cognratulations to the taliban

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bad guy

imo the best thing about america is we don't hold grudges, when its over it's over and you just leave it on the field, so let me the first to say , taliban, you showed a lot of grit. it looked like you were down and out after you lost a bunch of key players but you managed to finish strong. that said, it'll be a whole different ballgame next time when we're the home team.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:32

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:01

take the moon: by sebmojo

*dumps a bucket of gatorade over OBL's head*

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# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

now that the dust has settled we gotta admit, you got us pretty good. respect.

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# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:24

nut

*retweets my own tweet from 30 years ago where i said i knew they had it in the bag*

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:38

alnilam

nut posted:

*retweets my own tweet from 30 years ago where i said i knew they had it in the bag*

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

rambo and james bond coming out from the cave system to join in the standing ovation as the taliban shoot their ak47s into the air while doing donuts in their small Toyota pickup trucks. an innocent man in a cage is ceremonially lit on fire while Hollywood elites furiously applaud

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

"so... listen i know we don't trust the great satan but hear me out... i think this invite is legitimate."

"what does it say?"

"well it's the bush's birthday. there is going to be dancing women, trained dogs and as much american beer as we can drink. if we are among the first 50 responding cells the bush will paint our portraits. it may be a trap but i think the risk is worth it!"

"... i agree. let us fly!"

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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:22

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

America doesn't hold grudges? From where I live, America has a grudge against anyone who isn't American and everyone who is American. Unless they are rich.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Heather Papps posted:

"so... listen i know we don't trust the great satan but hear me out... i think this invite is legitimate."

"what does it say?"

"well it's the bush's birthday. there is going to be dancing women, trained dogs and as much american beer as we can drink. if we are among the first 50 responding cells the bush will paint our portraits. it may be a trap but i think the risk is worth it!"

"... i agree. let us fly!"

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:10

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

take the moon posted:

*dumps a bucket of gatorade over OBL's head*

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:49

Khanstant

oh can we fiunally be honest about the taliban? because ive been rooting and funding them for years and im sick of hiding it

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

Khanstant posted:

oh can we fiunally be honest about the taliban? because ive been rooting and funding them for years and im sick of hiding it

i knew you were rambo this whole time

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# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:54

bad guy

Khanstant posted:

oh can we fiunally be honest about the taliban? because ive been rooting and funding them for years and im sick of hiding it

you're probably gonna get lumped in with all the fair weather fans but I say go for it, ride the bandwagon till the wheels fall off

# ? Aug 13, 2021 02:00

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

America doesn't hold grudges? From where I live, America has a grudge against anyone who isn't American and everyone who is American. Unless they are rich.

says you buddy

that�s just the ole competitive spirit leaving it all out on the pitch

them taliban�s got moxie

# ? Aug 13, 2021 02:15

bad guy

Bo-Pepper posted:

says you buddy

that’s just the ole competitive spirit leaving it all out on the pitch

them taliban’s got moxie

that's right. once the cleats come off we're all friends again.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 02:41

nut

heh heh calm down guys, it's over, we're all just citizens here in afghanistan

# ? Aug 13, 2021 03:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

heh heh calm down guys, it's over, we're all just citizens here in afghanistan

hah haaaaah hah SHOW ME UR THUMB

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# ? Aug 13, 2021 03:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

That scene with Paul Giamatti and the King of England, but it's the USA and the Taliban.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 03:31

Escape From Noise

I don't support the terrorists, but I gotta show my respect.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:19

Escape From Noise

We'll never forget what tough opponents they were.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

isis could've picked up some real pointers from the taliban had they been paying attention

# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Next round the Taliban isn't allowed to pick Oddjob, then we'll see who's who

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# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:29

Stoner Sloth

How Wonderful! posted:

Next round the Taliban isn't allowed to pick Oddjob, then we'll see who's who

lol

# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:36

Flavius Aetass

Heather Papps posted:

"so... listen i know we don't trust the great satan but hear me out... i think this invite is legitimate."

"what does it say?"

"well it's the bush's birthday. there is going to be dancing women, trained dogs and as much american beer as we can drink. if we are among the first 50 responding cells the bush will paint our portraits. it may be a trap but i think the risk is worth it!"

"... i agree. let us fly!"

"heh heh heh turdblossom you should have heard them when i told them it was a prank. yeah, they were on their way right now heh heh heh booked a flight and everything. well gotta go, reading to some kids at their school, you know, president stuff"

# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:40

bad guy

How Wonderful! posted:

Next round the Taliban isn't allowed to pick Oddjob, then we'll see who's who

lol

# ? Aug 13, 2021 05:34

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I thought they had to compete as the Taliban war federation because of last year's doping scandal

# ? Aug 13, 2021 06:33

Escape From Noise

Armitag3 posted:

I thought they had to compete as the Taliban war federation because of last year's doping scandal

They were just selling the dope. US was taking it.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 08:14

nut

love that song about them and bananas

# ? Aug 13, 2021 12:22

Khanstant

hit me with the talibanhammer coward mods i will never stop talibing

# ? Aug 13, 2021 18:07

bad guy

congratulations to byob for being into the taliban before it was cool. you're probably going to see a lot of people saying they knew the taliban was going to win, but i didn't see them posting last week when it was still in doubt.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 12:23