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Cup Runneth Over posted:the lion: in another life, i was a wildlife researcher. i went on a lion collaring excursion once and the vet shot the lion in the dick with a tranquilizer dart.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 20:50 |
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Continue... the lions were collared as part of a migration and social behavior study. this lion was one that the PIs had been interested in tracking for a long time. they were able to find him because he was mating with a female lion that had previously been collared. he was lion (lol) in the tall grass when we rolled up so the only clear shot was when they were mating. Zisky posted:Why would you ever choose a different job? I PLAYED MYSELF. it was one of those exploitative gigs that target young, stupid, naive scientists—“we cant pay you but you’ll get publications” i got 0 publications in a journal because the director of the ngo is a piece of poo poo and really abusive and i left early.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 21:00 |
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honestly, at this point, i’ll take all the harry potter poo poo over this stuff
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 21:03 |
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I am glad that my husband can’t go to an in-person and mandatory residency function this week where food will be served because he will instead be working in the hospital. however he has something later in the week that is mandatory that he is attending it’s at a restaurant LOLOL
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 00:32 |
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Grabnar posted:There’s a lot of medical professionals in my family and social circles and they have all crack pinged in 1 of 2 ways, without exception. My husband tried to pull #2 on me when I asked him to stay masked at indoor residency events. he said, “you know I work at a hospital right??” I asked, “oh, they got that same hospital HVAC system at [program director]’s house???? ”
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 00:43 |
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i have to go to urgent care today. im gonna see if they can take my temperature in my butthole. i dont want to take off my respirator.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 15:22 |
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 19:31 |
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urgent care update: they took a forehead reading for my temperature. this nurse has some big ole phlegmy coughs! front desk staff only put on a mask when i walked in. lol!!!!
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 19:54 |
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Ornery and Hornery posted:KIRKLAND SIGNATURE did you at least get a $1.50 hot dog (with refill) on your way out?
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:45 |
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Bouillon Rube posted:my prayers for gov abbot. this isn’t a disease that you can just walk away from
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 22:36 |
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FINALLY got my husband to agree to wear a KN95 at indoor residency events. I asked if I should buy, like, 100 and he said, “I don’t want boxes and boxes of masks lying around the house. If I like them, we can always buy more!!!” lol this düdühead
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 02:36 |
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Google Butt posted:Spreadsheet entry changed from yellow to red. Do you not have a drawer, pantry, closet, cardboard box? Your husband is a dumbass. He’s not the brightest in some ways but at least is content with eating rice and beans/soylent, cuts his own hair, and is an introvert.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 02:45 |
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Forseti posted:what? It's like the size of a box of tissues and doesn't go rancid or anything. Is he familiar with cabinets? actual footage of my husband: https://youtu.be/RlF79D0iHaI?t=9
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 02:52 |
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osprey posted:children are not part of the labor pool. nor are they consumers. we cannot extract wealth from them, therefore they are expendable America.txt
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 04:31 |
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mod sassinator posted:got a good seal on that respirator
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 17:37 |
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euphronius posted:I know it’s only been 18 months but maybe we should start some Ovid mitigation efforts ? i agree. Metamorphosis is boring. waste of 10 weeks of my life.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 18:05 |
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moist turtleneck posted:antivaxx husband of antivaxx mo state rep dies of covid but made sure to retweet babylon bee poo poo for funsies https://twitter.com/marisolarteaga/status/1428389744094834692?s=20 whomst among us??
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 18:07 |
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Google Butt posted:anyone stopped doing certain activities in order to reduce the chance of injury that may land you in the hallway of your local er again? yes. about a year ago, i stopped being careless about eating food that may have already spoiled. ive never had this little diarrhea in a looooooooong time. lol!! this year, i only bike on my bike trainer and i drive a lot more defensively now.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 19:14 |
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Lol same. yes, but the likelihood that you’ll win is slim this is the case that i think Epic High Five is referencing: https://www.natlawreview.com/article/maryland-federal-court-limits-employer-liability-to-third-parties-face-covid-19 judge said ya, southwest really hosed up but if i rule in the plaintiff’s favor, it’ll be bad for the ultimate protected class: corporations
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 19:20 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm fairly amused that Biden is so much worse than I had expected ME TOO
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 04:21 |
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Der Meister posted:my aunt and uncle are turbo chuds I never speak to LOL did she also say that she has a spider bite?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 14:23 |
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does anyone else know anyone who still uses cloth masks? I know a couple people who do and it’s just…. motherfuckin WHY?????
