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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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it's september? when the hell did that happen

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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lmao yeah, 'cuz if there's blood on trump's hands then biden's soaked to the fuckin' elbows

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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hey now, dr fauci is actually worthy of admiration

remember, he managed the aids epidemic as well as covid. the dude has killed more americans than adolf hitler, ho chi minh, and osama bin laden combined. you gotta respect a high score like that

i mean, i might say i loving hate americans, but fauci's out there, every day, taking out the trash

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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wow. last time i saw a crowd that big outside a frat house, the place was burning down

that was a pretty entertaining night

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Asproigerosis posted:

fauci is actually the son of dr. mengele, recruited by the CIA in the 60s to help quell the troublesome minority populations in america. His first break through came in the 80s with HIV, which was initially designed to remove the undesirable homosexuals, but there was an added bonus of prominent uptake in black communities which earned him much praise behind the scenes with the deep state. Since then, he had been developing covid as his follow up and the deep state concluded it was necessary to unleash it to stop trump at all costs. His own narcissism makes it so that he can't help himself from going out in public so much to gloat about his great success.

:hmmyes:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Buddykins posted:

I was also drunk.

yeah, this

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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reignofevil posted:

Based on the two tweets I just read on the subject, she supported Jill Stein, who notably, is not Hillary Clinton, thus this is all Susan Sarandon's fault. Somehow.

why do these idiots think hilary would have had any more luck appointing a supreme court justice than obama

e: wait are there two Ls in hillary, i can never remember

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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oh and all you fuckers saying poo poo like, "well i'm just gonna use this texas abortion law ironically to sue google or the texas legislature or some poo poo"

the chudges will instantly drop any suit that isn't in the spirit of the law; i.e. oppressing and harming women

hth

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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was amy sedaris the chick from upright citizens brigade or am i thinking of someone else?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Strangers With Candy

Amy Poehler was from the Upright Citizens Brigade

oh yeah that's right


cumshitter posted:

shes jerri blank from strangers with candy you dumb piece of poo poo

hey gently caress you too buddy. strangers with candy was dumb af btw

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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The Nastier Nate posted:

yea it was dumb and it was also one of the best things to ever come out of comedy central hands down

maybe i just wasn't high enough or didn't see the right episodes or something, but that poo poo was loving painful

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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cumshitter posted:

eat poo poo dork

well show me the good stuff, then. if it's so great there should be some good clips on youtube right? they must have something at least as good as the asspennies sketch, yeah?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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yeah let's help everyone process the stress and unhappiness caused by our broken society, instead of, you know, fixing society

torn out your oil pan? well alls you got to do is buy a few quarts of oil erry day :iiaca:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Alec Eiffel posted:

can 13 people sit at that booth?

if you stack up the body bags just right, yeah

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Buddykins posted:

i hate this country with every fiber of my being and i would leave immediately if it was possible

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Buddykins posted:

ive never seen a box of those in my life

i think they sell 'em at the movie theater

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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anyway gummy bears are crap. gimme some black licorice, and not that wax twizzler bullshit either

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Taco Duck posted:

How did everything get so hosed up

you didn't vote hard enough

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Der Meister posted:

if you eat an entire box of these they coalesce into an evil brick of sugar and you can get a deadly bowel obstruction lmao

just gotta follow them up with some of that sugar free diarrhea candy

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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VideoKid posted:

my idiot cats have parasites and today I had to wrestle them for 20 minutes to get them to take the loving medicine

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

One of my dart frogs jumped out of the terrarium this morning and I had to spend like 30 mins trying to catch a little slippery frog that was crawling underneath heavy/unmovable furniture. Lol

my pet rock is just sittin' there

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Bearjew posted:

DO SOMETHING

he just did. what the gently caress more do you want

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Bethamphetamine posted:

The Church of Satan is currently at the forefront of confronting abortion rights in Texas, as they are using first amendment religious freedom arguments to demand abortion access for women who wish it.

that's the satanic temple, not the church of satan

e: f;b

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

they fuckin mean it this time

they're gonna post some really mean tweets

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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take me away, cum fairies

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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cumshitter posted:

theres a man on his back. hes struggling to get up. youre not having gay sex with him. why is that?

well you just said he couldn't get it up

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I don't watch videos period. I never have.

If Alec posted screenshot lets plays I'd probably read them.

the screenshot ones take a lot less time to get through

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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my time is literally worthless but i still ain't clickin' on y'alls videos

if i want to see some opstreperous dork rambling about nothing, i can just turn off my monitor

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Buddykins posted:

it's just how it goes. My boss pulled me aside and recognized that i wasnt right tonight

well i hope they were sympathetic and not angry with you

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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i liked foundation 'cuz it didn't have any goddamn robots in it. but then you get to the ones he wrote later, when everyfucking thing he wrote had to be about those stupid loving robot rules

gently caress you, isaac. gently caress you and your goddamn robots

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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of course the guy defending robots has got roboporn

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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cumshitter posted:

i mean look at machine learning now the poo poo we invent just basically makes mario run straight to the left in world 1-0 of super mario brothers because it interprets success as living for 255 seconds. anything we make will be dumber than we are, or only good at doing really pointless poo poo for twitch subscriptions

this poo poo here is why we are not going to have advanced AI any time soon. we are barking up the wrong tree entirely with machine learning

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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CODChimera posted:

also the planet is dying

yeah that too, but i'm sure we'll come up with some magical technological solution any time now. maybe a super AI that saves us, who knows

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Lpzie posted:

and another thing: im not mad. please don't put on my tombstone that i got mad.

no. absolutely put on my tombstone that i got mad. put on my tombstone that i'm still fuckin' mad

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Alec Eiffel posted:

Alec Eiffel’s Macbeth

don't do it man, it's a cursed play

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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hey bby why don't you come on over i got that ~dairy milk~

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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we have mods? i thought it was just a bunch of IKs

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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stuffing some filters into the cheeks of my fursuit's head

makes me look like a chipmunk

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Hatebag posted:

Those aren't the guy that discovered them though, he said pree-on. Pee-ons, imho

who gives a poo poo what that guy thinks

i bet you pronounce it "jiff" too

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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Hatebag posted:

Pesäpallo (Finnish pronunciation: [ˈpesæˌpɑlːo]; Swedish: boboll, both names literally meaning "nest ball", colloquially known in Finnish as pesis, also referred to as Finnish baseball) is a fast-moving bat-and-ball sport that is often referred to as the national sport of Finland and has some presence in other countries including Germany, Sweden, Switzerland, Australia, and Canada's northern Ontario (the latter two countries have significant Nordic populations). The game is similar to brännboll, rounders, and lapta, as well as baseball.






this originally worked like normal baseball but there was a bear taking a nap on 1st base

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

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i bet the people in the seats behind him love that costume even more than he does

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