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jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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Blackbelt Bobman posted:

I’m partial to the pirate log where they tried to recreate morph ball technology and horribly crushed and mangled the test subjects.

Ah, the Robocop 2 entry

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jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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https://twitter.com/mrsambarlow/status/1445761428900618256?s=21

:colbert:

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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I need the raspy electronic robot voice going 'YOU ARE FACED WITH OVERWHELMING POWER. ACCEPT YOUR HELPLESSNESS.' to be sampled on the next Perturbator single. What a scene setter.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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It's a step up from publishing porn of the Harry Potter kids, I'll give them that

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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I just finished the last boss after dozens of tries and had that one magical attempt where I nailed every dodge, slide, parry and lock-on and it felt loving fantastic. This game rules, Raven Dad pretending to be a computer is incredible, and I loved the green lights on Samus' suit getting longer and longer like a Metroid's fangs growing. Gonna spend the next week walking around my house making EMMI beeping noises.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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Your Computer posted:

It's also the lowest of all bars to clear but I am so goddamn happy with her voice lines, considering her previous speaking role. She just busts out the fluid Chozo to say "don't worry birdman, I'll fix this poo poo". It's just the absolute opposite of what Other M did to Samus and it feels so good.

https://twitter.com/nikkigarcia_es/status/1447664815254786058

The bassline kicking in under that bit is super hype.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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MokBa posted:

The final boss is weird in that it seems insurmountable at first, but once you learn the patterns of each phase, it's actually not very difficult. It's like learning a piece of music section by section and just performing it. I beat it at 62% item completion then went back for a rematch a couple days later after 100%ing everything, and I was impressed at how easily he went down the second time.

It's just a really fun, engaging encounter. I found the game overly difficult for a long time but it comes with a satisfaction rarely seen in first party Nintendo titles.

The only bit that kept getting me was the 1-3 swipe attack, it's hard to get out of after the first hit. Everything else is telegraphed enough to react in time with a slide, a dash or a space jump. You can all do it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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CuddleCryptid posted:

Just realizing now, Samus was orphaned young and then raised by birds. Did the Chozo teach her about mascara or did she get to the Federation and have them go "hmm nice armor but yknow your eyes don't really 'pop', why don't you swing by Corporal Roxy at Space Kohls and she can get you sorted"

It's her chozo DNA infusion, she's part secretary bird.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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Echoes is magical. The thinking man's Metroid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xqw2w6hPC4

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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ImpAtom posted:

Samus has literally never felt more powerful during standard gameplay than in Dredd. I genuinely am not sure what you are expecting short of something that is not Metroid.

Grud, I would absolutely love a Metroidvania of Judge Dredd working his way up Peach Trees blowing up slomo labs and blasting the drokk out of perps.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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DoctorWhat posted:

kim wexler

Better Call Sylux

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jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

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Fedule posted:

Did you know that game design is really hard?

You could try putting some yellow paint on it, that ought to make it easier.

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