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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

beer? yeah make it two incase i like the first one.

cheers

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
lady chef on the tv just yelled "My guilty pleasure is MAYONNAISE" hell I'll drink to that

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

lady chef on the tv just yelled "My guilty pleasure is MAYONNAISE" hell I'll drink to that

careful with that kind of posting if you venture near the sauce thread fyi

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

You can't take the sky from me!

Ever hear of a roof, OP??

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have no beer in the house

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Ever hear of a roof, OP??

1st time thanks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Got cider, canned margs, various hard liquor, but no beer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

1st time thanks

Word?

They're p slick. Hear you can pick up one cheap on Craigslist

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I have no beer in the house

doing drymarch eh

e

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Got cider, canned margs, various hard liquor, but no beer

ah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Clocking out. NCAA Time.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

You can't take the sky from me!

There's lots of sky. Especially since you only need to drive for about ten minutes to have zero light pollution.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

let's all post our favorite pick up lines. ill start:

"do you have some dollars"
"ignorant piss-rear end"
"what is it anyway"

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
422, for all the stoners who were late to 420

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

gently caress it, if i gotta have a late lunch it might as well be fondue

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

a big ol’ pot of casomorphin to numb the pain away

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Round trip? Is that far or close?

30 minutes one way. So about 1 hour. I don’t mind the drive for the good stuff and it’s decent pizza. They use provolone for the cheese and it’s tasty. I also picked up hot wings from a different joint which was my mistake not getting wings from the pizza place but mood had changed.

Now having a bourbon and renting Poor Things.

Also got my stray kitty cat roaming my house.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Fried seafood and beer makes a frisky friday

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Gatts posted:

30 minutes one way. So about 1 hour. I don’t mind the drive for the good stuff and it’s decent pizza. They use provolone for the cheese and it’s tasty. I also picked up hot wings from a different joint which was my mistake not getting wings from the pizza place but mood had changed.

Now having a bourbon and renting Poor Things.

Also got my stray kitty cat roaming my house.

Good luck, I did not care for poor things

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

TURTLE SLUT posted:

what kind of pizza

Half pepperoni and half cheese. I should say I believed it is a smoked provolone.

satanic splash-back posted:

Good luck, I did not care for poor things

Aight. Will see if I like it.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

Gatts posted:

Half pepperoni and half cheese. I should say I believed it is a smoked provolone.

Aight. Will see if I like it.
drat now I'm hungry.

Not for Poor Things though. Lanthimos can go into a butt, as far as I am concerned

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i have to figure out my own dinner, what hell am i living in

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
gonna call up my sister and demand she drop me off fried chicken

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

bagmonkey posted:

gonna call up my sister and demand she drop me off fried chicken

4 fried chickens

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

lady chef on the tv just yelled "My guilty pleasure is MAYONNAISE" hell I'll drink to that

Nice

Ulillinguist
Dec 17, 2011

It's not easy being 40C000
Parallaxing to the Xtreme

TURTLE SLUT posted:

let's all post our favorite pick up lines. ill start:

"do you have some dollars"
"ignorant piss-rear end"
"what is it anyway"

Here's one I got last week:

"HEY BLONDIE!!!"

"HEY!! COME HERE! BLONDIE! COME HERE!!"

"...YOU DROPPED SOMETHING."

(I check behind me)

"I KNEW YOU COULD HEAR ME!!! COME HERE! COME HERE! Come here! COME OVER HERE!!!"

The 'you dropped something' line really worked to get me to pause. Bravo to that rear end in a top hat's ingenuity, I hadn't got that one before! However, it's the general shouting cat calls that's always a turn off.

Also, a guy walked up to me in the park and asked me how old I was, and when I answered he looked shocked and disappapointed, and said "oh." Which was a little bit of an insult because he wasn't interested in a woman older than him, but it also felt like a compliment because I must look a few years younger than I am. :sparkles: I'm still riding that high a year later. :sparkles:

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

Ulillinguist posted:

Here's one I got last week:

"HEY BLONDIE!!!"

"HEY!! COME HERE! BLONDIE! COME HERE!!"

"...YOU DROPPED SOMETHING."

(I check behind me)

"I KNEW YOU COULD HEAR ME!!! COME HERE! COME HERE! Come here! COME OVER HERE!!!"

The 'you dropped something' line really worked to get me to pause. Bravo to that rear end in a top hat's ingenuity, I hadn't got that one before! However, it's the general shouting cat calls that's always a turn off.

Also, a guy walked up to me in the park and asked me how old I was, and when I answered he looked shocked and disappapointed, and said "oh." Which was a little bit of an insult because he wasn't interested in a woman older than him, but it also felt like a compliment because I must look a few years younger than I am. :sparkles: I'm still riding that high a year later. :sparkles:
mine were jokes but that sucks a lot.

"well, how is it to have sex? haha" is another good one

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Lady is gone for the weekend, I got some beer, a frozen pizza, Dragon's Dogma 2, and my weed pen. Life is good friday cru

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Beastie posted:

Lady is gone for the weekend, I got some beer, a frozen pizza, Dragon's Dogma 2, and my weed pen. Life is good friday cru

It would probably be better if you were playing BG3 instead

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

pretty good friday. my friends are having a lan party tomorrow, i'm feeling kind of lazy but if i go i'll probably enjoy it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pencilhands posted:

pretty good friday. my friends are having a lan party tomorrow, i'm feeling kind of lazy but if i go i'll probably enjoy it
warm up the hog, were heading to the gulch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Headin' to the Sand Pit on the Town line

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Replacing all the sand at the sandpit with artificial sand so close to real sand in every way that people don't even realize it's not real sand

Ulillinguist
Dec 17, 2011

It's not easy being 40C000
Parallaxing to the Xtreme

TURTLE SLUT posted:

mine were jokes but that sucks a lot.

"well, how is it to have sex? haha" is another good one

Sorry, I'm not trying to bring down the Friday thread.

On another note, I got myself into the gym tonight, and that always gets me feeling good.

5min walk/5 min run
10 min stretching
15 min weight lifting
20+ swimming

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Literally A Person posted:

Replacing all the sand at the sandpit with artificial sand so close to real sand in every way that people don't even realize it's not real sand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prMOfdjyFK0

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

non-newtonian sand

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sand is surprisingly precious and in short supply.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Got a lot of sand in Maine though I tell you what.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sand is for the plebs. Big rear end rocks for the winners.

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

Ulillinguist posted:

Sorry, I'm not trying to bring down the Friday thread.

On another note, I got myself into the gym tonight, and that always gets me feeling good.

5min walk/5 min run
10 min stretching
15 min weight lifting
20+ swimming
no need to be sorry, you should talk about heavy poo poo when you feel like it.

what sort of a bourgeoisie gym has a pool where you can swim for 20 minutes??

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

thinking to crack open this strange honey an elderly hippy gifted me awhile back. seems like kind of a gamble, but they claimed it has anxiety relieving qualities

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