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That Purpose Is: I realized this tiny mystery scab isn't healing because it's probably not a scab -- it's probably a tick -- and I am not tweezing a tick out of my thigh while sober
::anime mushroom sigh::
fml i cant believe i have to do this im such a PUSSY
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i believe in u, tweeze hard with conviction imagine all of byob is holding ur hand while u do it
can you do the thing where you squeeze around it and it swells up and falls off
give the tick psilocybin causing it to reconsider its entire world view
and half wanting to hallucinate cool dragons on shrooms again
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while i slowly drink claw #2, i'd like to say I am NEVER chilling on my balcony and reading again*
this tick surely came from the Big Cool Tree right next to my balcony idk
*i will definitely do this again because it's chill
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Aug 18, 2021 01:45
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presumably you are also getting the tick a little drunk as well, it's really the compassionate thing to do
like who is better evolved to tolerate alcohol, ME, A COOL SPACE MONKEY, or some stupid rear end bug
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Aug 18, 2021 01:50
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I just pulled it, and boy this is a 20 milligram weight off my thigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like a new man!
it was a scab which is concerning since it didn't like fall off/heal in a timely manner, but whatever melanoma is probably better than a tick bite right..? let me just quickly confirm this good news on WebMD........ . ..
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glory be to summer
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