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the consequences of the automobile have been a disaster for humanity
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so uh, i've been having sex with my car recently. it's something really new and exciting and I was busting the biggest loads of my life 2 weeks straight. I love the smell of the exhaust, but every time I waited for the muffler to cool down to do the deed. well, this time I decided to play hot. I know I know you never gently caress the car hot. but loving the car hot... sounded so hot. And I thought as long as I don't touch the metal I'm fine (I have a small dick) I hosed up, and my dick got soldered shut and I had to go to the hospital. luckily your dick heals the second fastest of all your body parts. so after a week I can finally pee out of the hole again. i'm also circumcised now, so all in all cars are a land of contrasts.
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Aug 9, 2021 06:54
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Xaris posted:no, speed limits are unconstitutional and racist. poor marginalized folk dont have time to leave for work early, they're too brow-beaten and if they clock in 1 minute late they get fired. so we gotta zoom fast to makeup for lost-time sitting too long at the last light. and elderly drivers with dementia cant read their spedometer very well and its' very ableist to punish them for that. speed limits should be abolished this but unironically
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Aug 11, 2021 02:42
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:Buses are part of car culture and should be eliminated as well OP. finally someone gets it
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Aug 12, 2021 21:14
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