Armpit 2:52 Die Jeff Bezos Die Die Die Fuckers Die 7:01 Jeff Bezos As Mandatory Scat Feed 6:49 Jeffie The Dog Pooh (Not Half Remix) 4:06 Jeff Bezos Is A Boiling Pot Of Cranberries (Fanny Remix) 4:21 Die Jeff Bezos Die Die Die Fuckers Die (Spreading The Hepatitis SKM-ETR Style)
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 06:43
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Jeff Bezos more like Jeff Bozo Take that you notoriously megalomaniacal billionaire who probably doesn't even have an account because of he did he would lurk, with pants on, and that's not cool or good |
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Aug 8, 2021 06:46
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he has an account, it’s this one https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=27691
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 06:48
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Check this poo poo out: Jeff Bitch
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 06:52
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Percy Teatwillow posted:Check this poo poo out: Jeff Bitch 
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Aug 8, 2021 06:53
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If you jump up underneath Jeff Bezos a gold coin or sometimes even a mushroom or a flower or a star will pop out of him and then you get special enhanced powers until you take damage |
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Aug 8, 2021 06:57
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Cyber bullying Jeff Bezos by repeatedly calling him Ted Zappos on Twitter |
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Aug 8, 2021 07:01
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jeff benzos lol |
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Aug 8, 2021 07:11
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Aug 8, 2021 07:41
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Is Jeff Bezos active on social media? I'm reminded of this tweet I saw of someone trolling Varg with "have you heard of bofa?" and when Varg asked what bofa was they replied "bofa deeze nuts," maybe we can do something like that
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rear end-penny posted:Is Jeff Bezos active on social media? I'm reminded of this tweet I saw of someone trolling Varg with "have you heard of bofa?" and when Varg asked what bofa was they replied "bofa deeze nuts," maybe we can do something like that lmao i feel like if he were “active” on any socials, the account would be run by some poor kid who got their marketing degree and aimed for the stars which is kind of a bummer when u think about it for more than two seconds cause oh boy imagine running a twitter account for one of the world’s most hated men and just getting proxy shitted on every single day
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 08:06
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Jeff Friendzoned |
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Aug 8, 2021 08:09
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Percy Teatwillow posted:Check this poo poo out: Jeff Bitch
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Aug 8, 2021 11:59
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bezos and musk ruined space. its all lame now gently caress them |
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Aug 8, 2021 12:31
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*jeff bezos shoveling puppies into a furnace for no discernible reason, he turns and smiles into the camera* "oh hello there! i'm jeff bezos and i only use pure breeds because I support puppy mills!"
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Aug 8, 2021 14:13
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jeff Bezos... pathetic |
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Aug 8, 2021 15:28
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Look at this fuckin guy thinkin he went to space, he didn't even leave orbit lmao I get further on my Hitachi magic wand than this guy got in his fuckin dick plane |
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Aug 8, 2021 15:41
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nice bald baby you got there ma'am, looks just like that bitch rear end gently caress boi jeff bezos
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Aug 8, 2021 15:57
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*me pushing down a child with alopecia on the playground and taking his candy* and stay down you jeff bezos looking little bitch
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Aug 8, 2021 15:58
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jeff bezos has to travel with a body double everywhere he goes because everyone wants to dunk his stupid head in the toilet so much |
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Aug 8, 2021 16:15
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if jeff bezos started a new business where people could pay a dollar to dunk his head in the toilet capitalism would finally collapse because hed get literally all the money in the entire world in like a week |
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Aug 8, 2021 16:16
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Nice billions, nice website and stuff. But I've been waiting for a long rear end time for Amazon 2 and it just ain't coming. Is this guy fresh out of ideas or what? Is Jeff Pesos a one trick pony??? |
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Aug 8, 2021 16:20
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jeff bezos looks good
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Aug 8, 2021 16:26
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for me to loving poop on!!!!!!
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Aug 8, 2021 16:26
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i want to play jeff bezos head like a bongo drum, then give him a wedgie |
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Aug 8, 2021 16:30
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watho posted:for me to loving poop on!!!!!! ngl u kinda had me in the first half
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 16:59
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I'm going to game the Amazon VINE Voices circuit to get a free air fryer for my valuable, honest feedback and then I'm gonna air fry Jim Bezos brand new $8000 favorite sandals while he is asleep and it will embarrass him in front of his new store bought girlfriend who definitely needs to get away while she can |
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Aug 8, 2021 17:05
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Mormon Nailer posted:I'm going to game the Amazon VINE Voices circuit to get a free air fryer for my valuable, honest feedback and then I'm gonna air fry Jim Bezos brand new $8000 favorite sandals while he is asleep and it will embarrass him in front of his new store bought girlfriend who definitely needs to get away while she can 
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 17:09
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Writing a mean letter to Jeff Bexos to tell him he's a fuckin idiot smooth headed child and also Hawaiian print shirts kind of send a weird message these days you know maybe get your poo poo together Jeff anyway thanks for overworking your employees and causing them mental and physical distress you fuckin rear end in a top hat anyway my sonicare heads and a six pack of deodorant just got delivered like 3 hours after I ordered it so I'm gonna get obsessed with hygiene now bye |
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Aug 8, 2021 17:24
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jeff benzos isnt really doing a lot to cure my anxiety rn
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Aug 8, 2021 17:33
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Percy Teatwillow posted:Haha, oh me? I’m just checking out some tunes. Stumbled upon this album here: |
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Aug 8, 2021 18:22
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this is honestly pretty funny, almost as funny as he looks normally even ---------------- |
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Aug 8, 2021 18:47
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Percy Teatwillow posted:Jeff Bezos Is A Boiling Pot Of Cranberries (Fanny Remix) 4:21 a boiling pot of cranberries sounds kind of nice to me. it probably smells good, and you can make cranberry sauce or jam. jeff bezos loving sucks |
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Aug 8, 2021 19:21
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tfw you receive word that your employees are peeing in bottles
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Aug 8, 2021 19:21
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Jebff Bezos is going to buy discord and it will be integrated into twitch which well have Amazon ads and every interaction will become premium content and you will have to use whole foods same day delivery so the Amy's pizza rolls are delivered directly to your waiting mouth as you are working from home freelance 23 hours a day in your spare time doing mturk tasks to afford the credits to boost your favorite twitch streamers discord server so you aren't murdered by a roving pack of Amazon robot police dogs |
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Aug 8, 2021 19:33
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i’m gonna give this gyu a loving swirly
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