Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
mischief
Jun 3, 2003
I resigned from Anti Vaxx FC if there's any other takers. Some good players and I saved up a little chunk of change.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

I think it's time for a new thread title. Any suggestions?

I am also open to suggestions regarding VIP prizes. We're about to start our 10th season so I think it would be a cool thing to do.
The top prize would be for the Serie Goon champion, with additional prizes for whatever sounds fun. Here are my ideas:
* Close Shave Award - Awarded to the team that most narrowly avoids relegation
* Funniest Press Release - Nominations to be quoted in this thread

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
people should play

knowing what you're doing is overrated anyway

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
Xpert Eleven:Online Football Manager Now with more Hooliganism*



Xpert Eleven:Online Football Manager My Moody Diva is my best player

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Xpert Eleven: It's Football, Only You Don't Have To Hear About England

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
2 double jumps :2bong:

Have noticed that when a player double jumps they usually seem to "make up" for it later by missing a jump when they should go up though.

Xpert Eleven: Online Football Manager FREE double jump for new players

Also it is best to wait a few days before clicking new season to give people a little extra time to work on any transfers they need (as well as get new managers to join)

Flayer fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Apr 20, 2022

Destrado
Feb 9, 2001

I thought, What a nice little city, it suits me fine. It suited me fine so I started to change it.

Flayer posted:

Have noticed that when a player double jumps they usually seem to "make up" for it later by missing a jump when they should go up though.

Yeah, there's a hidden decimal that's rounded to the closest whole number (ie 4.5 skill and 5.4 skill will both display a 5), so quite often a double represents a player jumping from the high end of their visible skill to the low end of a bracket two above.

It's still good for squad value and the dopamine for watching bar go up is priceless.

Pretty happy with my change report with the exception of my youth midfielder that didn't get enough of a runaround. I think I'm in a pretty good development spot in Serie Goon amongst many teams full of elderly mutants, although my Keeper's put me on a bit of a clock until I can get a replacement up.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Keeper is the hardest one develop I feel. My current keeper I worked on from originally being a 19/5 (obvious newb mistake there) and I feel like if I tried to do that again I would ship a goal a shot so it's not really workable. It's going to be a whole situation when that guy retires.

On the flip side goalies do get a more DV than other players but still require time on the pitch to get enough for development.

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion


Good overall given that I had to press hard for promotion and focus on winning now. Youth defenders weren't great and they're all going to the farm. Gavin and Bobby are coming along well enough; Bobby has goal scoring instincts so he can be passable. This team still has some legs but I only have a few seasons of a window for a title.

Also, I didn't realize a double drop was possible, but there you go. He was a great rental for a season, at least.


Flayer posted:

Keeper is the hardest one develop I feel. My current keeper I worked on from originally being a 19/5 (obvious newb mistake there) and I feel like if I tried to do that again I would ship a goal a shot so it's not really workable. It's going to be a whole situation when that guy retires.

On the flip side goalies do get a more DV than other players but still require time on the pitch to get enough for development.

Keepers are easy, just get a guy like this:



Joking, mostly, though I picked him up at like 22/7 and he was around the age of my core so it was an easier sell than trying to raise him from youth. He's been worth every penny and then some.

Meanwhile, I can't make a striker to save my life. Time to win every game in the top flight 1-0.

Dragongem fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Apr 20, 2022

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum
As disappointing as this last season was for my team, the change report wasn't terrible. No double jumps but also none of the older guys I expected to retire are retiring, so I get to save some money not having to get replacement old folks.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Subliminal Ninja
Aug 30, 2009
Some of your teams are utterly disgusting. I feel like I’m only a little off the pace but the next 2-3 seasons are so important to any title run I go for.

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!


My team is all over the place. Young guns and oldies mixed together. Still no double jumps.

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Subliminal Ninja posted:

Some of your teams are utterly disgusting. I feel like I’m only a little off the pace but the next 2-3 seasons are so important to any title run I go for.



Your defender Iolyn Cleghorn is very promising. Getting a player to 9 skill by age 20 in a league with our format means you are doing something right.

I feel that the Nerds of Prey are quickly reaching their peak and will need some careful rebuilding soon:


It feels good though, they're finally at an age where I don't need any cheap veterans in the squad to bring the average age up to 25. Now I only need the cheap veterans for substitutions and formations other than 4-4-2.

edit: Nestor my forward is such a disappointment, I have a lot of players with 'long pass' but nobody with 'good header', I was hoping to get this guy up to speed but he's had 2 crappy DV seasons in a row now.

bees everywhere fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Apr 20, 2022

Subliminal Ninja
Aug 30, 2009
My only title in the last league was season 11 so nearing the time where my teams start to peak (then rapidly fall apart).

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Any new managers signing up? Now's the time!

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

Last call! Season 10 will be starting 5/1, as it stands now the league will be compressed into 3 divisions of 7 teams each.

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

:siren: Alright, Season 10 is starting Sunday 5/1!
Here are our VIP awards for Season 10:

* Serie Goon Champion - 1st place finish!
* Close Shave Award - Awarded to the team that most narrowly avoids relegation (or wins promotion from League of Lurkers)
* Funniest Press Release - Nominations to be quoted in this thread

Serie Goon


Elite Goonship


League of Lurkers


I'll post the stats before the weekend. Good luck!

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
It is time

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Hey I actually didn't get screwed by the reorganization this time

Subliminal Ninja
Aug 30, 2009
Hey look! I’m still down the bottom! Any end of season stat dumps from a VIP?

