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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
going to watch some anti-vaxxers get concussed yes OP

:69snypa:

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's not a very good sport, OP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who What Now posted:

It's not a very good sport, OP

Correct.


It's a great one.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

rain dogs posted:

The Ravens are all injured, and Lamar's lungs are probably swiss cheese from the double covid.

I will watch it but I will regret it

Ravens baby!!! Second hardest schedule behind the Steelers and our qb won’t get vaccinated

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
go browns

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
Lamar had to do that mid game poop and then came back and won and I'll forever admire him for it

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
As a Lions fan I sympathize and gave up 20 years ago

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

Stalizard posted:

Lamar had to do that mid game poop and then came back and won and I'll forever admire him for it

He denies pooping but we all know

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Is that poop??

rap music
Mar 11, 2006


Yes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

https://www.instagram.com/p/-vKtGko82v/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=ccd8de30-293e-4613-95b9-6f1bc35d54c6

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

Correct.


It's a great one.

For me to poop on!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
lmao @ non-Browns fans coping/seriously debating if its worth tuning in to the NFL

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Modern american sports are less about who's the best of the best, and more about winning by default because you sucked less than the other teams. This is due to american sports focusing more on being a vessel for advertisers and gambling, which is where the real money is.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Yaldabaoth posted:

Modern american sports are less about who's the best of the best, and more about winning by default because you sucked less than the other teams. This is due to american sports focusing more on being a vessel for advertisers and gambling, which is where the real money is.

Yes...but...SOCCER IS BORING AS gently caress

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Waltzing Along posted:

Yes...but...SOCCER IS BORING AS gently caress

Love to watch a sport where you don't even know how much time is left at the end of the game.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
I think it's funny that we can say things like how Lamar Jackson had to leave the game to take the browns to the super bowl when in reality nobody has ever actually taken the browns to the super bowl

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

Modern american sports are less about who's the best of the best, and more about winning by default because you sucked less than the other teams. This is due to american sports focusing more on being a vessel for advertisers and gambling, which is where the real money is.



lol ah yes international soccer, or proper 'football' extremely well known for NOT being subject to advertisements, corruption, and gambling except on a literally global scale amongst billionaires and even foreign governments that would put the NFL to loving shame. I am a smart Sports Person who thinks these things while looking at the salaries of the top global athletes and the formation of entire leagues of sports clubs at the behest of governments, which would be worth more than the entire NFL, one of which recently had to be shut down by international courts. I am smart and know about sports and the things I say about them.

Hold up, I'm Yaldabaoth I have some more great opinions coming up about onion soup or some other random poo poo you can't possibly think I could be more wrong about but here we loving are YET AGAIN READING MY loving POSTS

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Aug 22, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who is Man U? (I take that back Barcelona and Real Madrid take that crown in terms of net worth)
Who is Messi?
Why is the UAE so heavily vested in the Premier League and other international leagues while they are a hub of sports gambling I say, stumbling blindly around while stating that 'American Sports' are 'a vessel for gambling and advertising'

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Aug 22, 2021

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i mean american sports are weird and quirky but lets be honest with ourselves: soccer is rear end

and i played it alot growing up!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Has anybody said futbol yet

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
We can't deny the corruption present in Major League Eating (MLE)

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Soccer is good actually. not currently, because my team is rear end, but its just preparing me for my NFL team also being rear end.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

Compare soccer flops to an nfl big hits compilation and revel in your pathetic nature

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I have some balls you can foot. Job. Footjob balls.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

rain dogs posted:

Soccer is good actually. not currently, because my team is rear end, but its just preparing me for my NFL team also being rear end.

relegate your posting to something competitive

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Most soccer goals >>> most touchdowns.

It's a curler into the far corner from the top of the 18 vs let's get 3000 lbs of dudes who's only skill is pushing good, push each other while a smaller guy tries to get around or between the pushing.

It's no contest really


inb4 soccer has no goals lmao

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's not worth watching concussion handegg any year op

I always wondered why people called it "handegg". The ball isn't shaped like any egg I've ever seen.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

John Madden invented football and the NFL to create an entire industry that would forment athlete's foot so that he could sell tough actin Tinactin it's an ingenious ploy and he is one of the greatest Capitalists of the 20th century God bless John Madden

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
soccer is super fun to go to, here they brew a beer specifically for one of the supporters groups. it's called 'rowdy and proud' and you can have a bunch of em for free at the tailgate

then you follow a bunch of war drums into the stadium and stomp and scream in unison for 90 minutes and you don't remember any of it because the whole crowd is drunker than the student section at a sec football game. all the chants are in spanish because we have no english language soccer traditions here

I don't have any idea about strategy or the rules or how the game is played by that doesn't really matter, you can't even really see the field from the supporters section because of all the flags and stuff. who cares though, we're going again next week and I can't wait

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

I always wondered why people called it "handegg". The ball isn't shaped like any egg I've ever seen.

Hand-prolate-spheroid doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
The Chiefs will be playing, so obviously yes

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Stalizard posted:

soccer is super fun to go to, here they brew a beer specifically for one of the supporters groups. it's called 'rowdy and proud' and you can have a bunch of em for free at the tailgate

then you follow a bunch of war drums into the stadium and stomp and scream in unison for 90 minutes and you don't remember any of it because the whole crowd is drunker than the student section at a sec football game. all the chants are in spanish because we have no english language soccer traditions here

I don't have any idea about strategy or the rules or how the game is played by that doesn't really matter, you can't even really see the field from the supporters section because of all the flags and stuff. who cares though, we're going again next week and I can't wait

What SG is this?

I stand with the 3252 every time I get to an LAFC game, and, yeah it's always a blast.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

i bet nobody's ever even been paralyzed playing soccer ahahahahahah

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
never seen a soccer goal where the dude who scores jumps and grabs his balls in great disrespect of the defense, a-la Marshawn Lynch

therefore its impossible to say that soccer goals are superior

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Yo, I got a real question. Does the season start the same time this year or a week earlier?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

never seen a soccer goal where the dude who scores jumps and grabs his balls in great disrespect of the defense, a-la Marshawn Lynch

therefore its impossible to say that soccer goals are superior

:hmmyes:

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Yes, OP, it is. The only reason it's worth it is to watch our lord and savior Justin Herbert put the Chargers organization on his back and attempt to drag its dead weight to glory, despite it's every surging, pulsating, slug-like desire to escape the potential shine of victory.

gently caress you Dean Spanos.

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