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Failed Imagineer posted:It would be cool if there were some videogames where you could headshot Swiss bankers tho the third level of Hitman has a Swedish one if that's close enough for you
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keep punching joe posted:The proms is another reason to destroy the UK as a political entity. yeah who likes cheap concerts with world-class musicians anyway
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there's gonna be like 5 asterisks to each part of that policy BAN ZERO HOURS CONTRACTS***** *but only for over 25s *but only for UK citizens *but not if you've been unemployed for more than 12 months *but your employer can unilaterally put you onto zero hours any time during your probation *but supermarkets are exempt
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Surprise T Rex posted:a one-hour contract is significantly better than a zero hour one because at least you can count on a specific number of hours worth of wages on a week to week basis yes that whole one guaranteed hour of work is really going to pay for a whole load of stuff efb twice there will be literally no difference except the number 0 will be crossed out and replaced with a 1
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:My dad also thinks that if someone walked out in front of his car and he made no attempt at stopping, he'd get off scot free because they were asking for it. I keep telling him a jury probably wouldn't go for that but he seems convinced that his jury would be composed of 12 My Dads I’m surprised he’s not spending the day doing laps of the M25 in the hope of finding an XR protest to run over
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keep punching joe posted:Luckilly the tab was still open in my browser. there is no way this is true but I'm choosing to believe it anyway
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1965917 posted:What the gently caress? What did Reginald D. Hunter ever do to her? be black at her, I assume
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Dead Goon posted:Pounds, pence and shillings sure, but then there are guineas and what the gently caress are they for? livestock
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kecske posted:my car gets forty rods to the hogshead rods to the hogshead is Boris's favourite hobby
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the Simpsons peaked with the softball episode and it's been downhill ever since
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after the incredible success of skills wallets, the new flagship Lib Dem policy is skills wallets for kids they are so incredibly loving useless
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one of the other companies will buy them out rather than risk them getting taken into public ownership
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it makes me so happy that we have our own Tesla defender ITT 
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Comrade Fakename posted:I don't drive, so really don't have much interest in it, but I am a bit interested in green technology stuff, and I've got to say it's pretty bizarre how on SA and left Twitter Teslas are the worst cars ever made and incredibly unsafe and constantly explode, while literally everywhere else I look they're widely considered to be good cars that people like. the Tories are also popular in most places that aren't SA or left twitter
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Don't forget this little gem from the other day: but but but you can't trust left Twitter to be objective, lots of people want their cars to turn head on into oncoming traffic
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maybe we're all just jealous that our cars are unlikely to incinerate us instantly and release us from this hellworld
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Update: the cop has managed to beat a nice man with a model train shop. usually they beat people with batons
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:drat trying to get that alibi established early I see
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Sep 21, 2021 23:11
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Failed Imagineer posted:I had to confirm on WhoSampled, but apparently yes Cranberries-Zombie has been sampled a surprising number of times no, that's just all in your head
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they really sent that guy onto TV news and didn't expect that he'd be asked the extremely obvious question about his own home? didn't think to maybe coach him on a response that wasn't panicked deflection? they're even less competent than XR and that's saying something
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FiftySeven posted:I got an email through from Bulb 2 days ago saying that my electricity usage in my shop was higher than their assumed usage from my old provider and therefore I owed them £450 and my monthly payments needed to go up by £300. Needless to say, that was absolutely ludicrous and when I checked, they hadn't had a meter reading from the so called smart meters in 3 months since it was installed and somehow came to the insane conclusion that I would have used 4 times the energy I actually had done when you look at my meter. if I was running an energy company that was potentially going out of business in the next month or so I'd probably be trying to squeeze every last penny out of my customers that I could tbh obviously I'd need to be an absolute bastard but it's not like I'd have got into that position without being one
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Sep 23, 2021 15:17
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surely if Streeting is running then Jessflaps will do the same
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Bond steals a thousand times more money from all the bad guys he's killed than he gets from MI5
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serious gaylord posted:It could
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I'd be shocked if anyone who might potentially heckle was allowed within a mile of the main conference room
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the left even existing is "playing into the right's hands"
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Comrade Fakename posted:I’m at the conference and I saw a terf and an anti-vaxxer screaming at each other. I didn't realise there were mirrors there
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happyhippy posted:You can get emergency passports, my dad and brother had to get ones to goto the US when my uncle had a stroke. no-one is going to go through all that poo poo just so they can deliver a truckload of lovely lager to Southend though
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1441865718266413063?s=19 Minus Five Alpacas
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mediaphage posted:lmao unbelievable that'll be because what the Observer describes as a "plan to fight antisemitism" will actually be along the lines of "kick supporters of Palestine out of the party"
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Labour are so loving useless they didn't consider that the person they sent on the media rounds might actually get asked a question that was asked of the party leader the day before, and so didn't give them a prepared answer consisting of something more than a string of plosives
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Sep 27, 2021 11:20
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eels are good, eels are good
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Sep 28, 2021 15:03
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goddamnedtwisto posted:An actual Good Post from Julio Cruz, truly these are the End Times. it had to happen eventually
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Sep 28, 2021 15:20
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peanut- posted:Random question of the kind that people in this thread often know the answer to. Do rental car places typically have their own petrol supply on site? it should be full when you pick it up, since you're meant to return it with a full tank if it's not, make sure to take a picture of the gauge before you leave the site, and make sure that one of their people acknowledges it as such, otherwise you'll be on the hook for topping up the tank for the previous customer
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