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Please pick a winner for Pats/Eagles
This poll is closed.
Okay 7 29.17%
No 10 41.67%
Pats 5 20.83%
Eagles 2 8.33%
Total: 24 votes
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Will Cam Newton's arm stay attached to his body? Has its soul already departed? Why does Devonta Smith look like somebody ripped out the skeleton of a larger WR?

I am having a simple time tonight, snacking on some really good pretzels and sampling scotches. It's all just Dewar's because I am not a fancy man.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I want Mac Jones to be just kinds good enough for three years then fuxking amazing year 4 so the Pats give him a huge contract and then suck rear end year 5 and get injured and cut or traded for peanuts and then the Dolphins pick him up and he's a top-10 QB for the next 6 years.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

gently caress the Patriots

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fsif posted:

gently caress the Patriots

:yeah:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Love those Pats special teams

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

fsif posted:

gently caress the Patriots

:hmmyes:

Also lol Flacco starting

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1428501505481580545?s=19

oh no

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fartknocker posted:

:hmmyes:

Also lol Flacco starting

Was gonna say makes sense to make the rookie earn it, but uh, lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



also: Lmao

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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:laffo:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Why do people hate NFC East games again?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Like, gently caress my stupid team and all but you cannot tell me they aren't entertaining

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

FLOLacco

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Look at Cam lead the team into the endzone.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


man whatever lmao

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Why do people hate NFC East games again?

Quiet Feet posted:

Like, gently caress my stupid team and all but you cannot tell me they aren't entertaining

:hmmyes: those people are dumb and their opinions should be roundly mocked. All glory to NFC East Clownball!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Jalen Mills bitchhh

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ah, I forgot this was the Nelson Agholor revenge game.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

What’s wrong with Hurts

Does he have diarrhea

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Ehud posted:

What’s wrong with Hurts

Does he have diarrhea
Nobody knows but probably

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hurts was ready to go, this was literally last minute

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Nick Sirianni is a coward! 4th down is time to GO 4 IT!

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
belichick in the locker room with the poison

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

What’s wrong with Hurts

Does he have diarrhea

Sure, why not. Here’s exclusive footage of him pregame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/jonjohnsonwip/status/1428504119606657031?s=19

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man, Cam just looks so wrong when he tries to throw.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Cam trying to get his receiver murdered

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Yep, he pooped his pants.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh uh, Eagles fans / anyone else, what announcers are you getting?

Also 3 accurate passes for Cam, I'll take it

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

Man, Cam just looks so wrong when he tries to throw.

He has to put everything and then some into even those short throws.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Cam just has a problem stringing good plays together

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

Oh uh, Eagles fans / anyone else, what announcers are you getting?

Also 3 accurate passes for Cam, I'll take it

Watching on broadcast so getting Zolak/other Pats preseason guy

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Oh uh, Eagles fans / anyone else, what announcers are you getting?

Also 3 accurate passes for Cam, I'll take it

NFL Network has the Eagles crew, which is Scott Graham and Ross Tucker.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Trent Brown looks like a kid who had a growth spurt and outgrew his uniform.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Juuuust a bit outside

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lol nice fg...





....for idiots

midwat
May 6, 2007

I like Judon

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Jordan Howard is only 26?

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Eagles might be pretty bad

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