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tenderjerk
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titty_baby_ posted:

I'm sure these are 100% accurate numbers
Same but unironically

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tenderjerk
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China will board your rear end into your home if you test positive, and they can go full martial law in an area at a moment's notice. I believe their numbers

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Listen to the imperious notes of deez nuts glenn

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Unless posted:

New Mexico is back to indoor mask mandate, August 20th to September 15th

drat that's nice, I wish I lived in a state that doesn't want me dead

tenderjerk
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stop i can only get so hard
https://twitter.com/syedareports/status/1427736490767962119?s=19

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osprey posted:

survey asks for students' last names :(
https://www.thoughtco.com/most-common-us-surnames-1422656

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Stevie Lee posted:

the U.S. won't run out of oxygen like India did, right?

Of course not. Just like the delta variant, that could never happen here

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super sweet best pal posted:

I think this thread and the GBS thread should swap subforums, see if it breaks anyone's brain.

It would be interesting to see how this thread would respond to "just had mimosas with friends and only hacked up part of my lungs on the waiter but its cool, life is to be lived 😎 "

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lol
https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1427981380726702091?s=19

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Zisky posted:

Biden just announced the federal government will pay the salaries of school boards/teachers that have their pay docked for mandating masks.

Gotta means test it first

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Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1428353036754178069Rep. Chris Johansen (R-Monticello) was also present at the rally after losing his wife to COVID on August 10.
:stare:

tenderjerk
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One Weird Trick to get rid of your wife

tenderjerk
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Someone should put a snake in her room and tell her it's venomous

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We already had to train library staff to be de facto social workers so now I guess we have to train them to be RNs as well

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euphronius posted:

I know it’s only been 18 months but maybe we should start some Ovid mitigation efforts ?

He's been dead for 2000 years

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Tzen posted:

here are some instructions via the old thread,

Helpful, thx

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Oh wow, surely the governor is doing something, anything abou-
https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1428469692281368585?s=19

tenderjerk
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this motherfucker, goddamn

read more cute tweets with olivia rodrigo, rear end in a top hat

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durrneez posted:

does anyone else know anyone who still uses cloth masks? I know a couple people who do and it’s just…. motherfuckin WHY?????
I use a cloth mask as mask #2 if I'm wearing an n95 with an exhalation filter, it's the only acceptable answer at this point

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Joementum posted:

just a couple more hours until this super spreader event kicks off

https://twitter.com/RSBNetwork/status/1429152918192730114

lol there are 0 icu beds available in the entire state

tenderjerk
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Good, start mandating this poo poo via gunpoint

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https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1429804220883034114?s=19

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etalian posted:

I pretty much knew they would move goalpost after fda approved Pfizer

The new argument I've seen is "I don't have anything against vaccines, I just don't like the mandate" and still not get it. There will always be an excuse to these people

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Schnorkles posted:

ahhhhhhh

there it is. was a DoD push.

Well, the DoD did purchase 500m pfizer doses like a month ago

Mandatory vaxx is coming :jackbud:

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At this point I won't listen to anyone that argues against anything eric dangol-dang says

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Zurtilik posted:

Schools in my nearest counties can't even get enough bus drivers to take the kids to and fro. America is buckling at the knees, folks!

rocking back and forth in the fetal position, softly repeating "99.87% survival rate" as the entire supply chain erodes around me

tenderjerk
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Want to show this to denialists because I love being told things are fake news

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I thought only smart people could get into UNC

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cr0y posted:

If I had kids Id keep em home for a couple weeks because that's all the longer the schools are going to remain standing. They will collapse pretty drat quick.
Colleges are just sticking it out until the non-refundable tuition date

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Judakel posted:

pretty much every single place that has fallen has themselves to blame. which makes me think china will continue to contain it
I hope xi jinping looks at every "MUH FREEDOM OF CHOICE :bahgawd:" school board thing and laughs

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https://twitter.com/MerylKornfield/status/1429904535187828736?s=19

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Can't wait for China to steamroll over a weak, emaciated west :allears:

欢迎 解放者

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McNugget Buddy posted:

For all the "just use your free Uber credit to go get a vaccine!" libs:

https://twitter.com/Megawatts55/status/1428376413317513218

Society is going to collapse because not enough people filled out the form

lol

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I feel bad for farmers that need their sheep and horses dewormed

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You have some real fuckin morons for friends

having dumb friends is brave and adds to the spice of life

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Maybe don't put every goddamn thing behind a paywall, nyt

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euphronius posted:

please Xi I am begging you

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Got a notice that 3 people in my office are covid positive

Suddenly me making a big stink to HR last month about "my immunocompromised health" and being granted full wfh doesn't sound so dumb

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I just realized that since my anti-vaxxer aunt raises horses that I have to hear an ivermectin horror story at some point

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Quietly disposing of my Cuomosexual shirt

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