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WASH ING TON WASH ING TON WASH ING TON ...is probably going to have to forfeit a couple times since we have the lowest vax rates 
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During the George Floyd protests, Dak donated money to the police. lmao
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A Festivus Miracle posted:Yes, OP, it is. The only reason it's worth it is to watch our lord and savior Justin Herbert put the Chargers organization on his back and attempt to drag its dead weight to glory, despite it's every surging, pulsating, slug-like desire to escape the potential shine of victory. lmao the Chargers are absolute garbage and play in the same division as the Chiefs so lol no that’s not happening
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Aug 22, 2021 21:30
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pro starcraft loser posted:WASH ING TON eventually it's just going to be you
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The best part of watching the NFL is knowing the majority of the players will be dead of either severe brain injury or suicide due to chronic pain before they hit 60
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Who What Now posted:The best part of watching the NFL is knowing the majority of the players will be dead of either severe brain injury or suicide due to chronic pain before they hit 60 that is also the worst part of watching the NFL
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Aug 22, 2021 21:40
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Chinatown posted:never seen a soccer goal where the dude who scores jumps and grabs his balls in great disrespect of the defense, a-la Marshawn Lynch Meh let me know when a coach in the No Fun League does it to the opposing fans like this https://twitter.com/footmansam_/status/1098337119066619907
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Marshawn Lynch is everything that's great about football, remember when he lit a blunt off the Al Davis eternal flame thingrain dogs posted:What SG is this? Atlanta United, kings of the retirement league
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that is also the worst part of watching the NFL Aw poo poo, that's what I meant!
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Who What Now posted:Aw poo poo, that's what I meant! man I know. Sometimes its hard being a fan. But, Opening week is coming soon.
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Hey so when are we going to deepfakes football games if spectators aren't allowed in the stadiums? That or maybe hire some pro gamer kids to play virtual football. It'd mean less concussions, the athletes could be celebs in predetermined matches like pro wrestling, and gambling would be more easily facilitated like it was video poker! Maybe some good in there for the dungeons and footballs nerds, too!
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knuthgrush posted:Hey so when are we going to deepfakes football games if spectators aren't allowed in the stadiums? That or maybe hire some pro gamer kids to play virtual football. It'd mean less concussions, the athletes could be celebs in predetermined matches like pro wrestling, and gambling would be more easily facilitated like it was video poker! Maybe some good in there for the dungeons and footballs nerds, too! Thats what we call fantasy you idiot
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Aug 22, 2021 21:59
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Why doesnt the NFL just cancel the live games and just show AI vs AI matches from Madden '22?
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Who What Now posted:Why doesnt the NFL just cancel the live games and just show AI vs AI matches from Madden '22? I have no answer for that
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that's how they decide who's gonna win the super bowl right
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Stalizard posted:that's how they decide who's gonna win the super bowl right long as Tom Brady is involved
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I hate the recent rule changes. No large spoilers and the tyres have to be a specific width? Such bullshit, ruins the spirit of the game. The spirit is money wins.
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syntaxfunction posted:I hate the recent rule changes. No large spoilers and the tyres have to be a specific width? Such bullshit, ruins the spirit of the game. The spirit is money wins. what one? I Honestly don't know?
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Does anybody remember the one superbowl and/or the one superbowl thread on this site that prominently featured anti constipation medicine marketed to opiate addicts who can't poo poo due to their addiction and/or also advertised the exact same bank/mortgage deals that directly caused the 2007 housing collapse/great recession. It may also be the one that featured puppy baby monkey
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I know this is a couple pages old, but drat Matt Ryan looks like a pretty successful businessman who is rapidly closing in on 40. He competes in triathlons in his spare time and he has come to the realization that he never really loved his wife. He goes on long runs early on Saturday mornings, and the last several weeks he's been arriving at the river trail a few minutes later than normal so that he spends part of his run staring at the rear end of the 20-something grad-student who he has started to chat up. Maybe this weekend he'll invite her to get some coffee after their run. He's fantasizes about the impending divorce. He doesn't hate his wife; he plans on making sure that she is comfortable and well taken care of, and he'd prefer to not have a contentious split since he knows that would be harder on his daughter. He tells himself that he wants to make sure he is still a part of his daughter's life, but he hasn't really ever been that involved with her and deep down he knows their relationship will devolve into the odd phone call and birthday card. If he could pinpoint where it all started to go wrong it would probably be after his wife had her third miscarriage. He had always wanted a big family, but at that point it was just too much for her and they stopped trying. He thinks that if they had more kids they could have made it work, but he's still not quite 40 and it isn't too late to start over. He wonders if the grad-student wants a big family...
