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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The best way to get past racism is to read some boring old books about posh people not loving because it would be rude.

Also Labour are still shite.

https://twitter.com/AScribbledEagle/status/1391501033843658756

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/philbc3/status/1433365951458721796?s=19

Won't somebody think about the portrait of the queen!?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Lowkey0nline/status/1420439702923059201?s=19

Shocked, I tell you.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Thinking a lot about Devon on the latest KJB episode saying that left wing conspiracy theories tend, on the whole, to be things that actually happened in publicly available documents.

And even if you point any of that out, you're still somehow a crazy commie doing an antisemitism.

If you want your mates to think you're absolutely batshit insane talk about like three things the CIA openly admits to having done.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Maugrim posted:

I mean... She staggers so close to an understanding there.

Nah she doesn't, she's just a Liberal and wants to be treated with kid gloves and never be asked for a second of introspection where they might have to confront their own prejudice and will use all the intellectual waffling she can to avoid it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Did people really care about being European before Brexit? It just feels like a really fake affectation that people took on in response to being told the bad people were Brexit boys.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

jaete posted:

It's "funny" how, as a fairly casual observer of news these days, everything Brexit-related has clearly been of lesser importance in the media for many years straight now. For example this thing which apparently will gently caress everything up even harder from 1st October, so who's talking about it then? Less than a month to go, does anyone anywhere give a poo poo?

The goddamn media is such cancer, geez

Perhaps some speciality papers (FT maybe?) are actually writing about this poo poo, but apparently the rest of the nation will only find out after the fact

Brexit was always a useful cudgel to beat the left with, now that it can't be used for that who gives a gently caress if you can't get coleslaw for a few days.

Here's some rock solid advice for Keith

https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1434443334421000193

1. Attack the Tories on Tax increases
2. But don't bash the tories, whatever you do.
3. Above all else, do nothing that actually has any substance.

Politics is just a game for pricks.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Always found it funny that the Tories all think that it's Uni that's turning people to the left rather than work being shite.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Apraxin posted:

Haha, I missed this at the time, but last week the Graun had Tracy Ann Oberman as their weekly guest for one of those lifestyle/culture columns where they have a different minor celeb answer 20 questions about themselves - 'what would your supepower be?', 'what's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?' 'who would you say sorry to, if you had the chance?' - just the usual puff piece stuff. Except this time, they had a question that doesn't seem to have been posed to any of their previous guests:



Love the British media.

Ugh I hate that woman. Such a transparent cry bully. You're in your fifties woman, the high-school production of Mean Girls is out of your range.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/TajudenSoroush/status/1434814547412541441?s=19

Taliban on only 4% approval, any other US armed and trained militia would be 20 points ahead.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Also The Taliban didn't take over with violence. They basically rolled in unopposed after making deals with their enemies on the strength of not being the Coalition forces.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1435278978030391300

I really am very confused as to what could be quantified as a lie.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

It's amazing that a man can have a cult of no personality.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

BalloonFish posted:

Also, I know it's the modern Torygraph and all, but the mood whiplash is incredible. 18 months ago the GE result meant that the stalwart yeomen of Britain had decisively, overwhelmingly, finally rejected all forms of left-wing politics and thought forever and we were going to be a sceptred isle of free enterprise, property rights and common sense for ever more.

Now there's been a 1.25% tax rise and suddenly we've become a Soviet republic and the NHS is destroying capitalism...[I can barely type that with a straight face, although it's yet another entry in the "right-wingers making reality sound much more awesome than it actually is" list]

I mean it's a 10% tax rise on National Insurance. All so that private companies can get more money from the NHS. Still, gotta keep up kayfabe.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
And all those villains would attempt to do at least 20 9/11's in the next few years after America decided the best way to get past it's trauma was to just recreate the bombings over and over again in every film made since.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/AbiWilks/status/1437391201964105738?s=19

https://twitter.com/largacty1/status/1437402486617387015?s=19

Your toddler is an antisemite for laughing.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1437428370682302466

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1437430933158825990?s=19

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/The_TUC/status/1437706995046432777

POLICY ALERT

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Starmer will 100% ditch it if he ever got close to power.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Playing the mod with Russian overkill weapons for maximum Thatcher destruction.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Lol that war criminal crying to his mammy.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

Tweet gone already.

