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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




sebzilla posted:

This is September, so called because it is the seventh month after January, February, March, April, May and Summer.

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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OwlFancier posted:

I'm already going insane I'm just not making any money off it.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1083099660586106880

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Busy week for the SAS. Alpacas, paintings of the queen.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




That scene at the start of Children of Men with the news reporting the death of the youngest human, except it's the Alpaca.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Guavanaut posted:

And the symbol of Liverpool is a mythical bird holding a piece of seaweed.

Mythicality isn't binary, something like a Gorgon is definitely more mythical than the Liver bird, which is just a Cormorant with pretensions.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




9/11 was too much for Marvel supervillains apparently, they regularly try to destroy the universe or whatever but these towers brought them to tears. This is from when Spiderman sees 9/11 happen:

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Mr Phillby posted:

They really should have left out the Juggernaut given that in Marvel cannon he blew up the Twin Towers himself back in 1991.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Party Boat posted:

My 9/11 hot take is that the image of the WTC towers falling was infinitely more damaging to the American psyche than the number of people killed

Valuable property was damaged.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Just build thousands of ferries and connect them together into a bridge.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Just use one of these but with a 238 KM long chain.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Guavanaut posted:

Kim Jong-il was better than Kim Jong-un though, and Kim Il-sung was better than both.

Necromancy is just a very solid school of magic to specialise in. Very versatile.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




e: Oops wrong thread.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Sep 15, 2021

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




goddamnedtwisto posted:

which does actually bring up a good point - when was the last TV show (or popular media generally) where the police were the bad guys? I feel like it was around 1997 and I don't feel like that's a coincidence.

The Shield.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Gyro Zeppeli posted:

So we can weight all the food we don't have in lbs and oz.

Let's redefine the Foot based on the Queen's actual foot and then I'm all in.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OwlFancier posted:

What if the queen has two different sized feet?

The left foot is the devil's foot, obviously.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




"As such, it seems that the highest possible known temperature is 142 nonillion kelvins (1032 K.). This is the highest temperature that we know of according to the standard model of particle physics, which is the physics that underlies and governs our universe. Beyond this, physics starts to breakdown."

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




crispix posted:

so much for bloody carbon emissions global warming my arse end of woooooooooooigh :manning:

Carbon carbon everywhere but not a drop to drink.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




goddamnedtwisto posted:

No, that would be ridiculous.

There is in fact a far, far more sensible situation where each successive drop of 25 degrees (fahrenheit) below 275 (gas mark 1) halves the gas mark, so 250 degrees is gas mark 1/2, 225 is 1/4, and so on. Therefore 212 degrees (100C) is more or less halfway between gas mark 1/8 (200) and gas mark 1/4 (225), so it would be gas mark 3/16. Duh.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Bobby Deluxe posted:

*Xeno nodding sagely* So you can never turn the oven off, got it.

Ovens emit blackbody radiation while turned off.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Antigravitas posted:


You have: 100 degC
You want: gasmark
Value '100 degC' is not in the function's range


Oh wow the function to convert to gas mark takes temperature in RANKINE. :psyduck:

The computer has intuited something important about the universe, you're watching the lovely singularity happen. From now on, water freezes at -8.64 gas marks. You're lucky I'm not a King.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




sebzilla posted:

Gas Mark Zero has been theorized by our nation's foremost oven experts. It's a temperature below so-called "Absolute Zero" at which matter moves so slowly it starts going backwards in both space and time.

Whatever Dark Energy is, it's not stable, it's accelerating the expansion of the universe, and some physicists theorise that it may reverse one day, leading to a Big Crunch.

That would be Gas Mark Zero.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Bobby Deluxe posted:

More importantly, is there really any difference between gas mark 1/67108864 and 1/671088639R

Are you calculating it while sitting on a plane taking off on a treadmill that's running in the opposite direction?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Mega Comrade posted:

...I can't tell if you're trolling or not

Hey there are languages that kinda count from 1, but yeah I know what you mean.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




It's probably faster to self-refer to the physio rather than getting through the jammed up GP:

https://www.nhs.uk/service-search/other-services/Physiotherapy/LocationSearch/725

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




"Why numbering should start at zero", by E.W Dijkstra, who probably knew a thing or two about computers:

https://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD/transcriptions/EWD08xx/EWD831.html

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Bobby Deluxe posted:

It's really interesting reading the clarifications, thanks all. I quite often find things like this where I feel like I've been dumb and wrong, and then when I talk to people who are good at it, I find out I'm just thinking about it in a really complicated way that most people don't need to but would make sense at a graduate level.

