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hot cocoa on the couch posted:SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BWAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa This is so so so accurate.
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Aug 27, 2021 00:59
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butt dickus posted:does anyone else remember the guy who did a bit where he would say the brand name of a motorcycle but to sound like the engine? e.g. "suuuuuu zuuuuuu kiiiiiii" like it was shifting gears. it wasn't funny at all, why was he even on tv? is this something i imagined? Holy crap, I remember this bit too, but I can't remember the comedian. I think it was Comedy Central special or something.
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Aug 27, 2021 02:09
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butt dickus posted:does anyone else remember the guy who did a bit where he would say the brand name of a motorcycle but to sound like the engine? e.g. "suuuuuu zuuuuuu kiiiiiii" like it was shifting gears. it wasn't funny at all, why was he even on tv? is this something i imagined? Man, talk about dredging up an ancient forgotten memory. Pretty sure this was on America’s Funniest People (with Dave “Cut. It. Out.” Coulier) back in the early ‘90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN19CeyHQmo Very loose definition of “funniest.”
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Aug 27, 2021 02:45
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/757914951868485632?s=20
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Aug 27, 2021 04:29
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I don't appreciate this joking about motorcycles used to make people feel like they have a big dick. Some of us lost our dicks in tragic motorcycle accidents and were forced to replace our dicks with motorcycles
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Aug 27, 2021 06:10
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signalnoise posted:I don't appreciate this joking about motorcycles used to make people feel like they have a big dick. Some of us lost our dicks in tragic motorcycle accidents and were forced to replace our dicks with motorcycles Oh, eunucyclists
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Aug 27, 2021 06:14
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when I was a kid motorcycles were for cool devil-may-care dudes now they are piloted exclusively by middle aged IT managers
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Aug 27, 2021 06:17
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The Bloop posted:Oh, eunucyclists golf clapping for this
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Aug 27, 2021 06:20
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butt dickus posted:does anyone else remember the guy who did a bit where he would say the brand name of a motorcycle but to sound like the engine? e.g. "suuuuuu zuuuuuu kiiiiiii" like it was shifting gears. it wasn't funny at all, why was he even on tv? is this something i imagined? I remember this and remember my parents laughing very hard at it and imitating the sounds every time it was on TV.
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Aug 27, 2021 06:29
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i was trying to think of a joke based on "loud poops save lives" but i couldn't come up with anything, instead i just starting thinking about if someone did a 12 o'clock wheelie in assless chaps and just sprayed diarrhea right onto the road. kinda like when raab himself poo poo himself while running but more badass. sorry this is a pretty bad post
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Aug 27, 2021 06:53
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You guys will like this. So I had a patient come in to the ER via EMS after crashing his motorcycle on the freeway. Fat bald middle aged dude riding a Harley or something similar. During his ride he maxed out the radius of his sexual aura by wearing a baseball cap, backwards. Baseball cap caught wind and flew away, Harley sex god evidently made a grab for it. At freeway speed. He was rewarded with a crater in the back of his skull. He lived for a few minutes after he arrived, but that was it. So sometimes big loud bikes do the right thing.
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Aug 27, 2021 07:04
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Years ago there was a company working on electric motorcycles and they were so quiet the only sound was tires on asphalt and a slight motor hum. Sounded like a loving tie fighter but real quiet. Anyway it was so quiet that cars would just slam into them like they were invisible ghost bikes and i think the company had to add in a noise making part because it was illegally quiet.
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Aug 27, 2021 10:59
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I ride a skateboard and our version of "loud pipes save lives" is "loose trucks save lives". Except, our thing actually works and isn't just an excuse to be assholes.
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Aug 27, 2021 11:45
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In theory electric motorcycles should solve this problem but the industry has been slow as poo poo and there aren’t many half-decent models on the market
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Aug 27, 2021 12:12
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I can see riders taking whatever noise they're used to for granted and actually-quiet motorcycles probably need even more awareness to not get atomized by some dumb gently caress in a gigantic suv
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Aug 27, 2021 12:21
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On a serious note, modern motorcycles are pretty quiet if you aren’t a total douche nozzle and cut the loving mufflers off of them. It’s just that so many people do, and when someone has a quiet bike, nobody notices it. Both the EU and the US feds have restrictive noise regulations, and the EU’s are stringent enough that Harley had to quit selling its Sportsters for a year or two there because they couldn’t meet the standards. I want to say ‘and nothing of value was lost’, but I guess some people like them.
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Aug 27, 2021 12:39
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butt dickus posted:does anyone else remember the guy who did a bit where he would say the brand name of a motorcycle but to sound like the engine? e.g. "suuuuuu zuuuuuu kiiiiiii" like it was shifting gears. it wasn't funny at all, why was he even on tv? is this something i imagined? God, I remember him on The Gong Show. He wasn’t gonged, but he didn’t win either.
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Aug 27, 2021 12:46
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its hilarious here seeing the packs of boomers on their harleys all dressed up in their leather with their cute tassels and stuff. turns out boomers love to cosplay. not so hilarious when they idle their piece of poo poo straight pipe garbage for 20-30 minutes every morning at 5 am like one of my previous neighbors did. sounds like someone having the worst farts of their lives and i dont understand how anyone could think they actually sound good i have a motorcycle but it's a japanese one with the stock muffler so its pretty quiet. my dads is some big bmw thing and it's quiet as well.
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Aug 27, 2021 13:23
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I live in a town full of college kids right on a long straightaway that becomes a ghost town after 11. My apartment is a hundred feet from a traffic light. My life is hell
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Aug 27, 2021 17:03
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The Bloop posted:Oh, eunucyclists Very nice lol
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Aug 27, 2021 17:43
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Is it because motorcyclists want them to make that much noise all the time and the engines are deliberately designed to be loud This is literally the case. Harley has even patented/copyrighted the sound their engine makes.
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Aug 27, 2021 18:25
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They (enthusiasts) call the sound they make 'potato-potato-potato'. Sounded dumb to me until I listened and went, yeah it does sound like that!
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Aug 27, 2021 19:00
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Tarkus posted:They (enthusiasts) call the sound they make 'potato-potato-potato'. Sounded dumb to me until I listened and went, yeah it does sound like that! Do they refer to themselves as Potato Heads?
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Aug 27, 2021 19:33
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PoptartsNinja posted:This is literally the case. Harley has even patented/copyrighted the sound their engine makes. Woah can I copyright the antisocial noises my rear end makes
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Aug 27, 2021 19:43
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Woah can I copyright the antisocial noises my rear end makes You'll have to fight the Library of Congress for that right.
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Aug 27, 2021 19:53
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Woah can I copyright the antisocial noises my rear end makes No, I already own that noise. Along with many many others. sry
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Aug 27, 2021 19:56
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Lucid Nonsense posted:They say bullshit like "loud pipes save lives" instead of riding defensively. I can't blame motorcycle people for not wanting to die in what would otherwise be a fender bender caused by some inattentive driver, because that's why they get a lot of leeway, because other drivers really are constantly trying to kill motorcyclists by accident. I can blame them for choosing to drive deathtraps on public roads with those people, however.
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Aug 27, 2021 20:04
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Vegetable posted:In theory electric motorcycles should solve this problem but the industry has been slow as poo poo and there aren’t many half-decent models on the market
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Aug 27, 2021 21:25
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Op needs a swirlie
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Aug 27, 2021 22:53
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Sex and loving the motorcycle, the invention of the motorcycle, and the invention of sex and loving, combined these two inventions produce sex and loving of the motorcycle. Strange how colors form, coalesce, then fall apart as the small death approaches in the mind's eye, death is like a rattlesnake, it utters susurrus like the scattering waveforms of sound skittering out from a broken receiver mewling towards its end. I busted and nutted into the motorcycle, this is my credo, I do nothing else but bust, nut, and sex upon the motorcycle.
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Aug 27, 2021 23:00
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Has this really not been posted yet?quote:Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Sex and loving the motorcycle, the invention of the motorcycle, and the invention of sex and loving, combined these two inventions produce sex and loving of the motorcycle. Strange how colors form, coalesce, then fall apart as the small death approaches in the mind's eye, death is like a rattlesnake, it utters susurrus like the scattering waveforms of sound skittering out from a broken receiver mewling towards its end. 
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Aug 27, 2021 23:14
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a mysterious cloak posted:You guys will like this. You dont work in a hospital and if you do you shouldn't celebrate violent death.
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Aug 27, 2021 23:21
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" i had a patient" Lol good job there doc lol that he died
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Aug 27, 2021 23:22
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Kind of like boomers and their stupid Harleys, I wonder if millenials in their 50s and 60s are going to wrap around and try and grasp onto the identity that seemed cool and scary when they were a teen.
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Aug 27, 2021 23:39
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je1 healthcare posted:Kind of like boomers and their stupid Harleys, I wonder if millenials in their 50s and 60s are going to wrap around and try and grasp onto the identity that seemed cool and scary when they were a teen. Hachi Rokus as far as the eye can see.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Hachi Rokus as far as the eye can see. I was in Pasadena years ago and I walked by an AE86 with the windows rolled down and the key in the ignition. There's no way it wasn't a bait car.
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Aug 27, 2021 23:55
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i rode my boater mike to mcdonalds yesterday and while i was stopped at a light some guy had to roll his window up cause my exhaust was right in his face lol and then i peeled the gently caress out!!!!
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numberoneposter posted:i rode my boater mike to mcdonalds yesterday and while i was stopped at a light some guy had to roll his window up cause my exhaust was right in his face lol I stood up and applauded
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