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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
here comes juice

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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Goddam

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lmfao was that a real bottle bc that didnt shatter, that *broke*

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

lmao this rocks

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
they're chanting porky :)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The pandemic era is hilarious because the ref is wearing that face mask while counting pins in Escorpion's blood with his bare hand.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
La Hiedra just randomly needing triage at ringside from all the flying glass

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Split-legged moonsaults are the best moonsaults.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





This match is pretty good

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
motn for me

e: what is going on! lol!

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
WHAT!!!!

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Did his wife just betray him :(

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
that was a really good show

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

MOTY

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
lmfao triplemania and tjpw main events ending with 10 seconds of each other

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I thought the family that clowns together stays together :smith:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Conrad_Birdie posted:

Did his wife just betray him :(

Sister I think?

It does not matter, Mexican John Cena Clown will just beat up all eight of the ringside cheaters and win, this is why he is Psycho Clown

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Conrad_Birdie posted:

Did his wife just betray him :(

That's his sister, Goya Kong. Used to wrestle in AAA until 2019, I think she's retired now.

Wouldn't be a AAA show without a nonsensical turn.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Scorpion really selling the crotch

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
this little girl is gonna scalp him

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
hahah the hair is not getting cut

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

lol, the scissors nor clippers work

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
I feel like no one in wrestling has ever figured out a quick and efficient way to cut off hair after a match

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I don't think I've ever seen a hair-shaving ceremony where the razor actually worked

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001

Mexican scissors have more Ls than Curt Hawkins

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
hahaha triplemania is wrestlemania for botchamania

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
someone finally found some real scissors

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

fez_machine posted:

hahaha triplemania is wrestlemania for botchamania

I honestly dont feel like this show was super botchy

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

This one wasn't botchy

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Psycho Clown dancing to his music surrounded by children in confetti while his family's enemy gets his hair shaved in the background, AAA rules.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Benne posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a hair-shaving ceremony where the razor actually worked

Saw one live from like matt striker versus... Someone? CPA? A couple years ago in Brooklyn and they had a woman from a fancy hipster salon nearby do it and she got that heels hair off in like 40 seconds

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Benne posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a hair-shaving ceremony where the razor actually worked

Minoru Suzuki v Hirooki Goto

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Rey Escorpion looks so much better with short hair.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Sorry Rey Escorpion, we're out of time, not turning the mic back on for you

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Lid posted:

Rey Escorpion looks so much better with short hair.

This was my immediate thought too hahah

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

wrestling is the loving coolest

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Joey McChrist posted:

wrestling is the loving coolest

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
That was a great way to spend the evening! What a fun show

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Benne posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a hair-shaving ceremony where the razor actually worked

You can't just run clippers across someone's scalp and have it come off smoothly like literally everyone thinks will happen.

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Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




I loving love Psycho Clown's music.

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