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
Stuck in the middle right where this team belongs.

Walamor
Dec 31, 2006

Fork 'em Devils!
Hey thanks youth gods! Finally a good one! Nice not having to waste a couple seasons training him up from a 16/4 or something.

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
It would be prudent to end the season now and declare me the season 10 champion, thanks

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!

Walamor posted:

Hey thanks youth gods! Finally a good one! Nice not having to waste a couple seasons training him up from a 16/4 or something.



I constantly get trash from my youth academy. Even though it is 5 stars and I spend 300k a week. Not sure if I should be ignoring players in hope of a better player later.

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum
I've had such bad luck with the youth academy I've stopped spending on it. I started targeting 19/6s to build my team, they are at a good age-skill level for building and are affordable. Usually sub 300k without any special traits (though I found a few with hardworking).

My question is which is better higher skill or a little lower skill with a good trait or 2?

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





dalstrs posted:

I've had such bad luck with the youth academy I've stopped spending on it. I started targeting 19/6s to build my team, they are at a good age-skill level for building and are affordable. Usually sub 300k without any special traits (though I found a few with hardworking).

My question is which is better higher skill or a little lower skill with a good trait or 2?

Really depends on the trait and the position. Goal instincts on a forward, intelligence on a midfielder-- would say those could be worth a point. Hard working is low key the best trait in the game long term. But if I had to build a team from scratch today I'd probably do a mix of 30+ 10+ vets with 19/6 hard workers and save up for a few seasons to spend on some 17/5's once the first crop of 19's hit 26.

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum

Nephzinho posted:

Really depends on the trait and the position. Goal instincts on a forward, intelligence on a midfielder-- would say those could be worth a point. Hard working is low key the best trait in the game long term. But if I had to build a team from scratch today I'd probably do a mix of 30+ 10+ vets with 19/6 hard workers and save up for a few seasons to spend on some 17/5's once the first crop of 19's hit 26.

What do you spend on the youth academy?

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





dalstrs posted:

What do you spend on the youth academy?

I only spend 100k/week on it, I find even at max rating it is still a little too unreliable for the investment and this level is low enough that I don't really miss the money and high enough that I can still get lucky.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Hey didn't there used to be a weekly activity where you pushed a button and got money? 'Cause I ain't seen that button in like a month

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Hey didn't there used to be a weekly activity where you pushed a button and got money? 'Cause I ain't seen that button in like a month

It should still be there, on the right side under strength/form. Are you on mobile?

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
Having a free kick specialist is the bee knees. My underperforming forward gets subbed for freekick specialist. The literally the next minute he proceeds to score. Shout out to Theodor Sieber. Also Unicorn Power had a goal disallowed at the death. A good split points.

Also divine Coffee have you tried not being poor. I hear that works really well.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

PTizzle posted:

It should still be there, on the right side under strength/form. Are you on mobile?

....son of a bitch, it was being hidden by my adblocker

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Hey, a finally got an 18/5....too bad he's a Diva.

Definitely have won two games I did not deserve to win, at least based on creating chances. I'm in a good spot and with a win I can take pole position for the crown. Will this be the consumation of what the Geese were meant to be?

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Dragongem posted:

Hey, a finally got an 18/5....too bad he's a Diva.

Definitely have won two games I did not deserve to win, at least based on creating chances. I'm in a good spot and with a win I can take pole position for the crown. Will this be the consumation of what the Geese were meant to be?

Diva is fine honestly.

I'm probably going to do a soft rebuild next season - I win promotion easily but can't seem to score in Serie Goon. Need to go back to the drawing board.

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
So when was the last time the developers updated this game it seems like they abandoned the game? Do they just collect that pro upgrade money?

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Tiger Crazy posted:

So when was the last time the developers updated this game it seems like they abandoned the game? Do they just collect that pro upgrade money?

I think it was literally like 8 years ago. Playing this is like a time-capsule. They did make a smartphone page in April!

This season in the top flight has basically been the story of my goalkeeper. 2 of my wins I didn't deserve but basically stole because Joost decided to become a brick wall. Spending 3 million on an intelligent/hard trainer goalkeeper like 6 seasons ago was the best purchase I've ever made.

I had a brief chance to take the title but I tried to get really cute vs Nerds and it backfired hard. Might not have been winnable (my team is like... 1-2 skill lower than the best teams, so it would have taken sheer brilliance) but I got spanked. Unfortunately then I fell into mid-table purgatory and took a couple more Ls and my form crashed. At least I stole another win and can safely play my like... two good youth players again.

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
I have the unluckiest player. I have a 19/5 defender who was injured on 5/12 for 12 days. With that injury there was no chance of a double jump. He recovers after that and I was hoping for a positive DV. NOPE, he proceeds to get injured exactly one month later with another severe injury for 8 days with +1 DV. This is odd because I have a forward who is injury prone and hasn't had an injury.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
getting 7 players and the manager into the Xpert Eleven is a pretty nice feeling, I confess

Final game of the season is utterly irrelevant for the League of Lurkers, at least for promotion - Yee Valley wins, Coffee Beans place second, and that's pretty much that

but considering I forgot about like 2 different games while on vacation this season, and was dirt poor because I accidentally adblocked all the money, I'm not gonna complain

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

drat, that was reaaallly close. I knew I should have gone very defensive for that last game. Congrats to Spyde / ABCDE FC for winning the league!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Was it a season to remember? No. But the Coffee Beans at least managed to make sure no one got to be perfect, and I'm okay with that

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply