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CPL593H posted:We didn't land on the moon. The moon landed on us.
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Songbearer posted:People are always so fascinated with space and all the wonders in it and space travel and whatever and I'm here to tell you your fascination is dumb and bad. Oh look they found a new planet, oh look a photo of a black hole, oh wow a cluster of stars. Great stuff except you can't do anything with that information, nobody is going to get to enjoy it because nobody will actually be able to afford going into space. Yo, more practical? Going to space means you need a thing that can withstand 1 atmosphere of pressure. Going to deep sea means you need a thing that can withstand 500 atmospheres of pressure. Outer space is only 100 km above sea level. Deep sea is 500 kms below sea level. Space has maybe some cosmic rays you need a lil bit of lead shielding from or you might get cancer. Deep sea has cosmic horrors, monstrosities that we can't even imagine who could crush us into paste. Even the stuff we know about is awful: sharks, jellyfish are insanely deadly and dolphins are human-level intelligent and rape and murder other species for fun. Space has cheap plentiful effective solar power everywhere and once you're out of Earth's gravity well it's basically free to go anywhere you want in the solar system. There is nothing, nothing practical about the ocean, and the best thing about space travel is it gets away from that thing.
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Sep 1, 2021 11:32
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chaosbreather posted:Yo, more practical? Going to space means you need a thing that can withstand 1 atmosphere of pressure. Going to deep sea means you need a thing that can withstand 500 atmospheres of pressure. Outer space is only 100 km above sea level. Deep sea is 500 kms below sea level. Space has maybe some cosmic rays you need a lil bit of lead shielding from or you might get cancer. Deep sea has cosmic horrors, monstrosities that we can't even imagine who could crush us into paste. Even the stuff we know about is awful: sharks, jellyfish are insanely deadly and dolphins are human-level intelligent and rape and murder other species for fun. Space has cheap plentiful effective solar power everywhere and once you're out of Earth's gravity well it's basically free to go anywhere you want in the solar system. There is nothing, nothing practical about the ocean, and the best thing about space travel is it gets away from that thing. The Mariana Trench is only about 11 kms deep by the way.
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Sep 1, 2021 11:49
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Hello Robin williams
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Sep 1, 2021 11:53
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If we are as a world united with the Moon we are also binded within a whirlwind of gas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6HBZC9pZHQ
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Sep 1, 2021 12:21
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Jesus lives on the moon with god
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Sep 1, 2021 12:41
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It's true I met them when I went up there to look at the go carts they're pretty cool dudes.
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Sep 1, 2021 12:50
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Ocean blows it's just a moist trash heap that's full of plastic and dead fish.
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Sep 1, 2021 12:52
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CPL593H posted:We didn't land on the moon. The moon landed on us. Very strong Cole Porter energy
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Sep 1, 2021 13:02
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RatHat posted:The Mariana Trench is only about 11 kms deep by the way. Actually that's spelt "Marinara Trench" and is one of the shallowest regions on the ocean
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Sep 1, 2021 13:34
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:posting from the moon No you're not. My dad works for the internet and says there's no internet on the moon.
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Sep 1, 2021 13:48
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why did they name the moon landing missions after Apollo who is famous for the sun, and not some kinda moon god famous for the moon? suspicious.
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Sep 1, 2021 14:02
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you know what ELSE they got up there? Two DIFFERENT Cousins Subs. There's the one by the landing site, and then 'The Good One'.
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Sep 1, 2021 14:08
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Last time I visited the moon I went to the close Denny's, but I should have gone to the Denny's a little further away, its much better.
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Sep 1, 2021 14:17
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Microwave's mom lives on the moon with god and jesus
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Sep 1, 2021 14:17
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I don't know about you, but I didn't land on the moon so, no, we didn't land on the moon.
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Sep 1, 2021 14:26
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Songbearer posted:People are always so fascinated with space and all the wonders in it and space travel and whatever and I'm here to tell you your fascination is dumb and bad. Oh look they found a new planet, oh look a photo of a black hole, oh wow a cluster of stars. Great stuff except you can't do anything with that information, nobody is going to get to enjoy it because nobody will actually be able to afford going into space. "We know more about outer space than we know about the ocean!" is dumb-dumb bullshit from the same kind of people who say things like "We only use 10% of our brains!" It's not actually true. We've done a lot of studies on the actually interesting parts of the ocean. We're also, yeah, still studying it quite a bit. Sometimes, y'know, even from space. Still, imagine what we'd have if, instead of doing dumb stuff in space, we spent all the space money on the ocean. Instead of every satellite launch, we had another sub dive. Having a goddamn wizard-map on my phone that knows where I am at all times and can tell me how to get anywhere from anywhere isn't bad, but what if, instead, we knew more about plankton?
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Sep 1, 2021 14:34
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:We're also, yeah, still studying it quite a bit. Sometimes, y'know, even from space. Well that's just stupid because the ocean is all the way down here and space is all the way up there, meaning you'll never be close enough to see the cool unknown sea beasts also your name is the only thing we get when someone shows us a space discovery
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Sep 1, 2021 14:54
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hell astro course posted:why did they name the moon landing missions after Apollo who is famous for the sun, and not some kinda moon god famous for the moon? suspicious. Because the deity of the moon is a goddess named Artemis and this was 1960s America where women were treated like dutch wives.
