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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
remember, if you're at a buffet with crab legs, dont take the little finger cups of butter back to the table with you, just dump the entire loving canister of butter over your pile of crab legs

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm scared to eat scallops the one time I did I broke out in a rash but that was from the chicken pox virus turning into SHINGLES.

I'll give them another shot I don't have a 'seafood allergy'

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


I'm guessing that the part that we eat would be the "Adductor muscle".

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

god i love labial palp

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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i say swears online posted:

god i love labial palp

Then why don't you marry it 😂😂😂

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The best part about scallops is when people call them scOllops and it sounds like they’re choking midword

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
Had Yorkshire fish and chips with some glorious scollops that were fried in dripping. First time I've had them since moving Down South years ago. Very very good.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
where are the scallops in the picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AARD VARKMAN posted:

where are the scallops in the picture

it's the brown thing.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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uber_stoat posted:

it's the brown thing.

Making progress on what scallops are.

Scallops = brown, they just are

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Bollock Monkey posted:

Had Yorkshire fish and chips with some glorious scollops that were fried in dripping. First time I've had them since moving Down South years ago. Very very good.



What is that, some kind of large pastry?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
This is the best thread of this subforum but also don't goldmine it because it keeps giving it just sometimes takes 6 months between fun.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Twenty Four posted:

What is that, some kind of large pastry?

Almost forgot, in case anyone missed this classic:

https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/food-fad-shrimp/

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Scallops = brown, they just are
Delicious brown.

I had missed this and I am so glad not to have done now, my sincerest thanks.

All hail the crispy brown pastry.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LancwyIj69A

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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Those are weird looking cats :v:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

eightysixed posted:

Those are weird looking cats :v:

Those aren't cats.

They're ferrets.

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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Bula Vinaka posted:

Those aren't cats.

They're ferrets.

You missed the :v: which means tongue in cheek v:shobon:v

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Barb, your scolloped potatoes are hosed.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Lots of scallops are just shark meat now

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

post hole digger posted:

Lots of scallops are just shark meat now

Interesting. It looks pretty different looking at images but I've never knowingly had it so I could be wrong.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat
it's the jaws poster but it's me eating a shark (which is a scallop)

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
sharks don't have enough eyes.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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wait, scallops are eyes?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I mean as a fun gag at a party, sure

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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Bula Vinaka posted:

Those aren't cats.

They're ferrets.

Otters.

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