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hot cocoa on the couch)
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Saalkin posted:Drink every drop. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. The more you drink, the less likely it is she'll call.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 02:17 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:03 |
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Saalkin posted:She was never going to call anyways gently caress
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 02:22 |
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It's Friday and she called
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 01:33 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Man, I gotta work tomorrow. Call in
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 03:13 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Nahh. The overtime pay is worth it. Got nothing else tomorrow Call in
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 03:22 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:they already know I'm coming in And now they'll know you're not
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 03:23 |
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Friday night and I'm teaching online piano lessons for kids in China
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 02:29 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Now it is Saturday on the east coast of the USA so this post is a violation of thread rules. lmao
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 06:18 |
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Luvcow posted:made it to another friday and we're still not all dead from nuclear war so we got that going for us better skull some piss, then
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2022 21:11 |
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styls trill epic posted:Sipping an island drink! Little early to skull some piss, no?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:12 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ddos on the lords day............. smdh I originally read this as "dildos on the lords day"
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 01:22 |
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wesleywillis posted:19 YEARS AGO TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF MY FUCKIN BULLSHIT CAREER. I HAVE REGRETTED IT EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN DAY AND I HATE MYSELF SO OBVIOUSLY THE 0__________0
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2022 03:21 |
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Methanar posted:I texted a girl 8 hours ago and I've gotten no response she's having sex with another man right now, as in literally this moment. that man, as you might have figured, is not you.
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# ¿ May 7, 2022 01:07 |
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Also, my stomach hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER, so I'm enjoying an island "drink" of prescription-strength Pepto. Momentarily I will go for a RUN and them SWIM in my pool in the hope that the pain STOPS, but I doubt that IT WILL.
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# ¿ May 7, 2022 01:12 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Probably a bad idea to do if your stomach hurts because you very well may poo poo in either of those activities without warning Go on...
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# ¿ May 7, 2022 01:55 |
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Just taught a Chinese person in China how to correctly pronounce the word "communist" for their English speech competition, HELL YEAH FRIDAY
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# ¿ May 21, 2022 01:33 |
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor. I, too, like Wesley Willis...drink some water, dude.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 03:36 |
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Well, well, well, look what we have here...
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 12:16 |
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It's Friday, I ate Taco Bell for the first time in years, and OH BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 00:20 |
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Zeluth posted:What was the mistake leading up to your Taco Bell experience? Thinking that Taco Bell would help with my emotional problems at that specific time. It only make it worse
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 01:44 |
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kntfkr posted:whats PBUH The new way of saying "bruh."
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 22:59 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I stopped drinking because apparently booze is a Group 1 carcinogen, but holy hell do I just wanna get fuckin' plastered tonight Life is a Group 1 carcinogen, hth.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 23:25 |
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I just ATE CHIPOTLE and now am teaching an ONLINE PIANO LESSON to a student in CHINA.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 02:25 |
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Bookish posted:I don’t know how to get through Friday during dry january. I have nothing to look forward to after work now Pizza, Coca-Cola, and hardcore pornography.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 17:00 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i cut out those 3 things as well lmfao. except occasionally pizza but not nearly as much Rocky Road ice cream, kale chips, and The Exorcist.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 17:03 |
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neato burrito posted:Is anyone at Coachella? The Devil.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 01:54 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:03 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Honestly I’ve never been to Vegas. Isn't Atlantic City a ghost town at this point?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2023 02:53 |