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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
For ongoing discussion to the circus that Mike Lindell of MyPillow is leading. He plans to talk and stay awake for 72 hours. The power of cocaine.

This of course relates to the Stop the Steal stuff, the claim that Trump will return to being President in August, and Mike Lindell parading pseudo-tech as proof of a stolen election

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425135085163003909?s=20

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425140949747970050?s=20

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425143055762526214?s=20

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425154627406868482?s=20

Live feed of the speech: https://xyz.frankspeech.com/

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Aug 10, 2021

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Anyone taking bets on when Lindell is going to piss and/or poo poo himself on stage because he's full of amphetamines from stem to stern?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Anyone taking bets on when Lindell is going to piss and/or poo poo himself on stage because he's full of amphetamines from stem to stern?

Maybe he has a catheter in?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcva601IfwY

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Put away those dirty pillows! They might contain quantum Chinese surveillance (something Mike's speaker is openly claiming in one of the talks)

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
You could not pay me enough to watch the stream, but I'm somehow deeply vested in this thread.

Also the topic of Mike Pillow's money came up, and I guess he's telling himself that this is a business decision? Like, at some point someone must have told him "If you keep doing poo poo like this then the only people that are going to buy your pillows are the people in your dumb cult" and his response was been "Good, I like the people in my cult and I think them buying my pillows is enough to support my entire business". Which seems blinded by ideological purity, but that's in keeping with his character.

He's advertising on Infowars for christ's sake, which seems ridiculous but was enough to turn Alex Jones into a millionaire.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
lindell my balls

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Lindell himself estimated he would lose $65m in revenue due to being a nut. Probably a large underestimate lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mike lindel had to cancel his symposium as his staff couldn't fit the 75 bathroom breaks into the schedule.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



I can't believe this dude is still going with this poo poo

Even Donny has kinda given up and hosed off, but Ole Mikey is still at it losing millions

You love to see it :allears:

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Failed Imagineer posted:

Lindell himself estimated he would lose $65m in revenue due to being a nut. Probably a large underestimate lol

He's probably betting he'll land a sweet deal supplying the White House bedrooms with pillows once Trump is re-instated by the military this month.

Then the egg is gonna be over all of your faces!!!!

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

he is 1000% going to make a presidential run either after trump's second attempt or if trump doesn't or (for whatever reason) cannot run again.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Can follow this twitter thread for more juicy tidbits:

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1424878450867847181?s=20

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

He's probably betting he'll land a sweet deal supplying the White House bedrooms with pillows once Trump is re-instated by the military this month.

Then the egg is gonna be over all of your faces!!!!

Donnie probably said something like this wrt to all his properties, all his hotels and golf courses use MYPILLOWS

Lindell probably believes that Don did it too even through as the pillow CEO he has access to info showing that it never happened AND the fact that Lindell has specifically booked and stayed at Donnie hotels and should have seen and felt the evidence in person.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/1425179666202173442?s=20

The hackers got him again.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop
So is this symposium part of the steps to get Trump re-instated? Does Trump have to enter code STOLENELECTIONDATAPACKETS in the MyPillow site to become the 19th President?

These drat hackers ruining everything, god drat it!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
if only he used __________ VPN and whatever passwordmanager youtubers are currently shilling.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
It's a symposium being held during the date Trump has been hinting at he'd be president again by during which there is a nationally scheduled test of the national emergency system.

That's the bit. That's why this is important.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

PhazonLink posted:

if only he used __________ VPN and whatever passwordmanager youtubers are currently shilling.

IIRC they claimed in the symposium that one of the major VPN providers was a Chinese plant to "use quantum computers to capture all your traffic"

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1425200345194450944?s=20
Bolserano's kid is here defending his father and this has something to do with the Voter Fraud?

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Aug 10, 2021

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




You know, I think Mike Lindell is using again.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



CommieGIR posted:

IIRC they claimed in the symposium that one of the major VPN providers was a Chinese plant to "use quantum computers to capture all your traffic"

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1425200345194450944?s=20
Bolserano's kid is here defending his father and this has something to do with the Voter Fraud?

:lol:

It's like a whose who of Fash hanger ons

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
The hard part about saying you have evidence of a stolen election, but being a member of a party that doesn't do evidence, is making convincing evidence:

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425180426323206146?s=20

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425220557067329536?s=20

Just now noticed all the eagles at the top of the stage.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Aug 10, 2021

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



CommieGIR posted:

The hard part about saying you have evidence of a stolen election, but being a member of a party that doesn't do evidence, is making convincing evidence:

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425180426323206146?s=20

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425220557067329536?s=20

Just now noticed all the eagles at the top of the stage.

:lol:

Who could have seen this coming?!

Mike Lindell is kind of a savant at being a massive incredulous idiot: he's turned it into an art :allears:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
If you want to know who Dennis Montgomery is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_L._Montgomery

quote:

Dennis Lee Montgomery (born 1953) is an American software designer and former medical technician who sold federal officials computer programs he claimed would decode secret Al-Qaeda messages hidden in Al Jazeera broadcasts and identify terrorists based on Predator drone videos.[1] A 2010 Playboy investigation called Montgomery "The man who conned the Pentagon", saying he won millions in federal contracts for his supposed terrorist-exposing intelligence software.[2] The software was later reported to have been an elaborate hoax and Montgomery's former lawyer called him a "con artist" and "habitual liar engaged in fraud".

