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meet girls at the store posted:My office Open Bidened at 8:00 this morning with a celebratory staff breakfast. It’s now 11:39, somebody has tested positive, and they’re scrambling to do contact tracing for the breakfast party. Life comes at you fast. hahahahahahahha
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 21:31 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:58 |
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Topo Chico Debarge posted:My first post in the new thread to begin my journey to top 30 posters in this thread. you will not defeat me. I am the king of white noise
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 21:43 |
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Topo Chico Debarge posted:I dunno. You're what, 26th, 27th? Looks like you barely kept pace last time. I'm thinking I crack top 20 this go around. i hit a posting slump due to being even more broke brained and depressed than usual for a few months. now I'm just as broke brained and depressed but i am posting a lot again
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 23:11 |
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my claim to fame on the something awful forums will be 'guy who posted 'lmao' a lot in the covid threads from 2020-2058'
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 23:14 |
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Tzen posted:lol by friday we'll have full on op-eds from previous cheerleaders that will be tossing biden/wh/cdc under the bus there is simply no way we could have known. furthermore there is no possibility anything could ever go wrong in the future, and no reason for us to think anything bad is happening now. we should open biden
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 23:34 |
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Business Gorillas posted:me, pushing WFH $16/hr lovely boring call center/data input jobs with full benefits in the covid thread: are any of those jobs data input jobs? cause that's what my wife's lookin' for, fuckin interacting with customers, she just wants to put stuff into spreadsheets all day
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 00:19 |
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Business Gorillas posted:unfortunately it's all customer-facing. if she's got some CS credentials, lmk because we're hiring for stuff like that too she was manager of a retail store for several years before covid and currently is a CSR for blue cross blue shield working from home taking calls but the job pays nowhere near what you're talkin bout and she hates it so much it's ruining our lives lol so yea probably a good fit
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 01:05 |
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mod sassinator posted:https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1427416059536150532 i am not good with numbers and statistics, can somebody tell me if this is good or bad??
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 01:08 |
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I want to make a button of this but the workers at fedex office where i get my designs printed may finally snap if I send this one through
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 01:09 |
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Biowarfare posted:wait, fedex does buttons? the one here just sells $20 posterboard and has a copy machine they do printing, i have my designs printed there because they have super nice printers with good paper and it makes the colors pop better on my buttons than printing them on a lovely at home printer.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 01:17 |
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i guess selling one of your many many many many many many houses simply is not an option, gotta get handouts from the government unlike those lazy poors who just want handouts from the government and aren't even willing to work for 7.25 an hour 100 hours a week.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:11 |
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brugroffil posted:odds of this fundamentally breaking the forums or possibly auto-deleting the entire database are pretty high I'd imagine good
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:26 |
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I have a friend who lives in new zealand and from his accounts, they are loving life and basically boggling at the rest of the world for how loving stupid we are and nobody wears masks or anything there because why would they really? the idea that new zealanders are suffering from some great mental distress over the covid lockdowns is utter lunacy. they are laughing at us raucously amongst themselves, when they aren't watching with horror and tightening the locks just a little bit more every time we do something stupid
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:41 |
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god, im glad i live in the US, where I'm free from the horrific effects of sustained social isolation. here I only have to deal with the constant threat of gun violence, 650,000 people dying of a preventable disease, extremely low wages, homeless people on literally every single street I walk down, and the ever-present threat of still getting covid even though i'm vaccinated, and god, compared to the horror of sustained social isolation I am just so so so happy I live in a FREE and CIVILIZED country otherwise my mind would be COMPLETELY hosed and I would be laughing like the joker pretty much constantly. Haha!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! ehehehe ahahhahEeuheauhaha
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:45 |
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Der Meister posted:sounds like u need some cash yes
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:19 |
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Crazypoops posted:I'm not unconvinced this isn't Bezo paying people to be meat shields why would he have to pay people to be meat shields when he can somehow profit off of them being meat shields?