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 15:04 |
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I found a Honeywell North half-face respirator size chart if anyone needs one. I couldn't find one for 3M from a reputable source so it may be similar?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 16:39 |
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empty whippet box posted:My wife is currently on a phone interview with the job business gorilla has been spamming about in thread. If this actually comes through then it will be the millionth example of cspam making a huge positive difference in our lives. I seriously don't know where we would be without this dumb dying pansexual comedy forum. YEAHHhhhh! thank you for posting this. been feelin’ kinda dumpy today so it’s nice to read some good news! hope it works out!!
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 19:38 |
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Zisky posted:Is there anyone here that doesn't know someone with a breakthrough case at this point? not yet!
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 20:50 |
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Nodelphi posted:ER goon update: It finally happened, woke up feeling fine but as the day progressed I started feeling bad so I got tested and I’m positive. oh no. hope your symptoms are minor. my husband is an EM resident right now and i worry that your story will become his. he and i were vaxxed around the same time so if he brings it home, im most likely gonna get it, too. i like when he bring me home stuff from work, but not like this!!!!! yesterday, he told me that they ran out of negative pressure rooms and had a covid+ patient on a bed, in the hallway. patient refused to wear a mask so patient was reverse-kirbying coronavirus everywhere and on everyone. aaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh Steve Yun posted:can’t be counted as a hospitalization if you’re collapsing at the library instead durrneez fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Aug 21, 2021 |
# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 01:43 |
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Lovelyn posted:Got report from night shift about this lovely convo that happened overnight:
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 00:37 |
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my powecom kn95s are here and i can’t wait to wear them on my daily roni walks now eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 04:46 |
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Spoondick posted:a chud walks in to tractor supply and grabs a tube of ivermectin, the cashier says "why the long face?"
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 16:55 |
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WampaLord posted:my mom got her 3rd shot the other day and her only side effect was arm soreness
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 04:04 |
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ram dass in hell posted:therapist: great work no longer responding to objectively terrible things with "lol. lmao."
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 05:41 |
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Chamale posted:An 88-year-old professor resigned on the spot after a student he asked to wear a mask refused to wear it properly. The state won't let him enforce a mask rule, so after he explained his age and health conditions and she still refused, he said "I'm retired" and walked out the door. drat. good for that dude. quote:“At that point I said that whereas I had risked my life to defend my country while in the Air Force, I was not willing to risk my life to teach a class with an unmasked student during this Pandemic,” Bernstein said in an email to The Red & Black. “I then resigned my retiree-rehire position.”
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 06:00 |
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Thesaurus posted:i hope the other students have the rouge mask less student poo poo, but they probably just shrugged and wandered off did u read the article
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 06:07 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:dan connor dying of covid, turning out to be a fever dream of roseanne as she is actually dying of covid and hallucinating on the vent fade in of ceo of sanofi, the manufacturer of ambien, cackling in the background
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 06:14 |
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friend revealed that, because her kid is 2, he usually doesn’t wear a mask when they go out having a real hard time not saying RIP LMAO
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 05:01 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1431739898873139210 open biden
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 07:03 |
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oppen biden style heyyyy, ven-ti-la-tor raw dogging reality isnt going so well right now LOL
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 07:14 |
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Baddog posted:Remember that dude hauling covid corpses in a pickup truck in philly? He had at least 12 in the back of that thing. holy poo poo, what. i found this article on it: https://www.inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/bodies-pick-up-truck-medical-examiner-ford-overflow-storage-20200420.html this part made me chuckle: quote:He declined to identify the hospital. But scrawled in black marker on two of the white body bags were the words “Albert Einstein Medical” and “Einstein Med Center.”
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 07:24 |
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Tzen posted:as i read "remember that dude hauling covid corpses" i pictured that video from india where the corpse flew out of the vehicle during a turn holy poo poo what!!!
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 07:24 |
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Baddog posted:Haha ok I misremembered, it was only five or six. But the memory of dude standing on them, and pushing them out like loving logs definitely stuck with me though. still, 5 or 6 is a lot!! thats like two layers deep? it’s philly, so maybe 2.5 layers?
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