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425187456316493824?s=20

"We weren't even 8 hours into the Cybersecurity Symposium when the drugs started to kick in...."

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Aug 10, 2021

New Yorp New Yorp
Jul 18, 2003

Only in Kenya.
Pillbug

CommieGIR posted:

The hard part about saying you have evidence of a stolen election, but being a member of a party that doesn't do evidence, is making convincing evidence:

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425180426323206146?s=20

https://twitter.com/ErrataRob/status/1425220557067329536?s=20

Just now noticed all the eagles at the top of the stage.

It's Steamed Hams.

Chalmers: "Packet captures? From China? Demonstrating definitive evidence of election fraud? Delivered by a crackhead pillow salesman?"
Skinner: "Yes."
Chalmers: "May I see them?"
Skinner: "No."

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Bannon has made an appearance!

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425202985471197186?s=20

Bannon's not wrong, but its worth noting they discount early voting and mail in voting.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



CommieGIR posted:

Bannon has made an appearance!

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425202985471197186?s=20

Bannon's not wrong, but its worth noting they discount early voting and mail in voting.

That's some quality Word Salad from Mikey

"So how come trump won't be reinstated in August"

Mike Lindell: *Twitchs and sweats perfusely* "well you see Thomas Jefferson once said "Let my people go" and this is a place of Freedom, the Dems hate freedom and have allied with the CCP to tear down the Wall of Freedom we all built"

I can't believe Steve Bannon is still a thing, holy poo poo

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Aug 11, 2021

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


CommieGIR posted:

IIRC they claimed in the symposium that one of the major VPN providers was a Chinese plant to "use quantum computers to capture all your traffic"

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1425200345194450944?s=20
Bolserano's kid is here defending his father and this has something to do with the Voter Fraud?

Death is is the destiny of us all is a good thread title

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Bannon and his mercer dark money are true believers of their own sect whose long shot bet in 2016 won.

why wouldnt they still be a thing for a few more decades?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Good old Steve Bannon. I never would have guessed buying gold for my epic flying mount in world of warcraft back in the early 2000's was the first domino towards fascism in the United States. They told me it was wrong then, and I didn't believe them. What a fool I was.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
The problem with bilking a crowd that actively wants you to call for a mass insurrection is that eventually they're gonna get mad if you don't ever call for a mass insurrection

Ya love to see it

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Mike claims to have "Earth Shattering" news coming:

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425241132045414406?s=20

I suspect the Earth Shattering news was he had to take a dump.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
The more I hear about Lindell the more it blows my mind that anyone actually works with this guy. Like if he was just screaming into the Twitter void it'd be one thing, but like, this event took a lot of other people to set up. People to do graphics, to run the A/V poo poo, to organize the event location and ensure it all goes "smoothly". Who the gently caress are these people? Are they just there for the paycheck or are they actually convinced that this time he's got EARTH-SHATTERING REVELATIONS after failing to deliver for months?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



CommieGIR posted:

Mike claims to have "Earth Shattering" news coming:

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425241132045414406?s=20

I suspect the Earth Shattering news was he had to take a dump.

According to the graphic Mikey has indisputably proven that *checks notes* Trump won Ohio?

That's some A+ detective work buddy :thumbsup:

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Froghammer posted:

The problem with bilking a crowd that actively wants you to call for a mass insurrection is that eventually they're gonna get mad if you don't ever call for a mass insurrection

Ya love to see it

It does genuinely seem that Mike Lindell wholly believes in his whole "I prove the election was fraudulent, everyone agrees and I am hailed as a hero, and the government will just give itself back to Trump because, hey, it's only fair" scenario is actually in the cards.

Like, with every other one of these motherfuckers, you can sense the implicit "and when that doesn't happen we storm the government with our guns" immediately after they say their piece. Mike really seems to believe in his own delusional bullshit.

Granted, I don't think it's because I think he'd be particularly saddened if his words DID lead to violent overthrow of the government. The reality of the situation just never really seemed to matter to him.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

The more I hear about Lindell the more it blows my mind that anyone actually works with this guy. Like if he was just screaming into the Twitter void it'd be one thing, but like, this event took a lot of other people to set up. People to do graphics, to run the A/V poo poo, to organize the event location and ensure it all goes "smoothly". Who the gently caress are these people? Are they just there for the paycheck or are they actually convinced that this time he's got EARTH-SHATTERING REVELATIONS after failing to deliver for months?

He's got plenty of money to attract talent *Now*. The question is what his financial situation is going to be there a year from now when the CEO of Dominion eats his entire bank account.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Question and Answer time!

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425245124519419916?s=20

https://twitter.com/RayRedacted/status/1425251068942987264?s=20

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Aug 11, 2021

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Ted Cruz in an Albert Einstein wig?

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




The woman speaking right now had her office raided because someone in her office leaked passwords to Ron Watkins.

edit: lol

Phoix fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Aug 11, 2021

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Phoix posted:

The woman speaking right now had her office raided because someone in her office leaked passwords to Ron Watkins.

edit: lol



:lol: Even the deranged Q boomers lifting eyebrows at this

You've done it again Lindell, you absolute mad man

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