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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm not sure I've ever heard someone say Mahomes is a one-read QB.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm not sure I've ever heard someone say Mahomes is a one-read QB.

Some athletic article had an anonymous quote from some defensive coach that was basically 'Take his first read away and what does he do, he runs around and plays streetball.'

Which strikes me as a good thing to keep as an anonymous take for that guy.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
that's bait

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Mahomes is EXTREMELY good at streetball

But he is a one read qb

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm not sure I've ever heard someone say Mahomes is a one-read QB.

Well when all they see is mahomes making 1 read and getting 30 yards every play against them I guess it makes sense to assume

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Dubious posted:

that's bait

Get out of here!!!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm just posting to see if Blitz is going to tell me to leave.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Blitz of 404 Error posted:

Get out of here!!!

i play as the kansas city chiefs in madden against you, you have no power to remove me here and in fact should be reported for backseat moderation to promote a healthier, more welcoming community

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

brrrncos lahts ryde

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing
He's gotten a lot better, but in early years he was relying a lot on 4 yard dump offs turned 60 yard TD's by hill and throw it up to Jesus and let Kelce go get it lobs to put up his numbers.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Justin Herb

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

acidx posted:

He's gotten a lot better, but in early years he was relying a lot on 4 yard dump offs turned 60 yard TD's by hill and throw it up to Jesus and let Kelce go get it lobs to put up his numbers.

False.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

acidx posted:

He's gotten a lot better, but in early years he was relying a lot on 4 yard dump offs turned 60 yard TD's by hill and throw it up to Jesus and let Kelce go get it lobs to put up his numbers.

He was 6th in intended air yards per attempt in 2018, his first full season. If anything he’s gotten more likely to dump it off as defenses have gotten better at taking away the big plays.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I think Mahomes is pretty good

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Remember when everyone thought the 49ers won the Dee Ford trade? Good stuff.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

a neat cape posted:

I think Mahomes is pretty good

Yeah but with only one read he's no elite QB like Derek Carr

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Hoping for another SB* appearance.


*Street Bowl

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Thank you brave Mahomes trolls for consoling me while I sob into my Broncos snuggie preparing for another season of embarrassment

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


Mr Unlimited gonna win league MVP and bring us another Lombardi

https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/997952886167367680

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

Gramps posted:

Mr Unlimited gonna win league MVP and bring us another Lombardi

https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/997952886167367680

has no one told him what a fuckin dweeb he is?

I feel like this is a running gag with his agent and whoever else is his friends at this point

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So Mr. Unlimited is clearly God and therefore this video has always had a "rappin with the kids about The Lord with the chair turned backwards" vibe to me

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


aperion posted:

has no one told him what a fuckin dweeb he is?

I feel like this is a running gag with his agent and whoever else is his friends at this point

It's both. He's a gigantic fuckin dork, AND it's a bit of an inside joke

https://www.nbcsports.com/northwest/seahawks/russell-wilson-breaks-down-inside-joke-led-his-mr-unlimited-persona

That's my QB... y'all are gonna be raging about him hitting a wide open Jerry Jeudy at will real real soon

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

But is Jeudy going to catch the pass?

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


Simplex posted:

But is Jeudy going to catch the pass?

We shall seeeeeeee

Not worried really- if Jeudy has the dropsies we still have Hamler and Patrick and Sutton, and Pookie is gonna be smashin faces from the backfield. This offense is gonna be fuckin HOT

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

acidx posted:

He's gotten a lot better, but in early years he was relying a lot on 4 yard dump offs turned 60 yard TD's by hill and throw it up to Jesus and let Kelce go get it lobs to put up his numbers.

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1552323008794136576

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Gramps posted:

It's both. He's a gigantic fuckin dork, AND it's a bit of an inside joke

https://www.nbcsports.com/northwest/seahawks/russell-wilson-breaks-down-inside-joke-led-his-mr-unlimited-persona

That's my QB... y'all are gonna be raging about him hitting a wide open Jerry Jeudy at will real real soon

I like how he explains that it’s a joke and he’s laughing about but it’s also 100% serious and real and very important to his success.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I like how he explains that it’s a joke and he’s laughing about but it’s also 100% serious and real and very important to his success.

much like shitposting

lots to think about

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

acidx posted:

He's gotten a lot better, but in early years he was relying a lot on 4 yard dump offs turned 60 yard TD's by hill and throw it up to Jesus and let Kelce go get it lobs to put up his numbers.

There are valid Mahomes critiques like: he doesn’t step up in the pocket enough and often eats edge pressure, he is too in love with the big play and won’t dink and dunk, he needs to control his family better….but this post I’m quoting is completely wrong and feels made up.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Also he often bails on clean pockets too early

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Pron on VHS posted:

Also he often bails on clean pockets too early

Outside of the family thing this and the previous post could be describing Russell Wilson as well.

YOLOsubmarine fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jul 30, 2022

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Herbert

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

This just in

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014


Hell yeah

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Dubious posted:

that's bait

Read this with the same cadence as "Let's ride"

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Nope

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Are any of the corners the chiefs drafted making any noise in camp

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Metapod posted:

Are any of the corners the chiefs drafted making any noise in camp

McDuffie and the later rounder. Williams I think.

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