Like most people don't really need to think about what a number actually is at a conceptual level.

Thinking of how the CPU is actually addressing memory and how the code is actually generating and iterating through those 1000 numbers is probably more complicated than "1-1000 should be 1-1000".

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Also even if a shark kills you, there's not a good chance of it carrying you to your destination and dropping your headless corpse off at the family gathering or whatever. (Like that Navy Seal who was watching Toy Story 2 when a truck trailer neatly took the top half of his car and body off, but without hindering the car itself)

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




It's really gonna suck over the next few years as Teslas become more common, all these middle class pricks with their massive carbon footprints will be guffawing about how much more green they are than us, with their 80k shitboxes that used more resources in it's production than I have even used in my whole life.

But the good news is, there are only 1.4 billion cars on the planet, so by building 1.4 billion electric cars, and throwing all the ICE ones away without selling/passing them on, we can build up a massive carbon deficit that may get paid off in a really long time, if the infrastructure surrounding the cars doesn't go tits up due to societal collapse.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




I'm not good at theory and try not to talk about it, but I've been thinking lately that if a Marxist "contradiction" is an "opposition of social forces", we're seeing such a contradiction between people who see climate change as something abstract that may happen in the future, and people who see climate change already happening in the concrete past. Sorry if that's dumb. This is the UK Marxist Thread though.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Sep 20, 2021

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




This kinda rule change was inevitable from Starmer but I'm surprised it came so quickly.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Getting that many eggs for a quid was a way better deal than Starmer. We're being harsh on wet eggs.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




This is way better than Starmer.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014





This website that generates faces using machine learning is already more advanced than Keith.

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




I always imagined James Bond gets paid in an untraceable expense account that he uses to pay for travel, hotels, martinis, guns, and suits. He doesn't seem to have a life other than the "mission".

e: oh yeah snipe/tax:

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Sep 24, 2021

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




keep punching joe posted:

Imagine being the sort of psycho who joins the army to get to shoot muslims and instead you just have to do a regular delivery job.

I always imagined a lot of the more braggy veterans spent their time in the army unloading planes or peeling potatoes, there are 10 of those support soldiers for every actual combat soldier, so it's odd how all of them claim to have been paras.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Grey Hunter posted:

I had the opposite, I knew a guy who resolutely claimed to be a helicopter mechanic, despite giving me (a t totaller) a bottle of wine from the SAS mess....

The SAS do use the services of helicopter mechanics that are just helicopter mechanics. You don't need to train everyone on the SAS base to be SAS, you'd never get anything done.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Failed Imagineer posted:

IF "heckling" GOTO "Slogans, or Changing Lives?"

But Keith, that's a loving slogan.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




jaete posted:

How's it gonna go, do you think (my guess is: lol, lmao)

You've almost at the 6th stage of grief. Don't guess it, feel it.

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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




The Question IRL posted:

I haven't seen the new Bond film yet, but I dis see this headline on the Daily Mail which left me spitting bullets.



I've said it before but apart from Casino Royal, I hate the Craig Bond films.

It's very obvious he doesn't like playing James Bond*, QoS is a mess of a film**, Skyfall explicitly hates the concept of Bond movies and itself*** and Spectre is just a bad film****.

I'll probably end up watching NTTD at somepoint because I am very fond of Bond but I don't expect I'll like it.


* = And I don't blame Daniel Craig for this. He's obviously getting a lot of money to do a job he doesn't like. I do blame the people who hired a man who doesn't like the role.

**= Yes I knew the writers strike screwed things up. But man the film is the equivalent of a game that keeps crashing until it's been patched months later. Great opening theme, and Bond murdering Elon Musk in the desert is good to see.

***= Skyfall is like the epitome of mid 2010 centrist. All these previous things were stupid, not like our own ill-thought out ideas. No wonder they had Bond show up to the Olympic Ceremony.

****= Spectre doesn't even have the excuse of a writers strike. At least the Sony emails about it are funny.

That many asterisks means you've looped back around to being a Craig Bond fan since he made you feel something.

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