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Sep 1, 2021 15:01
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hell astro course posted:why did they name the moon landing missions after Apollo who is famous for the sun, and not some kinda moon god famous for the moon? suspicious. Wikipedia says this about it quote:The program was named after Apollo, the Greek god of light, music, and the Sun, by NASA manager Abe Silverstein, who later said, "I was naming the spacecraft like I'd name my baby."[3] Silverstein chose the name at home one evening, early in 1960, because he felt "Apollo riding his chariot across the Sun was appropriate to the grand scale of the proposed program."
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Sep 1, 2021 15:23
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*wears expensive noise-cancelling bluetooth headphones to Five Guys* E: *posts in wrong 2012 username thread*
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Sep 1, 2021 15:28
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what seriously drives me crazy is people who go "why are we spending money on science x when it could be spent on science y" when the question is so clearly "when you live in a society utterly shaped by pure science / maths, where the economic impact of same is no less than total, where technological superiority is cultural, military, social, economic and political superiority, and where lifesaving medicine and world changing tech have been consistently birthed by utterly unrelated fields, why would you ever, ever pit fields of science against each other when the total spend all of science and education is a fraction of a fraction of a fraction what it has made, and a similarly small portion of totally unnecessary and futile expenditures, or the amount of income that one of the many, many billionaires might make in an hour?"
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Sep 1, 2021 15:30
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chaosbreather posted:what seriously drives me crazy is people who go "why are we spending money on science x when it could be spent on science y" when the question is so clearly "when you live in a society utterly shaped by pure science / maths, where the economic impact of same is no less than total, where technological superiority is cultural, military, social, economic and political superiority, and where lifesaving medicine and world changing tech have been consistently birthed by utterly unrelated fields, why would you ever, ever pit fields of science against each other when the total spend all of science and education is a fraction of a fraction of a fraction what it has made, and a similarly small portion of totally unnecessary and futile expenditures, or the amount of income that one of the many, many billionaires might make in an hour?" yeah it's this. space vs ocean vs homeless people or whatever the gently caress is the dumbest poo poo when the real contrast is trillions spent on warfare and billionaire palaces/opulence vs everything else
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Sep 1, 2021 15:36
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I think instead of oceans or space we should go learn more about caves. Everybody underestimates caves.
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Sep 1, 2021 15:43
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Yaldabaoth posted:Because the deity of the moon is a goddess named Artemis and this was 1960s America where women were treated like dutch wives. the 60s were dumb as hell, it's not like we call it americo
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Sep 1, 2021 15:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajgeaOt_HTQ
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Sep 1, 2021 15:54
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frumpykvetchbot posted:No you're not. My dad works for the internet and says there's no internet on the moon. you got me, in reality im posting from your dad 
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Sep 1, 2021 16:07
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:you got me, in reality im posting from your dad I'm sorry but sea dads are better than space dads. Space dads are too distant and don't understand what Earth children need, whereas sea dads have tridents for poking foes. The whole sea/space argument is a settled one
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Sep 1, 2021 16:26
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Songbearer posted:I'm sorry but sea dads are better than space dads. Space dads are too distant and don't understand what Earth children need, whereas sea dads have tridents for poking foes. The whole sea/space argument is a settled one sea dad, space dad, aid dad, earth dad, fire dad, and finally, math dad
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Sep 1, 2021 16:39
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The ocean loving sucks and I don't care what's in it beyond knowing it's there or recovering archeological artifacts from it, etc. I don't give a poo poo about some sub going to new depths where it turns out there's 'more water'. Give it up sea dudes
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Sep 1, 2021 16:41
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Big Beef City posted:The ocean loving sucks and I don't care what's in it beyond knowing it's there or recovering archeological artifacts from it, etc. I don't give a poo poo about some sub going to new depths where it turns out there's 'more water'. Give it up sea dudes big "my sea dad left me" vibe with this post.
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Sep 1, 2021 16:45
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Sea dad birthday presents: Cool coral, pearls, seahorse, ride a cool whale Space dad birthday presents (if he remembers): Some dumb rock, handful of dust, 640 x 480 fuzzy jpg of some boring crap
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Sep 1, 2021 17:17
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The moon is dumb, like sometimes its a circle and sometimes its a crescent? Laaame
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Sep 1, 2021 17:49
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Crawdad is a subtype of seadad
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Sep 1, 2021 17:58
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Didn’t they go back like 10 times and leave tons of piss being
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Sep 1, 2021 18:00
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Smugworth posted:Microwave's mom lives on the moon with god and jesus drat now that’s a holy trinity I’d like to see! 
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Sep 1, 2021 18:18
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The rooskies constructed a fake moon and Americans went and landed on it.
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Sep 1, 2021 18:19
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If you eat the moon it tastes like cheese but like a very crumbly Parmesan so it’s more appropriate to grate some over a pasta dish rather than eating chunks or slices of it.
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Sep 1, 2021 18:34
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We choose to have sex with the moon not because he is easy, but because I am hard. 
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Sep 1, 2021 18:44
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Piss is stored in the moon. (That's why it's yellow and big.)
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