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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young 
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he kept shouting “YOU SHALL SMOKE GRASS” every time anyone hit the bong, it was super weird
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 17, 2021 01:00
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the ranger planted a baggie of holding on me during a routine traffic stop
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Aug 17, 2021 12:51
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How is goodberry/goodberries not already a strain of weed?
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Aug 17, 2021 12:53
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- bad guy
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Aug 17, 2021 15:16
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"this strain is magical weed" the wizard tells me, "unlike regular weed it doesn't cause psychotic breaks in people with predispositions to mental illness, it isn't the result of highly polluting agricultural practices, exploitation of undocumented workers, or cartel violence, and it won't raise your blood pressure or increase your chances of having a stroke or heart attack."
"wow, that's amazing, what's it called?" i ask.
"its called yoga and staying hydrated, idiot!" the wizard intones sagely, before disappearing in a puff of colorful, non-toxic smoke.
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Aug 17, 2021 15:28
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"this strain is magical weed" the wizard tells me, "unlike regular weed it doesn't cause psychotic breaks in people with predispositions to mental illness, it isn't the result of highly polluting agricultural practices, exploitation of undocumented workers, or cartel violence, and it won't raise your blood pressure or increase your chances of having a stroke or heart attack."
"wow, that's amazing, what's it called?" i ask.
"its called yoga and staying hydrated, idiot!" the wizard intones sagely, before disappearing in a puff of colorful, non-toxic smoke.
ty nesamdoom!
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Aug 17, 2021 15:39
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"this strain is magical weed" the wizard tells me, "unlike regular weed it doesn't cause psychotic breaks in people with predispositions to mental illness, it isn't the result of highly polluting agricultural practices, exploitation of undocumented workers, or cartel violence, and it won't raise your blood pressure or increase your chances of having a stroke or heart attack."
"wow, that's amazing, what's it called?" i ask.
"its called yoga and staying hydrated, idiot!" the wizard intones sagely, before disappearing in a puff of colorful, non-toxic smoke.
"Yeah, but have you ever tried yoga and staying hydrated on weed?", I say to the shower tiles 3 hours later.
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Aug 17, 2021 16:04
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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"this strain is magical weed" the wizard tells me, "unlike regular weed it doesn't cause psychotic breaks in people with predispositions to mental illness, it isn't the result of highly polluting agricultural practices, exploitation of undocumented workers, or cartel violence, and it won't raise your blood pressure or increase your chances of having a stroke or heart attack."
"wow, that's amazing, what's it called?" i ask.
"its called yoga and staying hydrated, idiot!" the wizard intones sagely, before disappearing in a puff of colorful, non-toxic smoke.
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"this strain is magical weed" the wizard tells me, "unlike regular weed it doesn't cause psychotic breaks in people with predispositions to mental illness, it isn't the result of highly polluting agricultural practices, exploitation of undocumented workers, or cartel violence, and it won't raise your blood pressure or increase your chances of having a stroke or heart attack."
"wow, that's amazing, what's it called?" i ask.
"its called yoga and staying hydrated, idiot!" the wizard intones sagely, before disappearing in a puff of colorful, non-toxic smoke.
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Aug 18, 2021 17:27
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They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
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Aug 22, 2021 06:26
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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wizard weed dealer drives a van with a mural of a scruffy, balding, 23 year old part time convenience store clerk airbrushed on the side
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wizard weed dealer drives a van with a mural of a scruffy, balding, 23 year old part time convenience store clerk airbrushed on the side
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Aug 22, 2021 08:04
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 22, 2021 15:58
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Weed wizard passed out on the couch, snoring gently, bong in his lap precariously close to spilling.
Friend sparks up a joint
"yo let me take a drag on that"
WW: *jumps awake, scattering popcorn and scaring the cat* "DRAGON?!?!"
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Aug 22, 2021 16:57
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welcome to my magical tower of weed. only the most daring adventurers have made it this far, to my mystical realm beyond the veil! within thou shalt find every strain of weed that damages not the mind, nor plays havoc with thy emotions. of this weed thou may puff to thy heart's content without risk of psychological addiction!
but good wizard, this tower is empty.
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Aug 22, 2021 17:09
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May 13, 2024 17:29
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- Finger Prince
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welcome to my magical tower of weed. only the most daring adventurers have made it this far, to my mystical realm beyond the veil! within thou shalt find every strain of weed that damages not the mind, nor plays havoc with thy emotions. of this weed thou may puff to thy heart's content without risk of psychological addiction!
but good wizard, this tower is empty.
Which brings me to my next point. Certain... Officers of Babylon... confiscated it all, and I'd like you, brave adventurer, to retrieve it from their foul clutches.
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