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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gonna get oysters and beer after work :backtowork: :boobeer: :mario:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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dick can order whatever he wants :confused:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Big Beef City posted:

Let's just stop right here a second.


... how do you like your oysters?

also isn't it a bit early on in oyster season? 'Months with 'r' just started, and all that?
i usually drown em in malt vinegar and load em up with horse radish

one time i had oysters with tabasco sorbet!!!

buncha oyster farms near where i live so you can get good ones year round, but yeah its been super warm this summer i dunno if you could or should harvest right now from the beach

from a place called "fanny bay" lmao

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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COUNTDOWN TO OYSTER TIME!!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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gonna eat so many oysters that i squirt

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yea ill eat tha squirt
you can have a lil squirt, as a treat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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1 MORE FUCKIN MINUTE TILL SHITTIN TIME!!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Big Beef City posted:

I wanna eat that many oysters


Like once a year or so Mrs Beef gives me the OK to order in a sack of them from the coast and I just stand in the kitchen cleanin' and shuckin' 'em and goin hog wild. Other than that there's only like 1 other place near by that does them decent that I know of but they cost even more than getting them mail ordered like that so it's a wash
This was from December but some idiot just left millions of these suckers just lying around the beach!



numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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thinkin bout friday night bbq maybe????

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its slow AF today at work time to catch up on some posting :hchatter:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just passed my full motorcycle road test license and i have a half day at work :cheers:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i might even have a beer after work :boobeer:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkfcNaaICE4
:siren::woop::siren:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hell yah its fuckin friday gonna slam some beers after work!!!!

ive been abstaining from drinks during the work week so im gonna shotgun an ice cold 8% tall can of beer and GET WRECKED off one drink lol

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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might buy two beers in case i like the first one

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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posting in the friday thread :woop:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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liked and subscribed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

8 day weeks are the fuckin future man. If you have a Sunday you gotta have a Moonday before Monday, a fair weekend. :drac:
Saturday Sunday Funday Tuesday Wednesday Friendsday Thursday Blursday Friday

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The Scientist posted:

I have covid and a broken foot this weekend gonna suk
my goondolences

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBOgtp0Hac

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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theres a whole friday forum?????? what in tarnation

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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t-minus 85 minutes until im outta here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i forgot my travel mug at work yesterday so i had to use the office keurig machine this morning to make my coffee yuck

better than no coffee though

T.G.I.F.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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epic random user posted:

sipping an island drink!
im just an island boy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Aardvark! posted:

i have to interview someone at 6pm my time :manning:
ask them to interview you to switch things up

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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im going to graceland

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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did you hear about the doctor who tried to write a prescription with a thermometer? he said to the nurse "some rear end in a top hat must have my pen."

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I just got back from the doctors and ive steadily gained 9lbs since my last visit! Friday!!!
9 lbs in a week. impressive.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Chinatown posted:

im going out to get sushi tonight =]
wow same

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Feb 19, 2014

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