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He calls this one Reset Button and I swear you take one fat rip and you feel like an old CRT monitor being degaussed
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Every time I smoke a bowl of Questing Herb before bed I wake up like 12 miles down the street from my house with a backpack full of rations, $10 and 50' of rope (coiled)
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Aug 14, 2021 02:03
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I cast Firebowl
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Aug 14, 2021 02:26
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I only smoke Mass Weed so everyone gets high
I cast Armitag3's Psychedelic Miasma
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Aug 14, 2021 04:25
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Just took a huge hit of Reroll Stat-iva and now i has 2 pointz intelgents and 10 strangth
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Aug 14, 2021 04:52
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having already consumed several ounces of Eye Of The Bong-holder, my friends are amused as I attempt to buy more from a wizard airbrushed on a van
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Aug 14, 2021 04:55
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Aug 14, 2021 05:37
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hey man, did you say this strain was called “Jared Fogle?”
*the wizard smiles and nods his head feverishly as my jeans get progressively bigger*
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 14, 2021 05:56
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Throw that poo poo out the window, set out your climbing gear, and go to bed.
Trust me on this one. You're in for a hell of a day tomorrow.
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Aug 14, 2021 05:59
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Beelzebubblegum Kush
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Aug 14, 2021 06:34
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My wizard dealer sheepishly apologizes for not having what I wanted, explaining that 'dank' just doesn't mean the same thing when you reup from something that lives in a dungeon. He segues to showing me that he can make his tattoos dance and asks if I want his grandma to get me a drink
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Aug 14, 2021 06:35
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Wizard's Kief always gets me high but it's hard to pack it tight in the bowl
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Aug 14, 2021 06:37
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I finally figured out that you can get vape pens from a wizard weed dealer, you just have to call them slime jars so they know what you're talking about
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Aug 14, 2021 06:39
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Wizard's Kief always gets me high but it's hard to pack it tight in the bowl
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Aug 14, 2021 07:21
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just play along guys
yes, oh mighty wizard Ganjdalf, we wish to acquire your pipe-weed!
*hushed, to my friends behind me* shh stop laughing or youre gonna blow this I told you
*the wizard Ganjdalf, who is actually my neighbor Steve who lives with his mother, emerges in his bathrobe and a halloween witch hat, with a ziplock bag labeled PIPEWEED*
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Aug 14, 2021 07:25
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I get unlimited free magic weed by bullying hobbits and shaking them upside down to get the stuff in their pockets
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Aug 14, 2021 08:02
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Beware! Any who would enter the sacred temple may be 'randomly' selected for the Cup of Purity test. Woe unto to those who fail it.
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Aug 14, 2021 20:07
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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The best spell to smoke is Heroes Feast. It gives you hella munchies but it also creates a magical buffet.
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Aug 14, 2021 21:50
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love that name "Reset Button"
fair warning; "wizard weed" is just plain old PCP, and im starting to wonder if jeff actually do have magic powers
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Melf's Acid
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having already consumed several ounces of Eye Of The Bong-holder, my friends are amused as I attempt to buy more from a wizard airbrushed on a van
Beware! Any who would enter the sacred temple may be 'randomly' selected for the Cup of Purity test. Woe unto to those who fail it.
ironically "detect weed" doesn't start working until you've smoked the weed, rendering it somewhat pointless. but it's cool, the weed lights up and poo poo, so you'll probably find yourself doing it a bunch.
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Winganjaium Leviosativa
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Aug 15, 2021 19:07
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I cast magic missile into the dankness
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Aug 15, 2021 19:23
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Rastagast the Brown is my dealer, who’s yours?
Vorloth the Destroyer. I hear the screams of bound souls when I light up.
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i had high hopes for this 'magical weed'. i thought it would take me up the beanstalk to see the giant. but now smoking it, i realiize that 'the beanstalk' was inside me all along. still no word on the giant. 6/10 just get gorilla glue
 
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demigod bud
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