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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Everyone with that avatar eats canned burgers prove me wrong

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I ate a microburg today, actually... but I don't have the av. Not that that makes you wrong. Just wanted to say.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I ate some powdered donuts this morning. But I don't have a Punk avatar so I'm exempt. I just wanted to talk about how good those powdered donuts were.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I had an egg mcmuffin but with bacon substituted for the ham circle

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Nick Jr. Face posted:

:toxx: It will happen before the end of the year


STONE COLD 64 posted:

It's booked. If All Elite Wrestling, or an interpretation of such organization (for example Tony Khan directly buying impact) does not purchase Impact Wrestling by the end of the year, you will be probated for the month of January.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Eat My Fuc calling a longshot

Eat My Fuc posted:

The Uno doubt is bullshit, he will win the AEW World Title by 2025, if he does not I will wear an Evil Uno mask for an entire month and not remove it and document it on video :toxx:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Eat My Fuc calling a longshot

:popeye:

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Uno won’t let me down

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

STONE COLD 64 posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1434605236878970880?s=20

Interesting tweet by Big Dave. LET'S MAKE IT A GAME.


Take your shot at OVER/UNDER for the buys for this show. We'll go with the worldwide number. If you predict wrong, you get probated for 24 hours with a bad image. If you predict right, you get probated for 6 hours with a good image. If the buys are exactly 200k, nobody gets probated. Quote this post to play. Deadline is when the All Out PPV starts.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
also, first 15 for each result, this is very important.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

OVAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Anyone want to do two weenie prob bets with me for tonight's AEW?


1) I predict that as per the current bookings that the only champs to lose to their current challengers will be the Bucks dropping the belts to Death Triangle: Britt will not lose to Statlander, Miro will not lose to Eddie, and Kenny will not drop his AEW title to Christian.

2) That the world title match will have some kind of story fuckery (maybe as retribution for the shenanigans on Dynamite?) and Kenny will end up wrestling someone else and losing, whether in a triple threat match or some such, a switched opponent, or a second match.

12h for either.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

CommonShore posted:

Anyone want to do two weenie prob bets with me for tonight's AEW?


1) I predict that as per the current bookings that the only champs to lose to their current challengers will be the Bucks dropping the belts to Death Triangle: Britt will not lose to Statlander, Miro will not lose to Eddie, and Kenny will not drop his AEW title to Christian.

2) That the world title match will have some kind of story fuckery (maybe as retribution for the shenanigans on Dynamite?) and Kenny will end up wrestling someone else and losing, whether in a triple threat match or some such, a switched opponent, or a second match.

12h for either.

I'll take you up

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


STONE COLD 64 posted:

I'll take you up

:hai:

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
The Bee is The Free! Smell ya later Toxx thread!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


STONE COLD 64 posted:

I'll take you up

That's 12 each I guess. I'm ready when you are. Mods, please make my prob a screenshot of something cool from tonight.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

CommonShore posted:

That's 12 each I guess. I'm ready when you are. Mods, please make my prob a screenshot of something cool from tonight.

same.

The Bee posted:

The Bee is The Free! Smell ya later Toxx thread!
it's been a pleasure.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

CommonShore posted:

That's 12 each I guess. I'm ready when you are. Mods, please make my prob a screenshot of something cool from tonight.

I submit this

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

The Bee posted:

The Bee is The Free! Smell ya later Toxx thread!

Finish the season coward :colbert:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

CommonShore posted:

That's 12 each I guess. I'm ready when you are. Mods, please make my prob a screenshot of something cool from tonight.

It should be the Elite kissing Adam Cole

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

KungFu Grip posted:

It should be the Elite kissing Adam Cole

I agree.

The pact is sealed.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

STONE COLD 64 posted:

good idea!


:toxx: yourself for an American Dragon Sixer! Who will be Bryan Danielson's first opponent in AEW? Quote this post to play, only accepting the first 20 entries. Name only one wrestler per entry. If Danielson's first match is a multiman match, all opponents will count as winning results.

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.

