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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Brrrmph posted:

Take the light rail Dale!! Nooo

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Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akm7ik-H_7U

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qynoyDMjqsI

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dolphin posted:

the best car is a 1989 geo metro. it has a 3 cylinder engine, and is roughly the size of a small dog. does it go fast? no

i want a convertible metro so bad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

shaggar

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

who framed roger rabbit was about a crooked judge and land developer buying up streetcar companies and destroying a minority-majority community (toon town) to put in a freeway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o7DHYmk0gw

true. pisses me off so bad.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Junkozeyne posted:

Having a brain so broken by car culture that your solution only consists of switching the engine that runs the beast

this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

wow mexico city looks like a dump. *looks out my window to a never-ending expanse of homeless encampments and shanty towns, a big truck dumping glowing toxic waste down the storm drain* I retract my statement!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

guidoanselmi posted:

Los Angeles would be best served by replacing cars with Chihuahua-powered dog sleds.

absolutely

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mayor Dave posted:

It's almost as if the city was designed to make you dependent on a car

buh???

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

actionjackson posted:

seems like it wouldn't work well in winter weather, also can only transport tiny dog

buddy, when we're talking about abolishing cars, rebuilding mass transit, and fundamentally changing the structure of society, sorry, but, i dont give one hot gently caress about your Large Dog edge case. leave that thing at home where it can eat bugs or whatever. fly away troll

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
when i was a kid we had a golden retriever. it was cool. it slept outside in the DOG HOUSE. we walked it around the neighborhood. it chased squirrels and poo poo. it barked at stuff. thats about it. if you wanna be some freak who has your stupid rear end dog with you every waking moment, idk, move to Air Bud City or something. couldnt care. hosed up paris hilton mindset.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
when i was a kid my dog ate DOG FOOD. liberals these days feed thier dog FILET MIGNON and LOBSTERS they buy with their food stamps. smdh

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
heres an edge case, i got an elderly father who lives up a hill as steep as my dick in the bluechew and porno factory, hows his rear end sposed to get to the train? hmm? dont see me posting about it 500 times. he can luge for all i care. but for your Large Dog, well, guess we'll have to give you a special exception to drive a CHEVY SUBURBAN. *spits*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
laughing at

gay_crimes posted:

“m-muh big dog

and

Mr. Sharps posted:

a flood of dog piss.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

exmarx posted:

love that the classic american hog response to hearing things could be better, getting shown examples of things being made better, etc. is to go like "well it's not like that now, so it can't happen. what do you want me to do? take 2 buses and walk a bit? in winter???"

exmarx loving owns

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*natasha from command and conquer voice, derisively* american hog

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my gritty cyberpunk captain planet reboot

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
obviously the people jacking cats are poor and desperate, crushed by an uncaring society lol but lets be honest for a sec here: stealing the cat usually totals the car now which super sucks, and imo people should not be stealing them. hot take i know.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Hubbert posted:

never forget what they took from you


Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Nitevision posted:

I would love to blow this up with C4, semtex, or even just classic TNT, anything like that

oh hell yes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol, i like his candor

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

badass

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

he needs it for the weather, geographic diversity, and access to babes. pretty reasonable.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

A Russian troll farm posted:

Electric scooters are a waste of resources, and the usage of them should be grounds for immediate execution

kicks rear end to get drunk and crash a lime into some trash cans or w/e

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yeah they're pretty gross. four-stroke tech is pretty clean at this point especially if the exhaust incorporates catalytic converters, most new ones emit only CO2 and H2O and like ppm levels of other poo poo. two-strokes just wantonly dump nitrous oxides, carbon monoxide and unburnt hydrocarbons out by their very design. i try to avoid using two-stroke equipped machines as much as possible in my life

bet you dont use straws and make sure to rinse your recycling too. what a mark.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

if yr not rolling coal at all times not only are you not a leftist but youre not american. reducing your personal carbon footprint is for prius driving libs. pathetic little santa monica creatures who crawl on their bellies to the dick sucking station at the whole foods.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
chapo trap house

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Blockade posted:

Good luck riding an electric scooter any place that has winter and potholes lol

um

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
are you aware the europe and asia, and, uh, most other places, have winter and potholes????

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

exmarx posted:

love that the classic american hog response to hearing things could be better, getting shown examples of things being made better, etc. is to go like "well it's not like that now, so it can't happen. what do you want me to do? take 2 buses and walk a bit? in winter???"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Blockade posted:

I was meant those rideshare scooters with the tiny wheels



People wipe out on them all the time here when things ice over

half the fun of those is crashing them and hurting yourself

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
electric motorscooters are cool but really expensive still and bad range. considering a regular gas one gets 100 miles per gallon i'd stick to those for a bit but idk w/e.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

worth a click for the skeptical.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

a real, what the gently caress, moment at the end.

lmfao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

agreed

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lmao

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

actionjackson posted:

what's your rent lol

1200 in Los Angeles rent controlled 11 years ago in a “transitional” neighborhood

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