The BBCs education editor doesn't seem to know how to thread tweets, but click through if you really want to see a series of tweets fellating Williamson

https://twitter.com/branwenjeffreys/status/1438122952420114436?s=19

Just lol at the BBC

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1438128404365291521?s=19
Tory Coms staff must be threatening people to retract the witness statements saying he's round the bins crying to his mum.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

peanut- posted:

I'm more confused by the idea of what would constitute a program made by British TV network in Britain using British actors that is not "distinctively British".

They list Fleabag, Gogglebox, Downton Abbey, Bake Off and The Bodyguard. So they're going to make it law that TV companies have to carry on making the same kind of programs they're already making?

They mean full of white people.

Edit: I mean if they really wanted to ruffle some feathers they would demand that a certain percentage of the films shown in cinemas in Britain show films filmed and made by British production companies and British distributors and give them massive government funding like they do in France but that would undermine the way money is already made and it might let a new Ken Loach appear so gently caress that poo poo, lets just do some dogwhistles about white people on the TV.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Sep 16, 2021

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
When you think about how much money he must pay on child support its no wonder he doesn't think £150,000 is that much money.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
lol people confused as to why Ed Miliband would act spinelessly for no gain obviously forgot the Coalition years.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Ralf got his marching orders this morning.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/JoStevensLabour/status/1440947422411345921

Labour Austerity is back baby! It's poo poo again! Awooo ( wolf howl)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1441025634440990726?s=19

Lmao please let that creepy little doughnut do a leadership challenge.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Run government like a business by which I mean make random cuts to things for a brief quarterly boost to earnings, pay those at the top a stupid amount while demanding everyone else tighten their belts and then jump out just as the whole thing comes crashing down to do the same thing at the next place.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

You can see the point where he was told he'd be an MP if he shut the gently caress up.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Lmao Labour's new logo is literally red turning to a pale shade of blue. Bit in the nose.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1441865718266413063?s=19

How many shoot Alpacas would Keith shoot if Keith could shoot shoot Alpacas

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Random Integer posted:

I don't understand how even the most out of touch old Etonian type cant tell that "drive a van filled with amazon tat, which you can do on a regular license" and "drive a big loving truck loaded with thousands of litres of flammable liquid, which you can't do on a regular license" are massively different things.

Working class job = Any stupid oval office can do it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1442749903675998208?s=19

Read this and involuntarily shuddered lol.

From Galaxy Brain to Galaxy Britain

It'll never happen because it'd require someone to do journalism in this country but I want to know how much money is being spent on consultancy for these projects that are never happening.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Dannythefink/status/1442930863390347271

Up there with "People voted for Corbyn because they thought he'd lose".

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

It's genuinely amazing, labour voters don't like him, tory voters don't like him, the only people who do like him are the people broken in the brain enough to vote for the loving wet blanket party.

I mean there is a running joke on Twitter that if you find a guy posting about how the left needs to get in line with Starmer and the New Labour project you can find a post from them in 2019 saying they're joining the CUK's or voting Lib Dem for a reason.

TheRat posted:

Isn't Hislop fairly close to Helen Lewis?

He's quite close to a lot of awful people in journalism, what with working in British Journalism.

If politics is show business for ugly people, Ian Hislop is Perez Hilton for politics. A messy bitch who loves the drama but also demands to be respected for it. Had his colours marked from the Leveson enquiry where he quite clearly knew about all the awful stuff that the press had done but still demanded no action be taken because the awful poo poo he knew about had "Been uncovered by British Journalism". Which it hadn't. It got uncovered by a guy deleting the messages of a murder victim, giving false hope to the families and when that came out it was a desperate poo poo flinging match between all the papers to make sure everyone was just as covered as them.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/1443576393170776076

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

BalloonFish posted:

This sort of "ordinary working people rejected looney left Labour" thing really winds me up.

It's always helpful to have figures to deploy to these sorts of people:



Even in 2019 (let alone 2017), the plurality of voters who are in work (taking out the retired and the unemployed, although the unemployed also mostly voted Lab) voted Labour. The only ones that didn't were those on household incomes above £100k.

It was the overwhelming desire of people 50+ and retired to vote Conservative, and the geographical loving that FPTP generates, that delivered Johnson's majority.

Working people starts at about £40k with them.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Chuka Umana posted:

Tony Blair should pull a Churchill/Gladstone and become prime minister into his 80s. I know even some of the Labour left are envious of the way Blair could win those landslides.

He was literally planning on doing that but then someone told him that Andrew Adonis was just a delusional twat, robbing us of Blair coming third in a By Election.

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