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SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

how is this glory still only on page 1

# ? Aug 19, 2021 00:51

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# ? May 4, 2024 16:34

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

jesus christ how did i manage that

# ? Aug 19, 2021 00:51

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

pure skill.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 00:52

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

I'm pretty sure we're going to need detailed pictures of the shift levers in the cab, engine, tires, suspension, entire car in front of one of those lion king trees, crater, Serengeti Park, and then we can help you.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:15

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Posting in a thread!

:peanut:

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:16

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Thread Rating: 100 votes, 4.97 average

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:23

Salami Surgeon: Jan 21, 2001; Don't close. Don't close.; Nap Ghost

This is beautiful

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:25

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Is this the first AI thread that will actually get goldmined?

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:31

Final Blog Entry: Jun 23, 2006; "Love us with money or we'll hate you with hammers!"

Poor old Toyota, thought of 2wd and died

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:33

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Is this the first AI thread that will actually get goldmined?

No, because this would not be the first.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:49

Ironhead: Jan 19, 2005; Ironhead. Mmm.

Are you Rusty Venture?

# ? Aug 19, 2021 01:49

funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

This thread is half more, voted 1

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 19, 2021 02:16

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Goon in a crater!

# ? Aug 19, 2021 02:50

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

lol

# ? Aug 19, 2021 02:54

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Ironhead posted:

Are you Rusty Venture?

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:00

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

A truly historical moment in goon posting!

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:00

infrared35: Jan 13, 2005; Plaster Town Cop

Final Blog Entry posted:

Poor old Toyota, thought of 2wd and died

Perfect in every way.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:15

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

voted 5

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:16

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that

Jackson Publick was a goon all along.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:40

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Its Rinaldo posted:

Jackson Publick was a goon all along.

Extremely lame it's not Doc Hammer.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:42

StormDrain: May 22, 2003; Thirteen Letter

spanakopita posted:

That is exactly what happened. Hell, I was lurking for years before I bought an account. I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

Still in 4H. In Serengeti now. Supposedly there's a mechanic at the gas station. That's tomorrow's problem.

Thanks!

Our rep has really recovered from the olde days.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:45

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Literally A Person posted:

Extremely lame it's not Doc Hammer.

Doc Hammer seems like he'd be carried off into the night by a leopard the first night

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:52

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that

I thought of the delicious spinach filo pastry dish first. Venture Bros. was a very close second, however.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 03:56

Dip Viscous: Sep 17, 2019

Real or not, I agree with this sentiment:

Smithwick posted:

This is possibly the greatest post on these fine forums this year, maybe even the past 5 years.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 04:11

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

if there were boars or warthogs in your safari pls ensure you post their balls here

# ? Aug 19, 2021 04:17

Patware: Jan 3, 2005

is it better if he becomes a regular poster off the energy of this fame or if he returns to never, ever posting

i'm not sure

The Saddest Rhino posted:

if there were boars or warthogs in your safari pls ensure you post their balls here

no this is the best outcome actually

# ? Aug 19, 2021 04:21

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

12 Years a Goon

# ? Aug 19, 2021 04:57

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 05:49

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

What did you learn from Ngororgoro gas station mechanic about the Land Cruiser?

# ? Aug 19, 2021 06:27

kastein: Aug 31, 2011; Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

I don't even know what to think of this thread but I'm glad you didn't get eaten by a lion or anything

# ? Aug 19, 2021 07:26

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I saw the thread before he made the land cruiser clarification but didn't post anything because I don't know 4wd stuff. Now I'm deeply ashamed

crepeface posted:

12 Years a Goon

Like boyhood, the post took 12 years to make

# ? Aug 19, 2021 08:40

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

# ? Aug 19, 2021 10:52

Mambo No. 5: Feb 25, 2009; Admiral Parry "Terror" Sornis,
Dead Birds Society

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

How about some truck nutzzzz on the back of one?

Who needs truck nuts when you have pig balls?

# ? Aug 19, 2021 11:48

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

It's not real pig balls unless there's a turd on them

# ? Aug 19, 2021 13:40

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

kastein posted:

I don't even know what to think of this thread but I'm glad you didn't get eaten by a lion or anything

He hasn't posted since, who knows what happened?

# ? Aug 19, 2021 15:34

nadmonk: Nov 26, 2017; The spice must flow in and through me.
The fire will cleanse me body and soul.

sharkytm posted:

He hasn't posted since, who knows what happened?

I've got my money on the lions.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 15:46

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

nadmonk posted:

I've got my money on the lions.

I've got my money on Anton Yelchin'ing himself

# ? Aug 19, 2021 15:48

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Maybe the lions got him, found his phone logged into SA, saw those big tasty pig balls and decided they wanted some of that, but couldn't figure out how to operate the car?

# ? Aug 19, 2021 16:41

Somewhat Heroic: Oct 11, 2007; (Insert Mad Max related text)

This is an incredible thread. Voted 5 and move to goldmine plz

OP - if you return in a half eaten state to post on these dead (ambiguous) comedy forums as previously noted the Land Cruiser of 1998 is a "full time 4WD" meaning it will always be in 4WD, either HIGH or LOW. Low is for slow crawling type stuff, high is for literally everything else. This would be true of UZJ100 or HDJ105 models of Land Cruiser. It is possible you have a 70 series being in another part of the world I think those can be in 2WD and then put to 4WD with manual locking hubs.

# ? Aug 19, 2021 17:04

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DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
Copacetic
Ascetic

As a follower of Pigshugeballs and Phuc Yu since day 1, I add my posting prestige (lol) to this thread.

Imagine 20+ years of shitposts being overtaken by a single lurker�s first one.

I may have to rethink my life plan for a while�

# ? Aug 19, 2021 18:00

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