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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1431725846327218178?s=21

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
https://twitter.com/BenjaminJDawson/status/1431721651314569217?s=19

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
God the halftime show people just made the point that UConn flew across the country to get waxed by Fresno State

8 hour flight during covid times to never have the slightest chance at winning

downout
Jul 6, 2009


18% over 10 years!

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Rectal Placenta posted:

It's astounding how Martinez never really progressed during nine years of eligibility

Being a four year starter who came right on the heels of another four year starter with the same last name really might make him the most "how the gently caress is this guy still around?" player of all time

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1431715068207632393?s=21

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Rectal Placenta posted:

It's astounding how Martinez never really progressed during nine years of eligibility

He's coached by a safety

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

"Nebraska got outscored 28-0 over the next 14 minutes. By Illinois." is a fireable offense

https://twitter.com/espn_billc/status/1431713572451651586?s=21

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dumb penalties is 100% representative of the Scott Frost era

e: add to this "at the worst timing"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
gently caress I forgot Chip Kelly was back in CFB

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

But are they building a new airport terminal?!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i came here to laugh at nebraska

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Thought this UCLA Hawaii game might be good but uh



It’s not



e: I mean I guess if you’re a UCLA fan it is

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


I'm super jealous of an old roommate who quit watching during the Callahan era and never came back.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Lol Scott frost won more games in 1 season at UCF than in 3+ seasons at Nebraska.

BAE OF PIGS fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 28, 2021

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


YANKOFF

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
gently caress yeah MEAC/SWAC Challenge time

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
RG3 is good in the booth!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
All hail the all corn and its tiny quarterback

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
That's a big boy at RB

Jesus Christ, a facemask for the ages

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

PostNouveau posted:

All hail the all corn and its tiny quarterback

His arms are like tiny twigs, I feel a kinship with him

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I really hope my team doesn't look as bad as Nebraska next week

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
RG3 is good in the booth

The Central QB is only a freshman, but he lies about his weightlifting at a senior level

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Aug 29, 2021

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1431725334316060673

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Hed posted:

But are they building a new airport terminal?!

They should put up a sign about how they might get a Jimmy John's and a Cheesecake Factory, like all the big cities have.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh snap, I forgot they actually show the bands at halftime when it's HBCUs playing

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


The bottom stat is kind of silly since Illinois and Nebraska probably didn’t play in back to back seasons for an extremely long time. Still, lol.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Alcorn v NCCU is easily the best non-clownball game of week 0

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Scarf posted:

Alcorn v NCCU is easily the best non-clownball game of week 0

either of these teams would beat nebraska

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


How is Nebraska gonna fudge their attendance numbers this fall when their fan base is dead from covid and ivermectin/Scott Frost poisoning?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Hey only 2ish % die. Seats will be cheaper for the living. What's a few lives compared to cheap Nebraska football tickets?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

LeeMajors posted:

How is Nebraska gonna fudge their attendance numbers this fall when their fan base is dead from covid and ivermectin/Scott Frost poisoning?

Ears of corn in attendance: 8.5 quadrillion

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

In case you are as depraved as I am, here is an official live stream for UTEP-NMSU

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Also just wanted to let yall know, I'm currently at championship hydration levels.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Scarf posted:

Also just wanted to let yall know, I'm currently at championship hydration levels.

Three gas station deuce deuce imperial rangers have ensured that I am a BAD GUY

downout
Jul 6, 2009

Scarf posted:

Also just wanted to let yall know, I'm currently at championship hydration levels.

:same:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

LeeMajors posted:

Three gas station deuce deuce imperial rangers have ensured that I am a BAD GUY

mama mia

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Scarf posted:

mama mia

Not really. I'm hydrated. Just wanted to say it.

The beers are definitely onboard though.

downout
Jul 6, 2009

ooop halftime almost over!

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


New Mexico State really ought to consider joining new that WAC. UTEP should themselves, and they beat NMSU 30-3.

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