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Jeff Friendzoned
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if I pay you $1,000,000 will you say I am handsome
Sure. But it'll be followed by "...NOT!"
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Aug 9, 2021 02:29
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very cursed question i’m about to ask here but what do you think his o-face looks like
Exactly the same as his regular face, but his eyes bug out a little more as he drones in a monotone "I'm cumming. I'm cumming." over and over.
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Aug 9, 2021 03:11
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He doesn't have one because he's never hosed and he believes that a genital touch is a sin against the pure heart of Jesus Christ
It isn't???
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Aug 9, 2021 03:23
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Jeff Bezos is crying on the toilet because he can't come up with a new idea for another listening device for your house and his wife left him because of it
But the toilet is gold and the bidet shoots out warm virgin's blood.
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Jeff Bezos listens to elevator music for fun and relaxation.
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Aug 9, 2021 06:10
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*jamming jeffy bezos in his locker at lunch time*
"what are you going to do about it jeffrey bozo, grow up to subjugate a truly insane number of employees and escape to mars? psh good luck, idiot"
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Aug 10, 2021 00:10
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maybe he should ask that french guy for some fashion tips so he doesn't look like such utter poo poo
Honhonhon! Bonjour! Je m'appelle Geoffroy Bezos!
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I'm starting 2 feel kind of bad 4 Jeff 
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the billionaires?
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Cleft Bedsores
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Beff Jezzos
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