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noise? Why are they so loud? Surely they could be made quieter. Is it because motorcyclists want them to make that much noise all the time and the engines are deliberately designed to be loud, or is it not possible for some reason with the scale? Tiny little bikes are really loud. Really huge bikes are really loud. It would be very embarrassing if people wanted their bikes to be so noisy if there was an alternative. I need answers to this important question. Thank you.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:43
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I want a Jetsons hover scooter that makes that "bwoo-doo-doo-doo-doo" sound and little white rings come out of a spike
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Aug 26, 2021 20:47
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Who What Now posted:I want a Jetsons hover scooter that makes that "bwoo-doo-doo-doo-doo" sound and little white ring come out of a spike The fact that electric cars don't make that sound is a disgrace
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Aug 26, 2021 20:48
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yes I would like a big shiny motorcycle so that everybody knows I am a cool guy. also please make it sound like I am continuously ripping the world's loudest fart as I ride it up and down the street. it will be so cool.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:50
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There's a shithead who stops his motorcycle at the mechanics opposite my house, and just lets it idle at 200 decibels. He seems to have not heard it yet, but on a few occasions when hes turned it off, someone down the street shouts 'SMALL PENIS!'
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Aug 26, 2021 20:51
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My motorcycle just makes the sound of a woman screaming as I ride it down the highway. Just the highpitched sound of a woman screaming, when it's idling it makes the sound of a man screaming.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:56
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Some cyclist will come in here soon and say it's for safety so car drivers will notice them on the road. I know it's so their ex wife can hear them from beyond the restraining order minimum distance.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:56
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:noise? Why are they so loud? Surely they could be made quieter. They make baffles that go into the exhaust and make the bike quieter. It's up to the owner of the bike to decide if they get them or not. When I asked my neighbor about buying them for my bike, he implied that I had sex with a different portion of the population than I normally prefer.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:56
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:noise? Why are they so loud? Surely they could be made quieter. One time while driving home from work, a motorcycle drove next to me for part of the way and it didn't make a single sound. I forget what the exact model was but I remember that it was a japanese brand.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:59
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They say bullshit like "loud pipes save lives" instead of riding defensively.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:00
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I've designed a new motorcycle that sounds exactly like someone sucking and slobbing on a dick, just slurping, glurping, gasping and gorping on cock, super moist with no towelette for to mop up the sopping schlopping of cock gobbling.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:00
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This must be some german secret cause I knew a guy with a BMW bike and it was pretty quiet.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:03
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Bikers have to ride loud bikes to loudly proclaim how manly they are as a defense mechanism against roaming packs of homosexuals who run around preying on less manly men to take their anal virginity.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:04
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I've designed a new motorcycle that sounds exactly like someone sucking and slobbing on a dick, just slurping, glurping, gasping and gorping on cock, super moist with no towelette for to mop up the sopping schlopping of cock gobbling. Is the design finished or do you still need some help on the research
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Aug 26, 2021 21:05
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Sleepy Joe demanded I quiet my motorcycle, but I won't and didn't and now I gently caress my motorcycle and my penis is covered in soot.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:05
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Hell, with my massive keychain, metal heel boots and labored breathing I can get to 80dB by just walking
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Aug 26, 2021 21:27
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I'm not sure I care for "gorping."
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Aug 26, 2021 21:46
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Yaldabaoth posted:One time while driving home from work, a motorcycle drove next to me for part of the way and it didn't make a single sound. I forget what the exact model was but I remember that it was a japanese brand. Sounds like it was so loud it made you deaf. Think, have you heard any noises since then?
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Aug 26, 2021 21:47
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Look at the big metal dick that's between my legs, vroom vroom! They'll be hosing of my brain matter off the pavement when it comes!
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Aug 26, 2021 21:48
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If they make a completely silent motorbike they can sell you a piece of cardboard that you put between the spokes and it kinda makes a motorcycle sound if you're a 6yo kid And it costs 600 dollars
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Aug 26, 2021 21:52
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in 15 years all bikes will be electric and the divorced dads will pivot to sex bots
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Aug 26, 2021 21:57
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Wall Balls posted:in 15 years all bikes will be electric and the divorced dads will pivot to sex bots Sex bots that just blast rear end loud enough for the whole block to hear at 1 in the morning. "Hey kids time to put in your ear plugs it sounds like Brian is having his 'fun time' again!"
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Aug 26, 2021 22:03
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i dunno op, *me kickstarting my 1971 honda cb350* grrrrr-CHUGGA-CHUgga-chugga-chugg grrrrrrrrr-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGgga-chug grrr-CHUGGA-CHUGA-BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR why don't u tell me *lowers sunglasses and flicks cigarette at u, while revving the engine up and doing a sick burnout, then peeling off into the distance* SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BWAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Aug 26, 2021 22:25
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i dunno op, drat I wish I could have heard the bike but it was completely drowned out by all the sexual energy
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Aug 26, 2021 22:30
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what??? CAN YOU SPEAK UP!!!! IM A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING!!!!!!
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Aug 26, 2021 22:32
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I've heard that with a Super Cub, you can go anywhere you want
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Aug 26, 2021 22:38
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Wall Balls posted:in 15 years all bikes will be electric and the divorced dads will pivot to sex bots Divorced dads 15 years from now will be guys who voted for Trump, so they're more likely to just murder-suicide if they have no other outlet for their toxic masculinity.
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Aug 26, 2021 22:43
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It's to scare loving IDIOT DEER off the road before the person on the motorcycle hits them and turns into a red smear on the asphalt hth op
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Aug 26, 2021 23:00
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its for rev bombing jay walkers 
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Aug 26, 2021 23:03
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 But OP how would everyone know about your relative genital endowment without the noise pollution?
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Aug 26, 2021 23:07
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They do make a quiet motorcycle, OP. It’s called a bicycle.
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Aug 26, 2021 23:28
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its so i can fruitlessly go BRAP BRAP with my toy at people when im doing way over the speed limit and get cut off because im going way to loving fast on surface streets!!!!!!
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Aug 26, 2021 23:33
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sorry i cant hear you over my whistle tips lol remember bub rub? woooo woooo! they just for decoration.
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Aug 26, 2021 23:33
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You Are A Elf posted:They do make a quiet motorcycle, OP. So many Pokemon energy cards in my spokes Toot toot ding ding
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Aug 26, 2021 23:48
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The idea is to get a working bike and make it as slow and lovely as possible, on the verge of backfiring, in case there was anybody who didn’t know that you were worthless piece of poo poo prick already. But I think what society is saying is that, you don’t have to sell us on this concept, we can already tell.
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Aug 26, 2021 23:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I've designed a new motorcycle that sounds exactly like someone sucking and slobbing on a dick, just slurping, glurping, gasping and gorping on cock, super moist with no towelette for to mop up the sopping schlopping of cock gobbling. So basically this sound coming out of the pipes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40wSRzBU0I&t=165s
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Aug 26, 2021 23:57
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ahegao motorcycle
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Aug 27, 2021 00:12
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I was driving to work the other day and I saw a dude on a scooter wearing a vest covered with patches for Harley and other biker poo poo. i lol'd
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Aug 27, 2021 00:20
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:The fact that electric cars don't make that sound is a disgrace The newer electric ones from Kia kinda make a sound like this
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does anyone else remember the guy who did a bit where he would say the brand name of a motorcycle but to sound like the engine? e.g. "suuuuuu zuuuuuu kiiiiiii" like it was shifting gears. it wasn't funny at all, why was he even on tv? is this something i imagined?
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