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 21:14 |
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looks expensive
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 21:41 |
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PostNouveau posted:Don't worry guys it's all ok now "case growth has slowed" is a hilarious way to frame 'cases are still growin'
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 23:35 |
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holy poo poo lol
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 23:45 |
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Stereotype posted:
one less person admitted to the hospital. the vaccine is working for this person
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 00:17 |
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pm me the link and I'll do it e: I'm actually a parent of uh...students at...the school you're talking about. they have sciences, and english classes. and they do..music. give me the link i need it
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 00:22 |
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Lovelyn posted:Horrifying work story about proning: having your dick and balls cut off is a small price to pay for having freedom and not taking the vaccine because the liberals want you to
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 07:10 |
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U-DO Burger posted:maybe someone should do something hmmm how about sending kids back to school without vaccines or masks? would that help, do you think?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 07:11 |
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Nocturtle posted:Fun to look back a year, NYC COVID case counts are about eight times as high compared to a year ago, hospitalizations three times as high, deaths about twice as high (low statistics though). Great things lie ahead. it will disappear, like a dream
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 20:50 |
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Casey Finnigan posted:what is the american endgame here? just keep things open until every single hospital in the nation is overwhelmed? and then what? What the gently caress are we doing and then it will just go away like a dream because everyone is vaccinated and it's all fine and biden did so great and don't you want to re-elect him??? he beat the virus AND kept the economy open!!! and it only took 800,000 deaths to do it! all those deaths are trump's fault though
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 02:56 |
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a 9/11 every 3 days is fine because a democrat is president, actually
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 03:36 |
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SpaceDrake posted:alright, but. im sorry cspam, i have to realpost for a minute here everyone will shrug and move on again op
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 06:48 |
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Penisaurus Sex posted:Yeah that’s the plan, as far as there is one. man maybe we should have a position in the government where one guy has like a lot of power...we can call it the presiding person, or perhaps "The Big Guy". too bad the office of the presidency is only powerful when republicans have it poor joe, he wants to help, but what can he do? he's only a man!
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 08:17 |
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Ice Phisherman posted:I expect empty platitudes from politicians and eventually some politician is going to get attacked by an angry parent. Perhaps shot or at least shot at. But I don't expect thousands of children to just get shuffled underneath the rug. As a mass we're pretty jaded but the personal tragedies are going to radicalize at least a few people towards violence. oh you sweet summer child, thousands of toddlers are going to die and not a single thing will be done, nobody will be punished. nobody will be brought to justice. there will be no singularity, no straw that breaks any proverbial camel's back. things will just get worse, as they always do, and we will keep taking our punishment like the pathetic, subjugated underclass we are. wages will not rise. there will be no more stimulus. there will be no justice. yes, thousands of children will be shuffled underneath the rug and if there is any violence it will be against the innocent, like usual.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 08:28 |
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someone i used to work with in mississippi has covid and can't taste or smell and has severe headaches and body aches and low oxygen. another person we used to work with is on his post about it offering him ivermectin, which he is happily agreeing to take. he is not vaccinated. I liked working with him and on the one hand, I don't want him to die. on the other hand, now i want him to die.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 15:15 |
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why the gently caress would an actual doctor take ivermectin. how the gently caress could anyone be so loving stupid.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 15:22 |
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christ that is disgusting. what a piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 15:40 |
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fosborb posted:https://twitter.com/RandyOnEd/status/1428100056029224963?s=19 beyond parody
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 16:51 |
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Koirhor posted:ok from the first link looks like ICU is 85% occupied….surely the schools will go virtual if there are no beds for kids right?! RIGHT?! it's actually fine as long as icu is not 100% and even if it is it's still fine. open biden
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 18:29 |
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McCracAttack posted:https://twitter.com/stephaniemirah/status/1428428782717833229?s=20 going back and forth from in person to remote learning over and over again is probably really super convenient for everyone involved
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 20:46 |
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mdemone posted:hahaha rip Wicker, you know he ain't dosed he is an evil man and he is guaranteed to suffer no serious effects of any kind as a result.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 20:49 |
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mdemone posted:I think Delta is stronger than Karma rich people never suffer consequences. not really.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 20:59 |
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a quick, painless death, the best anyone could hope for.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:24 |
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Stairmaster posted:hmm we should do a lockdown wow i guess you wish trump was still president
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 22:36 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:58 |
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Good soup! posted:It's like they forgot that part of the appeal of the series is that you're still watching a movie, not just layering 18 different riffs over 5 or 6 seconds of silence with no room to breathe tbh mst3k ruined most of a generation of movie-watchers because after watching it they think they are comedic geniuses who need to make comments throughout every loving thing they watch.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 02:13 |