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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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Nov 19, 2012

Saalkin posted:

Drink every drop. Don't stop. Don't ever stop.

The more you drink, the less likely it is she'll call.

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Nov 19, 2012

Saalkin posted:

She was never going to call anyways

gently caress

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Nov 19, 2012

It's Friday and she called :thumbsup:

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Nov 19, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Man, I gotta work tomorrow.

Call in

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Nov 19, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Nahh. The overtime pay is worth it. Got nothing else tomorrow

Call in

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Nov 19, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

they already know I'm coming in

And now they'll know you're not

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Nov 19, 2012

Friday night and I'm teaching online piano lessons for kids in China :madmax:

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Nov 19, 2012

Chief McHeath posted:

Now it is Saturday on the east coast of the USA so this post is a violation of thread rules.

lmao owned

lmao

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Nov 19, 2012

Luvcow posted:

made it to another friday and we're still not all dead from nuclear war so we got that going for us

better skull some piss, then

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Nov 19, 2012

styls trill epic posted:

Sipping an island drink!

Little early to skull some piss, no?

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Nov 19, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

ddos on the lords day............. smdh

I originally read this as "dildos on the lords day"

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Nov 19, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

19 YEARS AGO TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF MY FUCKIN BULLSHIT CAREER. I HAVE REGRETTED IT EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN DAY AND I HATE MYSELF SO OBVIOUSLY THE
ONLY WAY TO CELEBRATE IS TO TRY AND GET BLACKOUT FUCKIN DRUNK AND HOPE THAT I WAKE UP IN A FUCKIN DITCH TOMORROW MORNING.HAPPY FRIDAY ASSHOLES!!;!;

0__________0

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Nov 19, 2012

Methanar posted:

I texted a girl 8 hours ago and I've gotten no response

she's having sex with another man right now, as in literally this moment. that man, as you might have figured, is not you.

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Nov 19, 2012

Also, my stomach hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER, so I'm enjoying an island "drink" of prescription-strength Pepto. Momentarily I will go for a RUN and them SWIM in my pool in the hope that the pain STOPS, but I doubt that IT WILL.

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Nov 19, 2012

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Probably a bad idea to do if your stomach hurts because you very well may poo poo in either of those activities without warning

Go on...

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Nov 19, 2012

Just taught a Chinese person in China how to correctly pronounce the word "communist" for their English speech competition, HELL YEAH FRIDAY

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Nov 19, 2012

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor.

I got back up and knocked him to the floor.

He was being such a jackoff

I, too, like Wesley Willis...drink some water, dude.

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Nov 19, 2012

Well, well, well, look what we have here...

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Nov 19, 2012

It's Friday, I ate Taco Bell for the first time in years, and OH BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE.

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Nov 19, 2012

Zeluth posted:

What was the mistake leading up to your Taco Bell experience?

Thinking that Taco Bell would help with my emotional problems at that specific time.

It only make it worse

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Nov 19, 2012

kntfkr posted:

whats PBUH

The new way of saying "bruh."

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Nov 19, 2012

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I stopped drinking because apparently booze is a Group 1 carcinogen, but holy hell do I just wanna get fuckin' plastered tonight

Life is a Group 1 carcinogen, hth.

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Nov 19, 2012

I just ATE CHIPOTLE and now am teaching an ONLINE PIANO LESSON to a student in CHINA.

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Nov 19, 2012

Bookish posted:

I don’t know how to get through Friday during dry january. I have nothing to look forward to after work now :(

Pizza, Coca-Cola, and hardcore pornography.

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Nov 19, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i cut out those 3 things as well lmfao. except occasionally pizza but not nearly as much

Rocky Road ice cream, kale chips, and The Exorcist.

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Nov 19, 2012

neato burrito posted:

Is anyone at Coachella?

The Devil.

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Nov 19, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Honestly I’ve never been to Vegas.

I have been to Atlantic City though.

Isn't Atlantic City a ghost town at this point?

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