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45% of university of Phoenix degrees are given to house cats
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i'm $30,000 in debt for whisker's student loans but it's worth it because he is so drat proud of himself
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Aug 11, 2021 16:35
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Percy Teatwillow posted:
briefcase is actually a litter box but also holds important paperwork
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Aug 11, 2021 19:06
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Manifisto posted:my cat has figured out how to use the computer to order business cards. they arrived today. there's nothing on them (cats still can't read or write) but they have a goddamn watermark. you're making me look bad, fluffy. being shamed by my cat's far superior resume
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Aug 12, 2021 13:13
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realizing that skittles my shorthair tabby has an extensive linkedin page based almost entirely on his picture portfolio but also strengthened by his multiple liberal arts degrees
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Aug 12, 2021 13:15
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Manifisto posted:didn't realize harvard had a degree for watching songbirds behind a window and chattering your teeth, guess you learn something every day $80,000 well spent
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Aug 12, 2021 13:26
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