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Chinatown posted:never seen a soccer goal where the dude who scores jumps and grabs his balls in great disrespect of the defense, a-la Marshawn Lynch Speaking of Marshawn, has any soccer player ever stopped coming to practice and been found on a couch in Oakland getting high and playing xbox?
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I once witnessed this exchange between my dad and another dad. The other dad asked my dad if he liked football and he answered “depends on how you cook it” leaving the other dad standing there stunned like “ok that’s a good one but what the hell else are we supposed to talk about, smart rear end?”
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I'm a Packers fan, by birth not choice, so I look forward to endless stories of "Is Aaron Rodgers retiring?" and making it to the playoffs but not the Super Bowl. Also the wide recievers being completely changed every year because contract disputes. The colors are also garbage but I guess that's what happens when you are a legacy team. At least you can buy stock in the Packers and claim you're an owner! Of course its a worthless piece of paper that's doesn't appreciate in value and cannot be traded, nor do you have any real power. But hey, its cool looking! Rral talk its depressing to know there will be at least 3 injuries every game and the 4 hour runtime is 2 1/2 hours of commercials. I'm hoping Nickelodeon gets to air more games because that was awesome. I would rather listen to a 16 year old girl who has never watched a football game commentate than the dry old men that talk endlessly about some stupid statistic like "This is the longest yardage anyone has gotten in the first 5 minutes of the 3rd quarter when it was raining during the Bears Packers games that were played on a Monday night on even number years." At least the Nickelodeon casters explained what was going on and what things meant in between talking about player's favorite ice cream and using the most insane graphical overlay. Yes I want to see a player go Super Saiyan after scoring a touchdown how is that not already a thing?
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It's worthwhile watching football because Tom Brady finally choked it
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im excited for USFL cant wait to watch some east coast sissies prancing around the field giving eachother handbeezys
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football loving sucks, especially if you are a raiders fan the only good part of football is being an excuse to daydrink your loving brains out tom braady kisses his children on the mouth
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Slip posted:football loving sucks, especially if you are a raiders fan lol they fired Derek Carr and not that loving shithead Belichick system tanking machine Josh McDaniels and then let Bisaccia go to the Packers Mark Davis is a moron
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RAIDERS FOOOOL *points gun at u*
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lol look at me imjust drafted raiders WR who is gonna be the best there ever was i think ill go get shitfaced and drive my car real fast about it WHOOOPSIEEEES
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Nooner posted:lol look at me imjust drafted raiders WR who is gonna be the best there ever was i think ill go get shitfaced and drive my car real fast about it literally every possible bad thing that could happen with having a pro football team in Vegas happened, like, immediately he probably still woulda done it at some point though
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There I was blasting Tupac and rolling up to a raiders game. Phone in hand and Michelob ultra in the other. I slapped my hand on the seat and watched the raiders trash tom Brady for a single touchdown. Then I watched bucks carry 38 points and win. loving tom
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what the gently caress is a raider
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:what the gently caress is a raider The autumn wind is a Raider.
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Ralph Hurley posted:I once witnessed this exchange between my dad and another dad. The other dad asked my dad if he liked football and he answered “depends on how you cook it” leaving the other dad standing there stunned like “ok that’s a good one but what the hell else are we supposed to talk about, smart rear end?” lmao sports are the invisible glue that hold society together. I don’t think movies or tv or even video games will ever replace this because those are too broad topics. But sports forces everything into a funnel wherein even the dumbest of society can remember team names and logos.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:what the gently caress is a raider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo
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