Daniel Garcia.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


Thank you Anderson Silva

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


Dave confirmed at least 205k domestic buys thus far, we've seen enough. Ee will be executing these probations following Dynamite tonight.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

From today's TJPW GDT, ItohRespectArmy is risking it all

ItohRespectArmy posted:

well since there's like an hour between the pre show for this and the main show and its the go home show I will post my toxx for wrestle princess 2 (two)

:toxx: if maki itoh does not win the princess of princess championship at wrestle princess 2, I will do a lets play of football manager wherein I win the champions league as Darlington. :toxx:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

STONE COLD 64 posted:

:toxx: time! This will be a over/under wager. You must quote this post to play. Only the first 15 players will be considered. A push means nobody loses. Winning gets you nothing but bragging rights, losing gets you a six hour probation where you will bear the shame of a disappointed Taz.

Will the AEW Dynamite Grand Slam overall rating be OVER or UNDER 1.59 million viewers? Deadline will be 2:59pm Eastern.


STONE COLD 64 posted:

my own personal toxx: if dynamite beats raw in overall viewership even once this year, i will record a song about how much i love cody rhodes. this will not count for clipshow versions of raw, it will still count for raws that are taped or airing on a different network/timeslot for original run.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Sep 23, 2021

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


:toxx: Probate me for 3 days if Dave Meltzer rates Danielson Omega less then 5 Stars. In addition I will record myself singing the Final Countdown by Europe within that week and post it here or I will be banned. :toxx:

LionYeti fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Sep 23, 2021

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Probe toxxes are boring imo

:toxx: If the Up Up Girls go 0-3 at Wrestle Princess 2, I will record a gif of me doing the Miu L-O-V-E and post it here. :toxx:

This involves: Aja Kong and Moka defeat team Idol
Yuki Aino winning the International Princess Title
Cat and Bird beating Raku and Pom

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Senerio posted:

Probe toxxes are boring imo

:toxx: If the Up Up Girls go 0-3 at Wrestle Princess 2, I will record a gif of me doing the Miu L-O-V-E and post it here. :toxx:

This involves: Aja Kong and Moka defeat team Idol
Yuki Aino winning the International Princess Title
Cat and Bird beating Raku and Pom

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Senerio posted:

Probe toxxes are boring imo


Alright I'll make my bet a little spicier

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

I am so confident that NOAH will not fall back into the pit of old man dispair (or terrified they will) I'm making one of my own

:toxx: If Keiji Mutoh wins the N-1 Victory 2021 I will get a tattoo with the characters ムタ (Muta) within a month of the finals :toxx:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

SG Bamboo posted:

I am so confident that NOAH will not fall back into the pit of old man dispair (or terrified they will) I'm making one of my own

:toxx: If Keiji Mutoh wins the N-1 Victory 2021 I will get a tattoo with the characters ムタ (Muta) within a month of the finals :toxx:
locked in

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Rarity posted:

:toxx: If Sammy doesn't win the TNT title I will create a vlog detailing a week of my life (one episode only, minimum length 10 minutes)

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

This rules. Make sure you record in front of your Funko Pop collection. All vloggers have one for some reason.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

See now that's a good toxx

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
It's a toxx renaissance here in Punchsport Pagoda.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
I'll do a fun one

:toxx: If Thunder Rosa comes out, on the January 4 2022 TJPW show, to challenge Maki Itoh for the Princess of Princess championship, AND they call back to the "WHAT DID YOU SAY? I AM JAPANESE!" line, I will watch and review three Kobra Moon matches deemed the worst in Lucha Underground.

Requirements for this toxx to activate:
Maki wins the PoP title at Wrestle Princess
Thunder Rosa appears on the 1/4 show to challenge Maki for the title
They call back to the quote.

As there are three criteria I chose three matches.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Senerio posted:

I'll do a fun one

:toxx: If Thunder Rosa comes out, on the January 4 2022 TJPW show, to challenge Maki Itoh for the Princess of Princess championship, AND they call back to the "WHAT DID YOU SAY? I AM JAPANESE!" line, I will watch and review three Kobra Moon matches deemed the worst in Lucha Underground.

Requirements for this toxx to activate:
Maki wins the PoP title at Wrestle Princess
Thunder Rosa appears on the 1/4 show to challenge Maki for the title
They call back to the quote.

As there are three criteria I chose three matches.
its booked

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

STONE COLD 64 posted:

:toxx: time! open to the first 10 players. Who will be the Joker in tonight's Casino Ladder Match? First person with correct answer will get a new avatar featuring the mystery wrestler. Incorrect answers will get sixers featuring the wrestler they wrongly guessed. Quote this post to play, deadline is when Dynamite begins.

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